Saliva going down the wrong way - General

Well anyway I just woke up because of this. Does anyone hate it when they are almost about to fall asleep and some ninja saliva goes down the wrong tube? Well in cantonese we say it entered the wrong door and I hate it when my saliva goes through the wrong fucking door. I have to cough a little and wait for it to go away. The feeling is annoying and by the time I feel normal again I can't fall asleep for another 20 minutes. Any solutions to this FP? Other than killing myself of course. By solutions I mean how do I get the feeling away or how do I get the saliva back where it belongs.

I hate it when I have dreams of walking on a path then tripping and waking up. Fucking scariest shit ever then you spasm in bed and go "wuaaagh"

Have someone else kill you.

[QUOTE=Vince323;19520838]I hate it when I have dreams of walking on a path then tripping and waking up. Fucking scariest shit ever[/QUOTE] Did you even read the thread?

How about swallow your saliva and/or don't attempt to breath while your mouth is full of saliva.

I thought you were going to talk about giving the band strategic advice.

[QUOTE=Xybjj;19520865]or don't attempt to breath while your mouth is full of saliva.[/QUOTE] or dont attempt to breathe at all

Stop sleeping on your back

Damn that ninja saliva...I know your pain...I know. It's even worse when you're just talking, and all of a sudden, GAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *hackhackgag* Tragic times.

I thought this thread was going to be about swallowing the smoke of a psychoactive substance.

[QUOTE=Vince323;19520838]I hate it when I have dreams of walking on a path then tripping and waking up. Fucking scariest shit ever then you spasm in bed and go "wuaaagh"[/QUOTE] I hate dreams where theres some sort of bad guy or monster chasing you and then you can't run fast enough OR I remember i had a dream where i was in the basement, and a monster was slowly creeping up to get me, and for some reason i couldnt walk up the stairs because my legs were like concrete, and whenever i yelled for help i would wheeze and couldn't yell loud enough. and for some reason my shoes were untied. Dude, I just remembered how fucking scarey my basement was. Sometime I still sprint up the stairs after shutting the light off

i hate dreams where im jumping off a cliff or skydiving and then falling off my bed in real life.

[QUOTE=Scottismelol;19521202]i hate dreams where im jumping off a cliff or skydiving and then falling off my bed in real life.[/QUOTE] I did that once. I clocked my head on the corner of my dresser. It hurt.

I thought this thread would be about the band, but I can relate to OP. It's annoying and uncomfortable.

It happens to me when I'm awake. I must be pretty retarded to choke on my own spit for no reason.

[QUOTE=ken188;19521252]It happens to me when I'm awake. I must be pretty retarded to choke on my own spit for no reason.[/QUOTE] Likewise. I feel really stupid if someone witnesses it.

I came in here thinking you ate salvia.

[QUOTE=Kyle902;19520840]Have someone else kill you.[/QUOTE] I lol'd hard. And yeah, @ the post above Kyle's, I HATE those dreams.

I thought the thread would be about someone who has his saliva drip up his face. Was dissapointed.

Haha, i'll be sitting in bed, then i fall alseep. Then, all of a sudden i transport from my bed to this cliff. I started walking the other way and then HOLY SHIT i get shoved off the cliff and i spasm out in bed and i cant fall alseep. :downs: Don't relate to OP but still, annoying as fuck.