The dick. It's where you kick dudes when you need to defend yourself. You know, the Genitals. The Groin. The Sensitive Areas. The "Genital Triangle". It's like a magnet for feet.
To make sure your kicking technique is on par with the pros, here's a helpful guide:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHL2Cpb1618[/media]
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yDdMJnTIf4[/media]
original
Dick kicking simulator 2011
brb buying a kinect
oh my god it loops
I'm quite positive that my genitals are not triangular.
[i] yeaaahhhh repeaaaattt itttt[/i]
Kick dudes in the dick kick dudes in the dick
What if the attacker puts his right foot forward and blocks the genital attack?
What if the attacker is a woman as well? Would there be an infinite loop of kicking in the groin (or cunt punt, which I believe is the technical term)?
Now all we need is a remix of when Jeff was singing In Da Club.
[QUOTE=Mister Royzo;33446831]What if the attacker is a woman as well? Would there be an infinite loop of kicking in the groin (or cunt punt, which I believe is the technical term)?[/QUOTE]
Such an attack could sustain infinitely, but I believe you would eventually lose out and possibly lose a foot in the process. Be careful out there.
did you post this on the gb forums yet
[editline]26th November 2011[/editline]
oh wait you did
[url]http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/kick-dudes-in-the-dick-the-remix/526110/[/url]
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