16 Year Old Chocolate | Ashens - General

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GNtXN3YfdY[/media] [sp]It's not that bad[/sp]

No golden ticket?

surprised actually, was expecting it to be really moldy and shit

I want to taste it.

not even mold would eat that shit.

don't try to eat expired chocolate bars [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlmGY8X1zBk[/media] I've heard stories like where someone bit into a nestle crunch bar........... kid has maggots in her teeth from the first bite and everyone in the class looked in horror. Story came from the teacher not just a tall tale from a student.

[QUOTE=Ithon;40510538]don't try to eat expired chocolate bars [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlmGY8X1zBk[/media] I've heard stories like where someone bit into a nestle crunch bar........... kid has maggots in her teeth from the first bite and everyone in the class looked in horror. Story came from the teacher not just a tall tale from a student.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Gw6zf.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Ithon;40510538]don't try to eat expired chocolate bars [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlmGY8X1zBk[/media] I've heard stories like where someone bit into a nestle crunch bar........... kid has maggots in her teeth from the first bite and everyone in the class looked in horror. Story came from the teacher not just a tall tale from a student.[/QUOTE] TBH I probably wouldn't say the same if it happened to me; but it's not like maggots or disgusting creatures or anything. They're very clean and are often used in hospital's for the eating of rotten flesh. Plus it's protein :)

[QUOTE=KnightVista;40510759]TBH I probably wouldn't say the same if it happened to me; but it's not like maggots or disgusting creatures or anything. They're very clean and are often used in hospital's for the eating of rotten flesh. Plus it's protein :)[/QUOTE] Are you Bear Gryll's son?

[QUOTE=KnightVista;40510759][b]They're very clean and are often used in hospital's for the eating of rotten flesh[/b][/QUOTE] I learned that fact a few years back, still to this day, the very thought of them having to use those makes me cringe.

clackety clack

[QUOTE=Ithon;40510538]don't try to eat expired chocolate bars [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlmGY8X1zBk[/media] I've heard stories like where someone bit into a nestle crunch bar........... kid has maggots in her teeth from the first bite and everyone in the class looked in horror. Story came from the teacher not just a tall tale from a student.[/QUOTE] Dark chocolate probably doesn't spoil that bad because it's much drier than milk chocolate

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;40510692][img]http://i.imgur.com/Gw6zf.gif[/img][/QUOTE] the FDA allows small traces of eggs like this, so the next time you have chocolate you could be digesting fly eggs.

[QUOTE=cr2142;40508561]surprised actually, was expecting it to be really moldy and shit[/QUOTE] sugar is a natural preservative. most of the honey found in ancient egyptian tombs was discovered to be still edible

bestest chocolate in the world

[QUOTE=Ownederd;40517491]sugar is a natural preservative. most of the honey found in ancient egyptian tombs was discovered to be still edible[/QUOTE] yeah anything dried, sugary or salty generally keeps for quite a bit past its sell by date

I love what Ashens does; honestly, he is one of my favorite YouTubers.

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;40517828]yeah anything dried, sugary or salty generally keeps for quite a bit past its sell by date[/QUOTE] sugar + water = expiration date aka food for yummy bacteria

[QUOTE=Ithon;40517450]the FDA allows small traces of eggs like this, so the next time you have chocolate you could be digesting fly eggs.[/QUOTE] Understandable, It would take forever and be very expensive to get all that shit out.

Wait? Does this mean he finished filiming already?

I once opened an old Kit-Kat bar I found in my sister's room, there were ants under the wrapper. Don't ask me how they got in there, but there they were.

I thought chocolate was something that could be aged.