Newly Weds on the Job - General

...and by job I mean sex. Some guy made a Twitter account dedicated to keeping records of his friend's sex life as a prank/payback. It uses a sensor pad that detects the weight and how rough the game is. It also tells you what time it happened at (GMT) and how long it lasted, along with a rating from 1 to 10 (I think it goes to 10, and 1 is weak while 10+ is hardcore) and a comment of how it was. The most recent was about 4 hours ago. Here's the Twitter account: [url]http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob[/url] Pretty cool if you ask me, too bad there isn't video :q:

Ha, how did he get the stuff under their bed?

Haha, that's brilliant. What about when they go to sleep though.

Rofl at that. But he seems a creep spying on his friends doing sex.

[QUOTE=pl0xinat0r;18925339]Ha, how did he get the stuff under their bed?[/QUOTE] They let him watch the house while the horny couple went on their honeymoon.

It's a pretty funny prank and he hasn't revealed any identities which is decent of him.

This was a great idea, I have been looking at it for the past few days. [editline]07:05PM[/editline] I should set one up so people can see how often and how vigorously I fap.

If I just got married I'd be getting it on way more than they have been. Although I bet most of it wouldn't be in the bed :smile:

oh wow

[QUOTE=pl0xinat0r;18925339]Ha, how did he get the stuff under their bed?[/QUOTE] He was watching their house while they were on honeymoon.

ahaha quite a nice idea

Seems a bit weird to know all the time.

That's funny as hell.

Best twitter account ever made.

[quote]They’re off the job! #1 – Action concluded at 12.24GMT. Duration: 3 m.15 s. Frenzy Index: 8 (scary). Judge’s Comment: "Is that it?"[/quote] Wow, you can just hear him. "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, this doesn't usually happen to me."

[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;18930626]Wow, you can just hear him. "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, this doesn't usually happen to me."[/QUOTE] That was just a test with someone jumping on the bed.

[QUOTE=IpHa;18930770]That was just a test with someone jumping on the bed.[/QUOTE] I was more so making a joke at how "serious" it seemed with the Judge's Comment, but thanks. Yes, Facepunch, post only half my message, that makes you awesome.

I too would like to know how it can tell the difference between sex and sleeping.

[QUOTE=TEAMGiant;18926081]If I just got married I'd be getting it on way more than they have been. Although I bet most of it wouldn't be in the bed :smile:[/QUOTE] Most people don't get married until they've been fucking for over a year. Not a lot of magic left by then.

[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;18930949]I too would like to know how it can tell the difference between sex and sleeping.[/QUOTE] I suppose it's weight being shifted to different parts of this "pressure pad," rather than a constant weight being left in one position. Something like that.

[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;18930949]I too would like to know how it can tell the difference between sex and sleeping.[/QUOTE] This. Not to mention that the mechanics & wiring needed for a wireless pressure pad that automatically transmits data and also has detailed vibration sensors would be not only too large to easily hide, but fucking enormous. The whole thing sounds fake as shit. But there are tons of gullible 12 year olds on here who love posting dubious junk like this.

Then again, it could be done with an arduino and the appropriate hardware, though who wouldn't notice an Ethernet cable snaking out of their bed? You could get a wifi bridge or use two arduinos and some zigbee units, though that would be a lot of money for just a random twitter account.

That's amazing. Would be better with a live video feed, though.

Is he a bed salesman?