A gay, furry-loving kid has the hots for me, what do I do?
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Hey there, FP. A couple of days ago, I tried to get a girl named Kate, but the whole thing blew up in my face. What made it worse, though, is that a good friend of hers, Wynne, sent me a love letter a few days ago, after he broke up with HIS gf two weeks before. Guess I have the love no woman could have or something.
Here's the FB message he sent me: [IMG]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/9413/wynne.png[/IMG]
So I'm in complete awe in what to say to this kid. He's really been getting on my nerves in marching band, always making fun of me. He even threw a rock at my nuts last week. Everyone in the band hates him, so I don't want to be mean to him since he has no friends, you know?
Well, if you could help me out, that's be great. Here's his FB: [url]http://www.facebook.com/maomaojoo.wtf?ref=ts[/url]
Wallid could you stop with your awful threads
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we don't care about how bad your dancing is
You should have known he loved you when he threw a rock at your nuts. Lovebirds always fight each other, with words or physical violence.
And what the hell is a "gardevoir furry"?
Get together. Beat the shit out of him.
fuck him
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpdO4vhMOM4[/media]
Will come in handy
Just send a message that says "I don't think so, kid."
Cease all future contact with him after that.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;24727017]Wallid could you stop with your awful threads
[editline]08:53PM[/editline]
we don't care about how bad your dancing is[/QUOTE]
Quit your trolling...
Get together.
[QUOTE=littleicyman;24727024]And what the hell is a "gardevoir furry"?[/QUOTE]
gardevoir is a pokemon that furries drool over
[QUOTE=Head Shot;24727037]Quit your trolling...[/QUOTE]
huh
I sincerely hope this girl Kate is also a furry, because if you go around showing girls that in order for them to like you and become surprised when it blows up in your face, you need to go outside.
[I]Reject him and avoid him.[/I]
Fur the win.
Just reject him and then tell the whole school about it.
Whatever happens, let him down GENTLY.
With all the shit he's into he might spiral into depression.
Or become a bigger furfag.
Better yet, print copies of the message and hand them out to his classmates
Fuck off with these threads.
Just send whatever you think is best. I would type this: "No."
Message him back;
"Look, I appreciate - to some extent - that you came forward with this. Unfortunately I'm not interested in guys. I am flattered though, but if you try to seduce me I'm going to punch you in the scrotum."
Problem solved.
[QUOTE=littleicyman;24727024]You should have known he loved you when he threw a rock at your nuts. Lovebirds always fight each other, with words or physical violence.
And what the hell is a "gardevoir furry"?[/QUOTE]
google it then buy bleach
[QUOTE=Head Shot;24727037]Quit your trolling...[/QUOTE]
pffahahahahah
where is the 'get the fuck off Facepunch' option?
It's :frog : without the space.
:frog:
[QUOTE=Stizzles;24727098]pffahahahahah
where is the 'get the fuck off Facepunch' option?[/QUOTE]
Dude I'm being serious. If you're not gonna help just don't post.
Posting this on a forum when it was meant to be private wasn't very nice. If you didn't like him you could have simply messaged him back saying no. It's not like we can do anything to help you.
I don't care if you're serious, why the fuck do you keep making these stupid threads and post peoples FB profiles (apart from attention whoring I mean)?
suck his dick he sounds like a cool guy
[QUOTE=Stizzles;24727139]I don't care if you're serious, why the fuck do you keep making these stupid threads and post peoples FB profiles (apart from attention whoring I mean)?[/QUOTE]
But these aren't stupid threads, all of these things I post are real stories. And I'm not intentionally attention whoring for posting his fb, I was hoping someone would say something to him.
[QUOTE=Head Shot;24727163]But these aren't stupid threads, all of these things I post are real stories. And I'm not intentionally attention whoring for posting his fb, I was hoping someone would say something to him.[/QUOTE]
We will not do shit for you. Solve your own problems.
What is "watching furry"? Is that like..watching porn, but more homosexual?
And no, not one person here is going to talk to him for you...What the fuck kind of expectation is that?
[QUOTE=teeheeV2;24727085]google it then buy bleach[/QUOTE]
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