BREAKING: Snooki in labor. Prepares for birth of Guido Messiah.
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[quote](Reuters) - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi of the hit reality television show "Jersey Shore" is in labor with her first child, a source close to the star said on Saturday.
Snooki, a pint-sized television personality, in March announced her pregnancy and her engagement to boyfriend Jionni LaValle.
The 24-year-old Chilean-born Snooki's hard-partying antics on "Jersey Shore" were a major factor in making it a hit show.
As a result, she has become one of television's most well-known reality stars. She authored a novel and was given a spinoff show with her "Jersey Shore" co-star Jennifer "Jwoww" Farley.[/quote]
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A glimpse of the future
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I know Facepunch isn't known much for intelligence but every thread that relates to that horrible show just brings the whole site's overall IQ deeper into the negatives.
I'm excited. Just imagine his first reality show!
"She scored. hehe he heh ehehe heh eheh"
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Time to read up on the book of Revelations, because here comes the Antichrist.
Only 5 months of gestation? That kid will grow to become the ultimae Guido.
what fucking ever who gives a shit
[QUOTE=Reds;37410640]what fucking ever who gives a shit[/QUOTE]
MILLIONS OF GIRLS AND MEN WHO WANT TO BE A STUPID SPOILED PARTy WHORE. /caps
i imagine the baby just flying out like it's on a waterslide because she's so loose.
the baby already has a tan
Truly the most important event that will ever happen in our lifetime.
Snooki got stuffed stuffed
In Vitro douchification
Actually thought she'd named him that for a second
who the fuck cares
wouldn't this be like, really premature? wouldn't be surprised if the kid is autistic or something, because it definitely hasn't been nine months.
i hope the baby is okay after being birthed from a whore
BREAKING
[b]THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT![/b]
My friends the second coming of the lord is nigh...
...and his name is Guido.
Call Arnold, it's Armageddon!
so those things on that TV show [i]do[/i] reproduce.
well shit.
I imagine that the baby comes out all all slimy and pale (like any baby) and she rejects it
"THAT AINT MY BABY"
August 25, 2012. The day my life was changed forever (again)
Hallelujah! Praise the new king!
In all seriousness, I honestly hope the baby turns out okay. It was expected in December, it's probably gonna have some kind of defect. [B]And no, I don't mean being a Guido. :v:[/B]
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