How some punk cut me on the grocery queue and got to pay for it. - General

So I was getting some late night snack from the grocery store with my girl and it was a beautiful evening. Sun was shining, snow was melting and it was warm as hell, like 15 degrees celcius or something. I got to the store and got me some candy and other small things to eat while watching telly or while playing video games. Once I got to payment queue all hell broke loose. There was this prolly 14-year old kid who was shopping for some energy drink (jesus christ what a surprise). The energy drink shelf was just beside the cashier and he came between me and the person in front of me to get the drink. Didn't see anything wrong with that, but after he had picked what he wanted he just rudely cut me off and started to stand there like he owned the fucking store! Well, not on my watch! I tapped him on the shoulder and said "You're supposed to get to the end of the line." his response was just to shrug his shoulders and "Oh yeah?". That made my veins on my forehead to pop out like mad and I told him "Do I have to beat that moustache off of your face to the next galaxy or will you go to the back of the line?!", he looked at me with death in his eyes and said "You wanna take this outside!?". I was struggling not to laugh, because it seems that these little kids have somekinda death wish, because they always start fights with someone who will make them cry. I don't like to beat up little kids, trust me, I don't. Some of you might remember the thread I made about how I confiscated some cigarettes from a group of 12 - 13 year olds and pushed one of them around as self defence. No, this isn't something I do for a hobby, it's just something that happens. I didn't want to beat up the kid so I sucked it up and paid for my groceries. While I was doing that I noticed that the fucker who cut me on the line was looking at me outside. I knew what was gonne happen and I though 'Oh boy'. When I exited the store his mouth just wouldn't shut up. "You had a problem with me, you little shit?", he shouted and started to walk towards me. I told my girl to run along and I just stood there waiting for him to come to me. He was basically hugging me when he stopped, because he came so god damn close that I could've charged him for sexual molestation. I told him that it's not nice to cut people on the queue. I don't know what set him off, but he threw a punch at me right after I said that. I dodged and pushed him to the ground. While he was gathering himself off of the pavement he was ready for a second punch, but too bad for him, I was getting ready too. He rushed towards me and threw another punch, which I dodged again, but this time I threw a punch too. BOOM, right in the fucking kisser and he was taking count. Not the ordinary 1, 2 ,3, he was taking count like January, February, March... I noticed that his friends were just around the corner looking at me like I was fucking mad or something. I told them to pick him up and take him somewhere else to recover. I also told them that this is what happens when you cut someone on the line. Then I walked home and opened a bag of candy and watched a good movie with my girl. So [I]facepunch[/I], doesn't it annoy you to hell when someone cuts you on the queue?

And how old are you because beating up 14 years isn't exactly something to be proud of.

You dun' good OP.

Your a fucking legend.

Wow dude, you sure do like beating little kids Also, 15 degrees celcius isn't hot at all [quote]I also told them that this is what happens when you cut someone on the line. [/quote] Wow you sure showed them :allears:

[QUOTE=Callius;29264521]And how old are you because beating up 14 years isn't exactly something to be proud of.[/QUOTE] 19. It was self defence, nothing more. If I were to choose, I wouldn't have fought at all. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=mr apple;29264536]Wow dude, you sure do like beating little kids Also, 15 degrees celcius isn't hot at all[/QUOTE] It is in Finland.

Beating kids up for the most trivial of things is not an admirable thing.

Holy mother of fuck!

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29264504] So [I]facepunch[/I], doesn't it annoy you to hell when someone cuts you on the queue?[/QUOTE] yes but we're all little girls and rely on big strong men like you to take care of our everyday problems Thank god for Hullu

[QUOTE=Callius;29264521]And how old are you because beating up 14 years isn't exactly something to be proud of.[/QUOTE] I don't think it matters how old he is, the kid was a prick.

-snip i'm a retard-

[QUOTE=RoFLWaFFLEZZ;29264552]I really hope this is a troll thread[/QUOTE] No, it's not.

Pow right in the kisser.

OP is a dick. He's 19 years old and beats up 14 year old's. He's a protip: You can disarm and restrain someone without punching them. Obviously you think you're top shit though, so I hope that posting about beating up stupid and poor (economically) kids helps you with whatever childhood trauma you have.

The streets are safe once again thanks to Hullu.

I think you guys missed the point where the little kid started on him.

i love how you fucks can't read at all [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] the little shithead started it once, then started it again

[QUOTE=Occlusion;29264564]Pow right in the kisser.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2me8x7PLd1k[/media]

You are the hero gotham deserves

The kid was 14. Regardless of him starting shit, you don't need to punch him. There are plenty of other ways to deal with someone half of your size.

It's spelled probably. And yeah bro, you like beating up little kids. Grow up and don't let shit like a boy cutting you off in line to buy chips and candy piss you off. Self defense or not you're gonna get in trouble.

If the fourteen year olds of Australia are anything to base their behaviour off, I'd have done the same thing. You did good.

Well either half of the posters in here are 14 year olds angry that one of their age got his shit beaten, or most just can't read. Anyway you did good OP since the little asshole started. As long as you didn't punch him as hard as you could of course.

it was self defence, would of done the same.

[QUOTE=RoFLWaFFLEZZ;29264604]The kid was 14. Regardless of him starting shit, you don't need to punch him.[/QUOTE] So just because I'm older and bigger than him, he has the right to punch me without consequences?

[QUOTE=noobcake;29264583]i love how you fucks can't read at all [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] the little shithead started it once, then started it again[/QUOTE] And? If a dog tries to bite you, you don't kick it in the guts. Should have restrained this little shit and forced him to apologize to you, your girlfriend, and the store owner. Humiliating someone in front of their friends is far more effective then punching a 14 year old in the face.

[QUOTE=Contag;29264621]And? If a dog tries to bite you, you don't kick it in the guts. Should have restrained this little shit and forced him to apologize to you, your girlfriend, and the store owner. Humiliating someone in front of their friends is far more effective then punching a 14 year old in the face.[/QUOTE] To a fourteen year old mouth-breather, being punched in the face is humiliating.

[QUOTE=Qombat;29264609]If the fourteen year olds of Australia are anything to base their behaviour off, I'd have done the same thing. You did good.[/QUOTE] I have knocked out 3 kids ~ 3 years younger than me in your suburb

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29264620]So just because I'm older and bigger than him, he has the right to punch me without consequences?[/QUOTE] No. Fortunately, we live in a civilized society where there are consequences other than getting punched in the face. It's not self-defense because you were clearly a [B]far[/B] more capable fighter than him, and could have use an appropriate amount of force to dissuade him from doing it again.

[QUOTE=Contag;29264621]And? If a dog tries to bite you, you don't kick it in the guts. Should have restrained this little shit and forced him to apologize to you, your girlfriend, and the store owner. Humiliating someone in front of their friends is far more effective then punching a 14 year old in the face.[/QUOTE] Actually if a dog attacks you, you do everything to stop it from harming you, which can be from pushing it away to breaking it's neck (of course, a dog attacking usually has the objective of killing, the kid probably didn't). Obviously the kid attacked twice, OP had all rights to punch back as long as he didn't overdo it.