16 year old killed after making fun of attacker for farting - Polidicks

[quote]Like lots of 16-year-old kids, Shaakira Dorsey got into a stupid fight with a girl she knew. This fight was so stupid, in fact, that it actually was about farting. Apparently, Dorsey teased another girl after she passed gas, as lots of high school students have done in the past. The difference between this fight and other trivial teenage arguments? This fight ended with Shaakira being killed. According to reports, after Shaakira poked fun at another girl for her flatulence, an argument didn't just break out, a full-blown fist fight did. And before Shaakira's stepfather was able to intervene, his daughter collapsed. Shortly thereafter, she was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead. The unnamed suspect has been charged with one count of murder, and she's set to make her first court appearance on Wednesday. I mean, wow. I'm not trying to trivialize anything here, but -- a child was just murdered over a fart. That's ... well, that's unbelievable. Teenagers obviously do stupid things and get into stupid fights all the time, but typically they wind up resolving themselves, or at the very least, the kids just wind up going their own ways (perhaps after some punches have been thrown). But to kill another person over something as stupid as this? I mean, how do you even digest this scenario? No doubt the girl suspected of murdering Shaakira is going to regret this for the rest of her life -- no matter what the legal outcome. I don't know if killing Shaakira was her intention, but she did, and now she has to live with it. And what's she going to say to people when they asked why she did it? Awful.[/quote] [url]http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/144731/teen_girls_fight_over_fart[/url] :v:

Wow man what a shitty reason to kill someone.

Well, that stinks.

[QUOTE=Rocksalt;38102710]Wow man what a shitty reason to kill someone.[/QUOTE] Sounds more like manslaughter to me, possibly. Still a stupid reason to get in a fight.

"So, what are you in for?" "Murder, you?" "Murder aswell... Broke in, killed a whole family, stole their valuables... You?" "I farted and some girl noticed it." But seriously now... What the fuck do you do when you run out of toilet paper? You go Hulk on the toilet? Anger issues right there.

[QUOTE=Camundongo;38102726]Sounds more manslaughter to me, possibly. Still a stupid reason to get in a fight.[/QUOTE] Sounds to me like she got into a god damned fist fight and doesn't need to get ten fucking years in jail because god-from-the-machine sudden death.

She will forever be known as the girl who farted [editline]19th October 2012[/editline] And killed someone.

sounds like it was an accidental killing, not like this girl curbstomped the other girl

That article is so unprofessionally written that it hurts.

[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;38103195]That article is so unprofessionally written that it hurts.[/QUOTE] What do you expect from a site called cafemom?

A fart death punch? Nice.

its easy to forget how fragile we can be

What an asshole

Silent but deadly. [sub][sub]I'm a horrible person.[/sub][/sub]

must have been a massive toot

[QUOTE=Rocksalt;38102710]Wow man what a shitty reason to kill someone.[/QUOTE] what a crap pun

Let er RIP

looks like someone was butt-hurt.

Sounds accidental. Not like she went apeshit and ravaged her teaser, tearing her limb from limb and gnawing on her lifeless body, steaming hot necromorph-style.

farts [editline]19th October 2012[/editline] im not good at jokes

[QUOTE=Camundongo;38102726]Sounds more manslaughter to me, possibly. Still a stupid reason to get in a fight.[/QUOTE] Pro tip: the DA always charges with a more severe crime so that they can work out a plea bargain for reducing it

no doubt she'll have to serve a sentence, but i hope she gets important vital therapy and rehab that will actually help her in the long run

a 16 year old won't get convicted of murder b/c of a fistfight

[quote][...]Teenagers obviously do stupid things and get into stupid fights all the time, but typically they [b]wind[/b] up resolving themselves, or at the very least, the kids just [b]wind[/b] up going their own ways (perhaps after some punches have been thrown). But to kill another person over something as stupid as this? I mean, how do you even [b]digest[/b] this scenario?[...][/quote] Heh... :v:

[QUOTE=Kalibos;38104309]a 16 year old won't get convicted of murder b/c of a fistfight[/QUOTE] yeah but she killed her...in the fistfight...

[QUOTE=usaokay;38103990]I know this is sad, but what kind of name is Shaakira?[/QUOTE] her hips don't lie

Farting is some serious shit

[QUOTE=usaokay;38103990]I know this is sad, but what kind of name is Shaakira?[/QUOTE] Typical ghetto name

What the fuck? Why would you fight over farting. How do you get so mad over a fart that you punch them so hard you make them die. Just wow. I can understand, that girl was a bit of a bitch for that but did she have anger issues or something?

[QUOTE=wug;38104573]What the fuck? Why would you fight over farting. How do you get so mad over a fart that you punch them so hard you make them die. Just wow. I can understand, that girl was a bit of a bitch for that but did she have anger issues or something?[/QUOTE] It was almost the perfect crime. She just had to get rid of the witness.