• No papers and I need a cig.
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I have some tobacco but no papers, I have not got a bible or a dictionary, I'm not using a tin can or any aluminium substances to smoke from and I don't have a bong/pipe. I was wondering if there is anything I could use, I have plenty of books but I don't know if I should smoke that paper. Help is much appreciated I am craving like a bitch here.
use an apple
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;25230610]use an apple[/QUOTE] Put tobacco in an apple? Explain please.
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;25230610]use an apple[/QUOTE] That idea was :waycool: Smoking is for chumps.
Use bible paper and honey to stick. [editline]09:48PM[/editline] Or the yellow pages.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;25230642]Put tobacco in an apple? Explain please.[/QUOTE] basically what i did was i got a knife or a shish kebab skewer and made a pipe out of an apple, it's fairly easy. you could google apple pipe and get a tutorial much better than i can write now
[QUOTE=zin908;25230716]Use bible paper and honey to stick. [editline]09:48PM[/editline] Or the yellow pages.[/QUOTE] Read the OP I have not got a bible. I could use the yellow pages though. [editline]09:50PM[/editline] [QUOTE=FoodStuffs;25230727]basically what i did was i got a knife or a shish kebab skewer and made a pipe out of an apple, it's fairly easy. you could google apple pipe and get a tutorial much better than i can write now[/QUOTE] I'll check. Thanks. [editline]10:55PM[/editline] Okay, I had no apples or yellow pages so I decided to rip a page out of a manual and roll tobacco in it. It had ink on it but aside from that it was not so bad. Tasted a bit like fish strangely...
I do not like smoking baccy or weed from a pipe. It's no fun. :( [editline]11:07AM[/editline] They probably used fish ink for the writing
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEJ8176MUlY"]Bong hit[/URL] that shit diggity dog.
Something leads me to believe that you might be a cunt, but I'm not sure
[QUOTE=Smooth-e;25234979]Something leads me to believe that you might be a cunt, but I'm not sure[/QUOTE] [i]I know what you mean, man...[/i]
dude, don't bong hit tobacco. shit is nastay. you're better off just going and gettin some rolling papers or just bum a cigarette off some random person, it works pretty well for me.
for future reference, newspaper is workable. water bottle with hole in bottom + small bowl inserted into cap + large cup of water = gravity bong hitter. that'll let you smoke your tobacco at whatever pace you wanna, at least.
newspaper? no way man, that shit smells fucking terrible when it burns. and especially if you get a colored portion, shit burns green. go for phone book or bible paper if you REALLY need a substitute.
My friend would roll joints with coffee filters.
Step 1: The best apple to use is a big, juicy one. Step 2: Twist off the stem Step 3: Using a pen or a pencil, make a hole through the top of the apple 'til about half way. Will will be your bowl Step 4: Creat another whole halfway down from the top of the apple and dig towards the first whole you made until they meet Setp 5: The third hole should be a quarter of the way to the left or right of the second whole - choose whichever side feels comfortable. This is your carb. Again, you want to burrow to the core like you did on the other side. You can feel yourself 'break on through' when it happens Step 6: Wipe the apple dry, put the tobacco/pot in the bowl, and light it up. It's a delicious hit that taste like apple-flavoured smoke, and it's all natural. This is mother nature's finest way to smoke marijuanana. -Jonah Hill
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