Don't Fall Asleep Drunk In India: Python eats drunk man

[Gazhelmet]

[IMG]http://www.losprimeros.tv/uploads/2013/11/28//size1_36518_piton.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE]
A giant python strangled and swallowed a male resident of India, who fell asleep near a liquor shop. The snake could not move after a hearty dinner.

The incident occurred in the state of Kerala, in the south-west of the country. The drunk man was peacefully sleeping near the shop, when the python approached him, strangled the man and swallowed him whole.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://english.pravda.ru/news/society/28-11-2013/126271-giant_python-0/[/url]

[Mio Akiyama]

What the fuck

[yerer]

[url]http://www.buzzfeed.com/adriancarrasquillo/so-a-python-didnt-actually-eat-a-drunk-guy-in-india[/url]
[QUOTE]A Google reverse image search reveals that either this particular snake is on a human-eating rampage from South Africa to India, or it’s a hoax.[/QUOTE]

I don't think so

[Mingebox]

The snake looks like it's going, "Uhh, I can explain!"

[krix_]

Spiderman was simply bitten by a spider.
Now this..
[I][B]Oh god.[/B][/I]

[Harnbrand]

[QUOTE=krix;43013566]Spiderman was simply bitten by a spider.
Now this..
[I][B]Oh god.[/B][/I][/QUOTE]

Man-snake! The snake with human powers. Like being lazy.

[editline]28th November 2013[/editline]

I just realized Stan Lee must've had a very hard time hitting spiders.

[Huron]

What the fuck

[Trumple]

[QUOTE=Mingebox;43013562]The snake looks like it's going, "Uhh, I can explain!"[/QUOTE]

more like "yeah and wot m8, ur next"

[Ashtiel]

that poor python

[Complifused]

Your move Australia

[Bradyns]

[QUOTE=yerer;43013560][URL]http://www.buzzfeed.com/adriancarrasquillo/so-a-python-didnt-actually-eat-a-drunk-guy-in-india[/URL]I don't think so[/QUOTE]

I am going with hoax also.

[URL]http://www.triplem.com.au/sydney/whats-hot/hot-and-viral-news/2013/11/photo-python-eats-indian-man-internet-hoax/[/URL]

[Harnbrand]

I feel sorry for finding this funny, but it's just so...weird.

[Brandy92]

Wow... we Australian's can't match this level of fucked up.

[Sobotnik]

I like how people are still falling for something so obviously fake.

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=yerer;43013560][url]http://www.buzzfeed.com/adriancarrasquillo/so-a-python-didnt-actually-eat-a-drunk-guy-in-india[/url]

I don't think so[/QUOTE]

probably a hoax, but there is some speculation that the asian reticulated python [i]can[/i] eat humans.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Python_reticulatus#Danger_to_humans[/url]

"Considering the known maximum prey size, it is technically possible for a full-grown specimen of python reticulatus to open its jaws wide enough to swallow a human teenager, but the width of the shoulders of adult Homo sapiens would likely pose a problem for even a snake with sufficient size."

pythons eating adult humans wouldn't be a normal occurrence, but i would wager that an unusually large individual might be able to do it.

[snookypookums]

Hoax, most likely, but at least they got the part of drunk dude from Kerala (my home state) right. :v:

Seriously though, we have a bad alcoholism problem in Kerala, we could drink the Irish under the table, that's for sure.