• Parents looking through my shit
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Recently I've notice when i go away from my house for anymore than a day it seems like my parents/ specifically my mom/ are going through my room looking for shit. Of course this only started once i got caught smoking once, i told them i was "Experimenting for the first time" and they believed that shit, So far they've taken some knives of mine, which pisses me off cause they were unique. So i started putting suspicious fake shit in my room to just mess with them, but at the same time the items could be used for the most commonly used things, they'll just think the worst of it if you know what i mean. Anyway they have yet to find my stash spot which so happens to be inside my drawer. Under a broken door, so you'd have to pull out the door and search underneath it to find it. They won't find it there, hopefully. They only caught me when i went to get a physical and the doctor pissed test me and checked for any drugs, of course they didn't tell me we were going till the hour before. It's just a pain in the ass to hide all my shit, and get away with it. Cause my parents are snoopy as crap and pretty smart about it. probably a shit thread, just felt like sharing.
Hide it in their room.
my mum does the same shit, shes always been annoying and had to butt in to other people's business/lives she always dug up empty water bottles out of my closet and thrown them on my bed, they all would smell like alcohol if you opened them up, but i never knew if she opened them and sniffed them because she never said anything about it recently she found a box i forgot to hide and she found a danking pipe, rubbers, lighters, empty bottle of 40 and i was on the bathroom floor hungover like auuuuughgod this day is gonna suck
[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;31330487]Hide it in their room.[/QUOTE] you sir are a genius. They really won't do much, they caught my brother serval times but he just ignores them. Plus my dad knows whats up, cause he use to do it in his teen age.
unscrew one of your electrical sockets and hide it in the wall.
buy yourself a lockbox/safe
[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;31330487]Hide it in their room.[/QUOTE] My friend hides his pipe under his parents bed...it works, too.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;31333774]buy yourself a lockbox/safe[/QUOTE] This is the one I'll be getting, cheap but effective. [url]http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000Z8W7I0/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER[/url]
That's fucking weird, my parents don't snoop, but they clean and rearrange my room while I am away hah. As long as they don't find my stash I don't think anything would happen. If they found my pipe anywhere they'd probably leave it or put it in my room. They hate that I smoke pot, but I think they understand. Doesn't stop them from throwing out my stash if they got hold of it though. I've never had a physical, nor any sort of drug test. I don't know how important having a physical is, but so far my brother and I are the only ones I know that haven't had one.
I'll probably hide it in my amp by unscrewing the back or something, because you only have so much room under a drawer. I would buy a safe but my then my parents would probably just look at me like "why the fuck do you need that", and will ask constantly to check. Most likely. It's all good, it's just those damn random drug tests, usually only get them during the summer, but since i just played a school sport and got one, i might be safe for a while hopefully.
guitar amp works great, but annoying putting screws back all the time
Hide it in an old computer case you don't use.
I feel sorry for you bro. My parents are chill, thankfully. I don't think they have ever searched my room. Try locking your door and leaving your window open, and just climb though your window when you want inside. Or do you got some weird ass lock (My room is the only room with a key)
I don't have an old computer, all computers in my house are used most of the time. Anyway no luck on my amps. I have a cheap 70 dollar one but it doesn't let you unscrew it and i have a 500 dollar one, but it already comes with a open spot in the back for cords.
Buy yourself a dildo, then they will probably think twice about snooping around your shit.
Start looking through their room and make it really obvious
Put it in you pocket, goddamn
[QUOTE=GhettoGeek;31336647]Start looking through their room and make it really obvious[/QUOTE] my mum went through my room once and came home to find her porn collection spread out over the kitchen counter in the shape of a smiley face
[QUOTE=zynga1;31330358] They only caught me when i went to get a physical and the doctor pissed test me and checked for any drugs, of course they didn't tell me we were going till the hour before.[/QUOTE]Isn't there some sort of patient confidentiality law being broken here...
I was helping my mother clean the master bedroom and I opened 1 of the drawers and found a viberator. I held it out and said "Was I supposed to find this :smug:" She got all pissed.
It's jsut what mums do. Find somewhere better to hide it and always have a small thing about it that allows you to tell if someone's been through it. Like if it's a bag, you may only zip the zipper a certain way, which most people searching your stuff wouldn't notice.
[QUOTE=Teh Kitteh;31339718]I was helping my mother clean the master bedroom and I opened 1 of the drawers and found a viberator. I held it out and said "Was I supposed to find this :smug:" She got all pissed.[/QUOTE] ew
[QUOTE=Raznor;31339696]Isn't there some sort of patient confidentiality law being broken here...[/QUOTE] its one of those rules some doctors just dont follow. They only dont tell if you tell them to, for example a doctor asks someone, have you been having sex? Yes, why? Doctor walks out and tells his mom in the waiting room. Complete bullshit. [editline]26th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Teh Kitteh;31339718]I was helping my mother clean the master bedroom and I opened 1 of the drawers and found a viberator. I held it out and said "Was I supposed to find this :smug:" She got all pissed.[/QUOTE] i wouldnt have touched that, let alone hold it up with a smug face to my mother.
just thought of something. bear traps actually thats a little too much, try mouse traps.
I'll refer you to here. [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1107907-Where-is-your-smoking-place?p=31168073&highlight=#post31168073]Clicky clicky[/url]
smash a hole in your wall and fill it with needles facing outwards. They'll never search your room again.
I have a locker in my room. I am the only one with a key. Weed, condoms, booze, etc. And emergency food.
[QUOTE=SuPeR_MaN;31342825]smash a hole in your wall and fill it with needles facing outwards. They'll never search your room again.[/QUOTE] LOL stop posting
just literally stash it in something really random. I put all my shit inside a pencil case inside my desk along with all my pens, old school books etc so it'd be luck if you found my stash. My parents luckily don't snoop through my room and i've had grinders and tobacco and shit on my desk and gone out and they've said nothing about it
[QUOTE=Gareth;31344353]just literally stash it in something really random. I put all my shit inside a pencil case inside my desk along with all my pens, old school books etc so it'd be luck if you found my stash. My parents luckily don't snoop through my room and i've had grinders and tobacco and shit on my desk and gone out and they've said nothing about it[/QUOTE] That's legit. I wish my parents didn't care.
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