This gross flying orb can deliver your packages, absorb you - General

[vid]http://vdist.aws.mashable.com/cms/2017/6/bd507765-06d4-95ac/mp4/1080.mp4[/vid] Welcome to the fuckin future

I can only see this thing trying to kidnap pokemon.

@0:30 That soundtrack really doesn't mesh well with footage of a giant floating bubble which gently sucks up bottles with it's tongue.

So...can you stick your dick in it? Asking for a friend. But, like, I mean, they couldn't be the only person thinking it...right?

I'm... sure there's a market for that but if my future transport options were limited to a driverless car or being sucked up by a robotic prolapsed anus, I think I'd take the car

The real question here is, how well will it handle glass jars? :v:

[IMG]http://www.morethanwords.fr/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/le-prisonnier-UNE.jpg[/IMG] ?

[QUOTE=trainplane3;52418666]So...can you stick your dick in it? Asking for a friend. But, like, I mean, they couldn't be the only person thinking it...right?[/QUOTE] [i]"Hello, I would like to order a blowjob." [/i]

A flying fleshlight, we really are in the future.

If these ever get launched, I really hope to see news reports of hunters or rednecks shooting these things out of the sky on "accident".

Aren't we running out of helium, or would the global use of these for a delivery network be negligible in proportion to the remaining supply?

Practically speaking, that doesn't look that worthwhile if it can only carry say up to a 2L plastic bottle. But atleast they're using helium, that's more efficient than a load of batteries, so they're atleast getting some payload gain over traditional quadcopters.

[QUOTE=Doom14;52418686]A flying fleshlight, we really are in the future.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=V12US;52418682][i]"Hello, I would like to order a blowjob." [/i][/QUOTE] Oh good god no Now I have the mental image of a "filled" one of these flying over people's heads [QUOTE=Boilermaker;52418691]If these ever get launched, I really hope to see news reports of hunters or rednecks shooting these things out of the sky on "accident".[/QUOTE] [B]NOOOOO[/B]

This is made by festo, they make neat shit like this all the time to advertise their range of pneumatic equipment, they're not selling it. They're selling pneumatic pistons, valves, vacuums, etc etc. They do make some really neat shit though. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vT-oidWyXE[/media]

[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;52418679][IMG]http://www.morethanwords.fr/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/le-prisonnier-UNE.jpg[/IMG] ?[/QUOTE] That was my first thought too. Imagine seeing these things outside prisons just hovering there...waiting...

So it's meant for in-door use. So in the future I can just sit on my ass and let my weird flying beach ball thing fetch me beer and food?

[QUOTE=JohnnyOnFlame;52418670]The real question here is, how well will it handle glass jars? :v:[/QUOTE] I know exactly what you're referencing and fuck you for making me think of it :v:

A floating prolapse beach ball isn't the most appealing design

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;52418781]So it's meant for in-door use. So in the future I can just sit on my ass and let my weird flying beach ball thing fetch me beer and food?[/QUOTE] This thing can't even fit through doors, not to mention interact wit other stuff. This is a better option, it will also scare the burglars. [QUOTE][video]https://youtu.be/tf7IEVTDjng?t=2m8s[/video][/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;-dJriIW3BsQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJriIW3BsQ[/video] Like a less gross version of this thing

Have they solved out how stop it from being blown into the middle of the atlantic by a slight gust of wind? Interesting concept, dumb idea. built in condom.

[QUOTE=DiBBs27;52419092]Have they solved out how stop it from being blown into the middle of the atlantic by a slight gust of wind? Interesting concept, dumb idea. built in condom.[/QUOTE] It said it's for indoor use

[QUOTE=DiBBs27;52419092]Have they solved out how stop it from being blown into the middle of the atlantic by a slight gust of wind? Interesting concept, dumb idea. built in condom.[/QUOTE] It's a really smart idea that a really dumb person at mashable put really dumb text and music over. AFAIK Festo never implied it was for any of these things, nor did they sell it, nor could it function outdoors. The cameras on the wall are positioning it. [QUOTE=Elspin;52418708]This is made by festo, [b]they make neat shit like this all the time to advertise their range of pneumatic equipment, they're not selling it[/b]. They're selling pneumatic pistons, valves, vacuums, etc etc.[/QUOTE]

i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

[QUOTE=Jund;52419148]i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going[/QUOTE] And you're loving it you sick person :quagmire:

I think I would enjoy being absorbed by it.

This would be useful for delivering refreshments to specific people in huge crowds at indoor concerts. When you're 10,000 people deep at a concert, it isn't practical or desirable to go all the way back to a concession stand for a 10 dollar bottle of water. Have it delivered to you via this thing + precise GPS positioning. Imagining how concert-goers on hallucinogens would react to this thing makes me laugh :v:

This won't be used for a damn thing, any nob head could fire an air rifle shot and fuck it up instantly, it just seems more like a toy than anything useful. [editline]1st July 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=Furioso;52419729]Imagining how concert-goers on hallucinogens would react to this thing makes me laugh :v:[/QUOTE] Are you living in the 90s or something?

[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/x7fTitd.png[/IMG] Leaked footage of this in action [video=youtube;I6Ffr1U7KMY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Ffr1U7KMY[/video]

oh my god its literally this [THUMB]http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/rickandmorty/images/9/9e/CourierFlap.png/revision/latest?cb=20160922181412[/THUMB]