The mis-adventures of MrMasstykes; internet hero and legend

[Governor Goblin]

When DARPA first developed the internet for their use, they didn't factor into account two types of people who would eventually use the internet: Bored socially awkward people who make videos and upload them to the internet, and bored socially awkward judgemental people who make fun of said videos uploaded to the internet. Facepunch is the latter as we all know.

Let me introduce you to a young man named MrMasstykes, or Mr. Mistake as his mother probably calls him. He likes cars, goanimate!, and happytreefriends.

At first glance he's your typical young kid who makes stupid children videos, but once you look into it further, you see there's a strange creepiness about him. He's surprisingly knowledgeable about cars, but is also prone to Freudian comments, creepy reactions to girls he knows and a lot of pent up little rage taken out on things like matchbox cars, toy hummers, exceptionally violent cartoons and blowing up pictures of murderers.

First of all, his channel:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/user/MrMasstykes/featured[/url]

If you notice in his about bar, he has a list of people whom he hates, each one taking the title of the person he hates the most out of everyone, then subsequently does it again, kinda nullifying his title of "most hated" in the last one, but anyway, he has an ever growing list (I managed to get myself on this list)

The list of shame:
[quote]people i hate memy9909 steals videos

drewandmario loves memy9909

superpandas**t mean to people

carsonsfanclub ripped 2 of my videos

bradleygetsgrounded makes fun of bradley

f12reviews made fun of ryan

partylikeaturtle also made fun of ryan calling he was born in a dumpster

fredrocks82isback syber bullies me

gogglecom makes people want to buy free ipad and phones and if you want to get the free ipad they hack your computer instead

froza2rules made fun of me and has stupid videos

nicolasandrews95 made a video that was inaproppite

nophobia123 made fun of me and said can you repat your self 50 times

trevorerwin202 mean to ryan

bryanandzoey mean to people

brendork01 mean to me

cawioThegreat smokes weed and loves memy9909

Cheshirecat55 loves robert willam fisher witch is a rotten man i hate him the most

ultrapolarman mean to people and tells people who wants to see my penis[/quote]

For his videos, they are an absolute plethora, albeit habitual, set of videos - all of them are just strange, some downright creepy. And the thing is he releases so god damn many.

People he hates:
[video=youtube;IpYkYG2SlL4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpYkYG2SlL4&feature=plcp[/video]

Animation videos:
Mrmasstykes really loves to make animations - only problem is he sucks at it and has no sense of continuity. What makes these even more awful is the names he uses for characters are either his friends or people he hates plus their youtube name.
[video=youtube;6J9Nm2bjoCM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J9Nm2bjoCM&feature=plcp[/video]

Transsexual santa gets grounded by his wife for buying his son, disco dan, glasses
[video=youtube;oihmk04f4WU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oihmk04f4WU&feature=plcp[/video]

[video=youtube;pilm5gY8Ssc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pilm5gY8Ssc&feature=plcp[/video]

[video=youtube;XyN6LLkOviw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyN6LLkOviw&feature=plcp[/video]

[video=youtube;QUriky-2ERw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUriky-2ERw&feature=plcp[/video]

[video=youtube;13ZhYOJ96MI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13ZhYOJ96MI&feature=plcp[/video]

[video=youtube;zS9TRtJVXJo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS9TRtJVXJo&feature=plcp[/video]

[video=youtube;1fgwperfSqQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fgwperfSqQ&feature=plcp[/video]

[video=youtube;Xx1Rftj5oxw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx1Rftj5oxw&feature=plcp[/video]

Watch as woody Allen becomes a woman
[video=youtube;Lx1F-5xdYoc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx1F-5xdYoc&feature=plcp[/video]

[video=youtube;9H6BYFx6sV0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H6BYFx6sV0&feature=plcp[/video]

Musical talent:
[video=youtube;2TirF4Zr8QI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TirF4Zr8QI&feature=plcp[/video]

The great GoAnimate conspiracy:
[video=youtube;fdZWWLRFJLU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdZWWLRFJLU&feature=plcp[/video]
[video=youtube;twLsYPeh1x0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twLsYPeh1x0&feature=plcp[/video]

Assorted rage:
[video=youtube;aqHuh9T5tPA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqHuh9T5tPA&feature=plcp[/video]
Shooting staples into his old valentines day box [video=youtube;pTEFhY-WVHs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTEFhY-WVHs&feature=plcp[/video] You can hear the tears falling.
[video=youtube;oYYsxDVld4Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYsxDVld4Y&feature=plcp[/video]

Happy Tree Friends:
[video=youtube;cA-FbdaXK8w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA-FbdaXK8w&feature=plcp[/video]
[video=youtube;wGKoNvpuIg4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGKoNvpuIg4&feature=plcp[/video]
[video=youtube;9oYxXMqYJ2w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oYxXMqYJ2w&feature=plcp[/video]
[video=youtube;tCPCrbSh5Ig]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCPCrbSh5Ig&feature=plcp[/video]

Stalking his female friend:
[video=youtube;Z1HV-zaZ86k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1HV-zaZ86k&feature=plcp[/video] You can smell her fear.

Animal abuse:
[video=youtube;CQHUR2XdK6E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQHUR2XdK6E&feature=plcp[/video]
[video=youtube;_rxApCskKYM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rxApCskKYM&feature=plcp[/video] Watch as he forces his dog to associate with him.
[video=youtube;aF8xrw72sMs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF8xrw72sMs&feature=plcp[/video]

Blowing shit up series (ft. Freudian videos about his mother):
[video=youtube;gtGkgvh_q60]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtGkgvh_q60&feature=plcp[/video]
Description to this video: "She's not dead this is fake"

[video=youtube;QImqeCHYMnY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QImqeCHYMnY&feature=plcp[/video]

[video=youtube;XMReq9pOjg0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMReq9pOjg0&feature=plcp[/video]

[video=youtube;De-1dvQL3KU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De-1dvQL3KU&feature=plcp[/video]

[video=youtube;YQtFTK3zeKg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQtFTK3zeKg&feature=plcp[/video]

Exciting* Car series:
*Not exciting
[video=youtube;ph7OmCmZPjk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph7OmCmZPjk&feature=g-all-u[/video]
[video=youtube;mhOFdRl9BCk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhOFdRl9BCk&feature=plcp[/video]

Redneck magician series:
[video=youtube;OvLS4PuvEC4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvLS4PuvEC4&feature=plcp[/video]
[video=youtube;EEvgsMtJESQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEvgsMtJESQ&feature=relmfu[/video]

[BrainBoggler]

[quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1HV-zaZ86k&feature=plcp[/media][/quote]

After seeing that, lets hope this kid doesn't accidentally get the power of telekinesis... this is how it all starts!

[PGunnii]

this would make for a good indie movie if done correctly

[Governor Goblin]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;36128326]this would make for a good indie movie if done correctly[/QUOTE]

I imagine it would be like the Poughkepsie tapes.

[magicman1234]

Well that's enough internet for today.

[Reds]

So, is this the part where we look at a weird kid, and then try to ruin his life for whatever reason?

[Governor Goblin]

[QUOTE=Reds;36128431]So, is this the part where we look at a weird kid, and then try to ruin his life for whatever reason?[/QUOTE]
More like judge him from a distance.

[BrainBoggler]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;36128326]this would make for a good indie movie if done correctly[/QUOTE]

Chronicle.

[don818]

OP doesn't seem to like his classmates

don't worry middle school is almost over

[Governor Goblin]

[QUOTE=don818;36134286]OP doesn't seem to like his classmates

don't worry middle school is almost over[/QUOTE]

This joke is pretty overplayed.