Man is arrested for giving sausage rolls to a horse - Polidicks

[B]A 41-year-old man is to stand trial after being arrested for feeding sausage rolls to police horses. [/B]Francis Kelly faces a breach of the peace charge over allegedly feeding the animals pastries in Pollokshaws Road, Glasgow, on 26 September this year. The charge alleges he behaved in a "threatening or abusive manner" and "adopted an aggressive stance" towards officers when told to put food away. Mr Kelly, who denies the charge, faces trial at a Justice of the Peace court. It is not known how Mr Kelly, who is from the city's Govanhill area, initially came into contact with the horses. He was unavailable for comment regarding the allegations, but a source close to the case said he would be fighting the charge. The source said: "His view is simply that he thought the horses looked hungry - daft as that sounds." [IMG]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64172000/jpg/_64172058_horseroll.jpg[/IMG] [URL]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-20344740[/URL]

Neigh.

I'm sure that's not the only sausage roll he tried to give to horses.

man feeds sausages to horses the end is neigh sorry

[QUOTE=matt.ant;38462250] The source said: "His view is simply that he thought the horses looked hungry - daft as that sounds." [/QUOTE] lol

I thought this was another Mr. Hands Sex case.

Death sentence!!

no wonder he's being arrested, i heard they were a bit [B][i]HOARSE[/i][/B] im so sorry

And for my next trick, I will feed a horse a percussion-based pastry Drum roll please...

People seem to be getting arrested for loads of stupid shit in the UK at the moment, it's getting ridiculous

I like to feed the sniffer dogs on way into festivals. They always appreciate a good bite of burger.

I don't know what's more ridiculous: the article, or the fact this is the first thing I thought when reading this: "THIS HORSE [b]IS A DIABETIC!!![/b] You're under arrest for threatening an officer of the law!" "I'm a peaceful man! I'm a school teacher!" "Shut up! You're a cop killer!" "I love horses! I love horses!" "[b][u]I[/b][/u] love horses!" "I love Buttestuff!" "Buttercup! Say it!" "Butternuts!" "Cup!" "Cup!" *both* "Cuuuup!!" [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ug0dVCyeE]Source[/url]

[QUOTE=a dumb bear;38462389]People seem to be getting arrested for loads of stupid shit in the UK at the moment, it's getting ridiculous[/QUOTE] at least we don't have [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Defense_Authorization_Act_for_Fiscal_Year_2012]a law that enables our military to indefinitely detain our citizens without proof or good cause[/url]

what's with all the puns guys, stop horsing around.

i think those sausage rolls were thrown by lee mack then given to the horse, dirty fucking sausage roll, it's a biological attack

Stupid fucking horse, eat the sausage rolls or you don't get any mince!

should of fed it pork

Can horses even digest sausage?

This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

[QUOTE=_Kent_;38463140]Can horses even digest sausage?[/QUOTE] Well they are herbivores so its unlikely. What is probably a bigger issue at hand is they can't vomit so anything they eat has to go through their system. With their teeth its unlikely they could chew the sausage into small enough pieces and so they might get bowel blockage necessitating an operation.

[QUOTE=Spaztique;38462845]I don't know what's more ridiculous: the article, or the fact this is the first thing I thought when reading this: "THIS HORSE [b]IS A DIABETIC!!![/b] You're under arrest for threatening an officer of the law!" "I'm a peaceful man! I'm a school teacher!" "Shut up! You're a cop killer!" "I love horses! I love horses!" "[b][u]I[/b][/u] love horses!" "I love Buttestuff!" "Buttercup! Say it!" "Butternuts!" "Cup!" "Cup!" *both* "Cuuuup!!" [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ug0dVCyeE]Source[/url][/QUOTE] The fuck are you even doing

[QUOTE=Spaztique;38462845]I don't know what's more ridiculous: the article, or the fact this is the first thing I thought when reading this: "THIS HORSE [b]IS A DIABETIC!!![/b] You're under arrest for threatening an officer of the law!" "I'm a peaceful man! I'm a school teacher!" "Shut up! You're a cop killer!" "I love horses! I love horses!" "[b][u]I[/b][/u] love horses!" "I love Buttestuff!" "Buttercup! Say it!" "Butternuts!" "Cup!" "Cup!" *both* "Cuuuup!!" [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ug0dVCyeE]Source[/url][/QUOTE] [video=youtube;N3ug0dVCyeE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ug0dVCyeE[/video]

Just hoof does he think he is?

This is no laughing matter, if horses eat too many sausage rolls they could get the trots.