Another bad story from yours truly.: The I Haet Terror Of The Snow

[MacD11]

The I Haet Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Cake and A Guy went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Cake hit A Guy in his manboobies with a big sticky iceball. It hurt a lot, but Cake kissed it fast and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really fuck you im a dragon snow man!" Cake said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" A Guy said. "That would be more sucking and politically correct."

"I know," Cake said. "We can make a snow smug face. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up fuckingly and made an i haet snow smug face. Cake put on a TOWERING PILLAR OF HATS for the pingas. The smug face was almost as big as A Guy.

"It looks lolaz," Cake said woppingly. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," A Guy said and held up a kok Robin Walker. "I found this like a boss." He put the Robin Walker onto the smug face's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the smug face, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a fucking anime.

A Guy screamed fuckingly and ran but the snow smug face chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow smug face killed him shittingly.

"Nobody does that to my little Gooey Hats," Cake screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow smug face through the penus. It fell down and Cake kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" A Guy said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The Robin Walker lay in the yard until a sickly child picked it up and took it home.

my god,what have i done!

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[larrylumpy]

There's an art and creativity section lower in the forum.

You can put it there so other people can appreciate this masterful piece of art.

Over here in GD you'll just get sarcasm and stupid flames

[MacD11]

ill move.

:downs:

[piranhamatt2]

lololol funny story XD lol

[Exorcyst24]

[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;23461400]lololol funny story XD lol[/QUOTE]
u r goin 2 get band 4 y reply wach

[sonicrjk]

[QUOTE=MacD11;23461320] Cake hit A Guy in his manboobies[/QUOTE]
stopped reading there