• The Ultimate Retard Community Adventure Interactive!
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Hello, I am kingjulien22 and i am returning with yet another interactive. They stick to me like butter. So, this time i decided to do this community interactive. It's gunna be fun. Also i draw kinda crappy, but bear with me! So,let's begin! .... ..... You are wondering why I didn't show you a picture of a stickman or another character and asked you to name him. Nope. [U]Here how is gonna go: you can suggest any character and he'll be our main. The first two posted suggestions will merge into one (eg. one says raptor another says batman,well have Bat-Raptor.. kinda stuff)[/U] And the suggested shall become our character, aaand after.... the interactive begins. [B]Ok, start suggesting! First we need our character![/B] (Please, dont dumb me, this is for real)
Character Suggestion: Name:Lady Exotisite Age: 4 Species: Exotic Living Parasitic Hat Gender: Based on the Color Pallette, Female Attributes: She is a hat that enjoys the pain of her victims, and controls her victims via magical radio waves when stationed on said victims heads. She's also enjoys the taste of Fried Maple Syrup Burritos Image:[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lWEyIBS.png[/IMG]
Character suggestion. Name: Valwah the Jellyfish prince Age: 14 Species: Gentleman's Jellyfish Gender: Male Attributes:Valwah is the prince of the jellyfish kingdom, loves water and is a kind and caring ruler. Image:[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jESkqtw.png[/IMG]
Lady Exotifish prince
Okey doke, now that we have two suggestions, let's merge them. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1e2FCa5.png[/IMG]. Frankly, that's horryfying. But it'll be our character. [B]Name[/B]:Prince Exotisite [B]Age[/B]:10 (14 - 4) [B]Species[/B]:Gentleman's Parasitic Hatjellyfish [B]Gender[/B]:Even he/she doesn't know. [B]Atributes[/B]: Prince/Princess of the hatjellyfish kingdom, Exotisite is a kind ruler who also has the unusual habit for causing people suffer by sitting on their head. It likes [U]Fried Maple Syrup Burritos and Water[/U]. Ok! Now that we have created a [B]frankly horryfing monstruosity[/B], we are one step closer to the interactive. Buuuut, next I am going to need suggestion for his [B]birthplace/town[/B] ([I]it will be the place where the interactive will begin, also will be drawn[/I]) [B]Go wild with your suggestions! Again, the 2 first post merge. [/B] (Please, dont dumb down, this is only for fun)
Greenbow Alabama
Adolf Hitlers House
A massive secret moonbase
Adolf hitlers secret house that was (somehow) in greenbow alabama, I like it!
So, now that we have our character, we will go to his birthplace. Prince Exotisite was born in [U]Greenbow Alabama[/U], in a house that is [B]ABSOLUTELY NOT[/B] Hitler's secret house (no,that gun outside is not his turret or stuff like that)...[I]totally[/I]. Little do his neighbours know, that his house is secretly a [B]masive secret moonbase[/B]. [I]Mwaahahahahaha...[/I]. [U]Ehm,sorry.[/U] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/r48TxUW.png[/IMG] You chill around in your front yard. Your life is boring and the days are long and without end. You would need some neighbours. Perhaps someone to fight with? Or friendly southern neighbours? Come on, people let's give Exotisite some neighbours. [U]You suggest them.[/U] [B]First two post merge. Go wild![/B] [B](After this, the interactive will start)[/B]
Have a raging diarrhea [editline]20th May 2014[/editline] [I]Sorry I'm going wild.[/I]
Summon your loyal subjects for some of a [I]"special reward."[/I]
Summon the loyal subjects of yours and give them a raging diarrhea? That's nice!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YYn24cF.png[/IMG] As you are a[B] powerful ruler,[/B] and a [B]kind[/B] one at that, you summon your servants. [U]It's time they got a special reward dont ya think? [/U] They are very pleased to hear about this [I]One of them[/I]:[U]Oh,oh,oh is it gonna be a raise?[/U] [I]Exotisite[/I]:[B]NO. THIS[/B]! You spray your [U][I][B]raging diarrhea[/B][/I][/U] all over them, making one faint in the process and the other scream in shock. [B]NO, we don't want to talk about what happened to the one in the middle[/B].(Good job, you sadists XD) [B]Whatchu gonna du naw?[/B]
Force your servants to eat their reward with a smile on their face
Spray raging diarrhea on shocked sun.
It seems like your minions are [B]OK[/B]. That's [U]dissapointing[/U]. In order to fullfill your [B]sadistic desire to bring harm[/B], you force the servants to eat [U]crap[/U]. [I]Dyarheea spaghetii yum yum yum[/I]... [B]Ehm sorry[/B]. They comply to your orders. The sun is still shocked, so you send about [U]a dozen of raging dyarheea to him, making him screeam in paaaain![/U] [B]You meanie![/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xz9AWQF.png[/IMG] [B]What are you gonna do now ? [/B](Shall we start conquering the world? muahhahahahaha)
Go inside [B]TOTALLY NOT HITLER'S HOUSE[/B] and begin to explore your habitat whilst your servants are still cleaning up your mess. Additionally, tell your servants to eat the crap on the sun and enslave it.
And tell the servants to get more servants so you can make army of servants in order to make the whole world into your servants, pretty simple.
As you had enough [B]crap[/B] for a day, you go into your [B]tottaly not secret-hitler's house[/B]. You chill around in your expensive hallways. [I]Snazzy[/I]..... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IuAAUoQ.png[/IMG] Meanwhile,your servants who are following direct orders,gather more servants. Unfortunately,because they're [B][I][U]dumb[/U][/I][/B], they couldn't convert the whole world, just create 10 more servants. [B]IDIOOOOTS![/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YXLmcot.png[/IMG] Well,at least they [U]enslaved the sun[/U] and now they are throwing crap at him and mocking him. [B]Taking the sun down is the first step to global domination. Nice work Exotisite (it's almost like you have two inner crazy voices name LondierX and Dawcio, who guide through this madness) [/B] [I]Exotisite: Yah,i know craaazy right?[/I] Watchu guna du naw?
>Remove any notions of having inner voices... These are all purely your actions and yours alone... stop thinking crazy thoughts and know that everything that happened is all your fault >Summon your servants and kill their children and husbands for their failure to comply with your demands >Explore Mein Nuke Armory
No-No... Just no! Don't remove inner voices! They lead you to the utter victory! Eventually ask few of the new servants to gather even more servants, and some toilet paper, you need to clean your ass from the massive amount of diarrhea you gave today.
get new servants to bring you fruit punch.
Dismayed by your servants's [U]incompetence[/U] you decide to kill theyr wives and children at the [B]Wall-O-Shooting[/B].([U]Your execution wall[/U]). Your servants wait behind you with fresh fruit punch and toilet paper. [I]Just what you needed....[/I] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FhAF9jm.png[/IMG] Being properly wiped and [B]thirst-satifsfied[/B] you go check your nuke armory. Here it lies your greatest nuke of all, [B][I][U]Big Stalinskaya[/U][/I][/B], capable of wiping out [U]6 Godzillas[/U]. Your top scientist tinkers with it. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/evx2PyF.png[/IMG] [B]What are you gonna du naw?[/B]
>Tell your scientist that he's a fucking failure if he thinks that the nuke is good enough! It needs to be more unstable! More destructive! More chances of destroying over half the Earth! > Tell the Scientist to decorate the Nuke and redesign it in your image
Strap another nuke to that nuke and detonate them over north korea!
Tell your sciency servant to make the nuke look in the shape of exotisite (you).
Ah, the lovely holocaust [img]http://i.imgur.com/pFcaF6t.png[/img]
Great work Dawcio! You draw[U] sexay crap[/U]. Now for the interactive. Unpleased by the nuke's form and image you force your top scientist to redesign it as your image, and to be [B]over 9000[/B] times more powerful. The sciency servant complies. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IRIuKG8.png[/IMG] As you really hate the Koreans, you take your spaceship and fly over [U]North Korea[/U], dropping the nukes over it. But wat is dis? [B]Wild Mechanozilla apearred![/B] [B]The koreans must have sended it. What are you gonna du?[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mAqYoYV.png[/IMG]
Quickly! Make a fast evasion move and dodge that rocket! Then reveal your uber cannon outta your ship, shooting directly at that mechanozilla!
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