Write a funny story about rats versus wolves, and why wolves are the inferior. - General

Write a story about rats versus wolves, and why wolves are the inferior, the best entries gets Orcs Must Die! gifted on steam(I have 3 copies). Imagine The Rats and The Wolves being arch enemies, and them being real rats and wolves with human brains. It needs to be a minimum of 40 words, and a maximum of, well, not too much. Make it random as fucking hell, and I will reward you. Contest ends sometime tomorrow. (If it's in the wrong section, please move it elsewhere, thank you, I just thought it belonged to the creationism corner)

Once upon a time, there was a small rat named "Fucktard" Fucktard was a good friend of "Dumbass" (the king of their small rat kingdom) One day while Fucktard was collecting the valuable garbage, that the kingdom relys on for food, he saw a giant shadow. Unfazed (as fucktard is a bad-ass motherfucker) he walked straight up to the object blocking the light. Quickly the object came into view, it was a wolf. His coat was pink and poka-dot and spoke slowly. "Hello rat. I am a wolf." Fucktard was scared so he ran all the way to Dumbass's castle. "Dumbass! Dumbass! Assemble the Shit Squad! The wolves are invading" But Dumbass is a dumbass. So he just sat in a chair with his rat computer and laughed at Fucktard. "Silly fucktard! Let me finish my story on this forum site. Look! A man named Oblivion470 is giving away a game!" Fucktard was appaled at how dumb Dumbass really was. So Fucktard ran back to the Wolf who had assembled an arsenal of weapons. Fucktard used his sneaking augmentation to slip past the sentries and found himself next to the pink wolf. Fucktard shouted "For Dumbassery!" And proceeded to blow up the entire arsenal of weapons with his bare paws. It was a massacre and everyone was killed. To this day the rats praise Fucktard's sacrifice and once a year a celebration is had where they blow up shit. Morale: Don't be a Dumbass. Also, Wolves are inferior.

You would've got a lot more interest if you'd said this was a giveaway thread in the title. :v: I would do it, but the game looks a bit shit, and the premise is horrible anyway. A giveaway for GOOD creative writing would be really interesting.

Hmm, can I change the thread name? :v:

It was a dark and snowy night. The coldness of winter arrived early for the rats and the wolves. The rats being as brisk as they where. Gathered up all the nuts, fruits, and other small foods to keep them full during the winter break. The wolves where very obnoxious. They never did any work, except steal food from the rats, but this time they went too far. Instead of nick picking small portions of the foods. They stole ALL OF IT. The rats didn't know what to do! All of there hard work down the drain! They know that all hopes of storing food from scratch for the winter is a loss...But is it? The rats thought. They develop a plan to get there food back. They know that they will need to take the food by force. So they waited patiently outside a abandon cave where the pack of wolves lived. They waited until the wolves where in a deep sleep. Then they attacked. "AROOOOOOOO!" yalp a wolf as hundreds of crazed rats covered the wolves bodies. Scalping away there skin and tissue. Crawling inside there bodies and eating away at there organs. Then finally all went quite...Then sun rise of winter came. Out the cave is a intoxicating smell so terrible that no one can withstand it. Little by little the rats are seen caring back there belongings along with new items. Finally the rats went back to there nest and slept all winter on a full stomach. The End.

[QUOTE=Oblivion470;32624029]Hmm, can I change the thread name? :v:[/QUOTE] I believe not. You could ask a mod to do it though.

[QUOTE=Oblivion470;32622242] Contest ends sometime tomorrow. [/QUOTE] Where's my prize :pwn:

[QUOTE=Apollo2947;32653017]Where's my prize :pwn:[/QUOTE] He just asked people to write a homework for him

That's some messed up homework. "Okay, Class. Tonight write a funny story about rats versus wolves and why wolves are inferior!" Maybe the OP's class is full of retards?

rats r gud wolfs r gey