Fire department frees mans stuck penis from a metal pipe.
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A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.
Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.
So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.
They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a "delicate operation".
The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.
The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.
The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.
A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.
"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.
"It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."
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[url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/01/07/firefighters-cut-free-man-s-penis-from-steel-pipe-115875-21949391/[/url]
[url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/01/08/he-s-a-silly-willy-115875-21950967/[/url]
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What the fuck? :v:
I cringed when I read the article.
"Ooops I didn't mean to grind there"
our fear of the fire tube fever worse over the blade in place
What does that sentence mean?
[QUOTE=melonmonkey;25767152]our fear of the fire tube fever worse over the blade in place
What does that sentence mean?[/QUOTE]
Err, yeah...
I think they meant that the operation could have gone horribly wrong. You know, if they cut too deep.
I'm trying to think of a pun but this is just too absurd to think of one.
when I read the title I was like "no fucking way".
[QUOTE]the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting[/QUOTE]
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[quote]... the four-and-a-half-inch grinder[/quote]
That's what she said.
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;25767615]That's what she said.[/QUOTE]
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"I wonder what it'd feel like if I....."
I guess he had...
...Balls of steel.
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[B]YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH[/B]
Musta used a hell of a lot of lube.
So they'll help a man get his penis unstuck, but they can't even lend a hand to a drowning man?
[QUOTE=Broseidon;25768342]So they'll help a man get his penis unstuck, but they can't even lend a hand to a drowning man?[/QUOTE]
You know exactly what you're talking about.
"and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting."
:rimshot:
Getting his penis out of the tube proved a [i]hard[/i] job indeed.
[QUOTE]"and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting."[/QUOTE]
Did it occur to them to use coolant? Hell, even water would work.
Why doesn't he just use his hand like a normal man or why not just buy one of those flesh light things.
[QUOTE=keatinator;25775655]Why doesn't he just use his hand like a normal man or why not just buy one of those flesh light things.[/QUOTE]
Cause he slipped and fell in it.
:smug:
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;25767296]Heavy metal condom[/QUOTE]
At least he doesn't have to worry about the condom breaking.
imagine if he cut too close.
This is why you should stick you dick in stuff all willy-nilly like.
I would of been laughing my ass off while cutting the pipe.
ITT: Poor-man's fleshlight dosn't turn out too well.
[QUOTE=RaptorBlackz;25776624]I would of been laughing my ass off while cutting the pipe.[/QUOTE]
i wouldn't
who would want to cut someone else's penis off, you'd feel it just by doing it
fuck im cringing right now
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;25767296]Heavy metal condom[/QUOTE]
This guy sure is hardcore.
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