Seriously?
I know some people are anti-homo and stuff, but really? Read the list.
[url]http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704/homoprevention.html[/url]
Also, see if you can find the phrase "Engorged Penis Head Purple" on the list. That one almost screams "fake" until you find out that the site is actually legit.
Edit:
If you still haven't got it yet, it's a fake.
Interesting first picture on that page.
[QUOTE]9. A boy must not use brightly colored crayons or any crayons from any colors of a rainbow. Christian parents should remove and destroy any suspiciously colored crayons from their boy's box of Crayolas. This needs no explanation, as we here at Landover Baptist are all familiar with Mr. Crayola's so-called "alternate lifestyle," and his reason for putting "Pansy Pink" and "[B]Engorged Penis Head Purple[/B]" into his boxes are quite obvious. A boy must also draw in straight lines. Some curves are fine, but if you suspect your child of "doodling," and see that he is using more curves than straight lines, please call your Pastor immediately[/QUOTE]
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oh, and I found it
Landoverbaptist is a troll site
It's making fun of fundamentalist Christians
Edit: wow nice edit now I look dumb
My old living room was painted "engorged penis head purple." We eventually repainted it "explosive menstrual gush red."
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;25127367]Landoverbaptist is a troll site
It's making fun of fundamentalist Christians
Edit: wow nice edit now I look dumb[/QUOTE]
Dummy.
And to emphasise your point, this is at the bottom of their TOS:
Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert:
[sp]The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.[/sp]
End Spoiler Alert
I doubted the site even before I got to the part that said "....(negro) penises"
Who put's their time into making a fake website that is so glaringly obvious that you usually wouldn't bother with it?
My baby will ride motorcycle's with aviators and wear leather jackets.
I doubt my baby will be gay.
So-called, "flip-flops" and "sandals," where the toes and ankles are exposed are products that were created during the (homo)sexual revolution.
[QUOTE=-xxsetshotxx-;25127469]Who put's their time into making a fake website that is so glaringly obvious that you usually wouldn't bother with it?[/QUOTE]
Because it can be funny.
That was actually fucking hilarious. Especially the bit about sitting down on the toilet.
My kid will listen to thrash metal in the womb. When he sleeps at night, fuck lullabies, my kids a badass and will listen to Sodom before he goes to bed. He won't cry because that's for women. And I'll buy him his first denim vest for his first birthday.
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My kid will get laid, easily.
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;25127509]Because it can be funny.[/QUOTE]
If someone with no common sense and is easily angered by it, then sure, but that page was just pathetic.
[QUOTE=SlayerFin;25127758]When i pee, i sit but still i am not gay...[/QUOTE]
I too sit down. Mostly because I'm a lazy fuck.
Ontopic: Even if it's fake, I kinda [i]do[/i] agree with Number 5. Not letting your kid play with dolls.
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;25127882]My kid will listen to thrash metal in the womb. When he sleeps at night, fuck lullabies, my kids a badass and will listen to Sodom before he goes to bed. He won't cry because that's for women. And I'll buy him his first denim vest for his first birthday.
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My kid will get laid, easily.[/QUOTE]
Your son will grow up to hate everything, and will be partnered with a black computer guy. He will also favour shotguns.
Oh, it's the troll church, nvm then.
Try serving meals that more effectively evoke a hankering for the fragrant delights of the female genitalia.
[QUOTE=TheDeadHo;25127685][img]http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2007/10/25/va1237273909886/gay-baby-5718992.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Homo sex me?!
:psyduck:
[QUOTE=TheDeadHo;25127685][img]http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2007/10/25/va1237273909886/gay-baby-5718992.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I believe it says, "Ho, mo sex plz"
They have an excellent bible quote gif.
[img]http://www.landoverbaptist.org/bible-verses.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=teeheeV2;25128230]Your son will grow up to hate everything, and will be partnered with a black computer guy. He will also favour shotguns.[/QUOTE]
Someones just jealous that their kid won't be as cool.
[QUOTE] A boy must not be allowed to watch cartoons of any kind[/QUOTE]
But...:saddowns:
There is no way this is real, I just do not believe a person could possibly be this stupid. It has to satire.
[QUOTE=TheDeadHo;25127685][IMG]http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2007/10/25/va1237273909886/gay-baby-5718992.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
homo sex u
how about homosexual
[QUOTE]7. A boy must always wear thick, white underwear. White boxers, and/or briefs are acceptable. [B]Your child must be taught that men who wear colored underwear or undergarments that are cut within one inch of the outer periphery of their pubic region or the trough of the valley between the cheeks of their bottom are either European or Homosexual – and in America there is no difference between the two.[/B][/QUOTE]
This material would be great for a movie!
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;25127882]My kid will listen to thrash metal in the womb. When he sleeps at night, fuck lullabies, my kids a badass and will listen to Sodom before he goes to bed. He won't cry because that's for women. And I'll buy him his first denim vest for his first birthday.
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My kid will get laid, easily.[/QUOTE]
Denim vest? I thought you were trying to AVOID your son being gay
[QUOTE]A boy must not use brightly colored crayons or any crayons from any colors of a rainbow.[/QUOTE]
Because it is eeeviiiiiil.
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