I've done a number of readings for clients, and generally got positive feedback as a result. However, every so often, a client will say something like, "Y'know, you have a pretty appealing reading voice, do you sing?" And it's happened enough times to where I almost wanted to make "Shitnerific Singer" my header. Instead, I settled on 43 seconds of all the evidence one will ever need to hear to understand that some people should not legally be allowed to sing.
I apologize in advance for this.
[url]http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/547280[/url]
You sound like a drunk Tom Waits desperately trying to sing with half-chewed nachos in his mouth.
So, I guess you proved your point.
I was about to say you're an incredible voice actor but you already have the title.
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;41921459]You sound like a drunk Tom Waits desperately trying to sing with half-chewed nachos in his mouth.
So, I guess you proved your point.[/QUOTE]
Probably the nicest thing anyone's ever said about my singing.
A+
And the second nicest thing anyone has ever said about my singing:
[QUOTE]it sounds like you're gargling warm custard after chain smoking a pack of camels.
unfiltered.[/QUOTE]
Could sound good with some vocal training
[editline]22nd August 2013[/editline]
or maybe not
On a more serious note, I'm sure you can sing, everyone can. Just gotta find the style of music that fits you best.
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;41931199]On a more serious note, I'm sure you can sing, everyone can. Just gotta find the style of music that fits you best.[/QUOTE]
Is tone deaf a style of music?
it sounds like how one would sing in the shower
[QUOTE=Doakes;41933836]Is tone deaf a style of music?[/QUOTE]
Why do you think rappers use autotune?
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;41934149]Why do you think rappers use autotune?[/QUOTE]
Couldn't say, I stopped listening to rap music almost 10 years ago.
...And stopped listening to radio as a whole the moment I discovered iPod jacks in car stereos were a thing, heh.
[QUOTE=Doakes;41936971]Couldn't say, I stopped listening to rap music almost 10 years ago.
...And stopped listening to radio as a whole the moment I discovered iPod jacks in car stereos were a thing, heh.[/QUOTE]
Dear god, aux cables were a godsend compared to the whole "FM radio blocker" bullshit.
step the fuck BACK
he doesn't have anything on
[video=youtube;ZffTZ-Qc-JU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZffTZ-Qc-JU[/video]
this dude needs an album
Doakes
more like a great radio voice .:downs:
Another patch of alts came out, and among them was a delightful ghoul I was fortunate enough to lend a pipe or two towards.
0:29 - Further proof that I shouldn't be allowed to sing:
[QUOTE][video=youtube;0dAQnuAmpt0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dAQnuAmpt0[/video][/QUOTE]
sounds like gene simmons
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiK0avVyqqU[/media]
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