• Some people shouldn't be allowed to sing
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I've done a number of readings for clients, and generally got positive feedback as a result. However, every so often, a client will say something like, "Y'know, you have a pretty appealing reading voice, do you sing?" And it's happened enough times to where I almost wanted to make "Shitnerific Singer" my header. Instead, I settled on 43 seconds of all the evidence one will ever need to hear to understand that some people should not legally be allowed to sing. I apologize in advance for this. [url]http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/547280[/url]
You sound like a drunk Tom Waits desperately trying to sing with half-chewed nachos in his mouth. So, I guess you proved your point.
I was about to say you're an incredible voice actor but you already have the title.
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;41921459]You sound like a drunk Tom Waits desperately trying to sing with half-chewed nachos in his mouth. So, I guess you proved your point.[/QUOTE] Probably the nicest thing anyone's ever said about my singing.
A+
And the second nicest thing anyone has ever said about my singing: [QUOTE]it sounds like you're gargling warm custard after chain smoking a pack of camels. unfiltered.[/QUOTE]
Could sound good with some vocal training [editline]22nd August 2013[/editline] or maybe not
On a more serious note, I'm sure you can sing, everyone can. Just gotta find the style of music that fits you best.
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;41931199]On a more serious note, I'm sure you can sing, everyone can. Just gotta find the style of music that fits you best.[/QUOTE] Is tone deaf a style of music?
it sounds like how one would sing in the shower
[QUOTE=Doakes;41933836]Is tone deaf a style of music?[/QUOTE] Why do you think rappers use autotune?
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;41934149]Why do you think rappers use autotune?[/QUOTE] Couldn't say, I stopped listening to rap music almost 10 years ago. ...And stopped listening to radio as a whole the moment I discovered iPod jacks in car stereos were a thing, heh.
[QUOTE=Doakes;41936971]Couldn't say, I stopped listening to rap music almost 10 years ago. ...And stopped listening to radio as a whole the moment I discovered iPod jacks in car stereos were a thing, heh.[/QUOTE] Dear god, aux cables were a godsend compared to the whole "FM radio blocker" bullshit.
step the fuck BACK he doesn't have anything on [video=youtube;ZffTZ-Qc-JU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZffTZ-Qc-JU[/video] this dude needs an album
Doakes more like a great radio voice .:downs:
Another patch of alts came out, and among them was a delightful ghoul I was fortunate enough to lend a pipe or two towards. 0:29 - Further proof that I shouldn't be allowed to sing: [QUOTE][video=youtube;0dAQnuAmpt0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dAQnuAmpt0[/video][/QUOTE]
sounds like gene simmons [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiK0avVyqqU[/media]
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