Alright Facepunch, its go time. Here's the scoop.
I'm at work, helping my dad with data entry. Ya. So exciting. But here's when you come in.
[highlight]At my desk I have three items: Post-It notes, an almost-empty cup of espresso, and a CD ewel case.[/highlight]
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WHAT CAN I DO?
Rules: Post the contraption I can make, then post three items below. The person after you names a contraption, and posts another three items. Can use pics.
Pour the espresso down your pants, stick sticky notes on your head and eat the laptop.
You have become: DESK MAN.
Pour the espresso in the case take a piss in it mix it up put it back into the cup and drink
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Log on to fast threads and write a sticky note reminding you to do that with coffee stains.
Piss in mouth, discard any other items.
pour the cup of espresso onto the computer
never come onto the internet ever again
Drink espresso, smash half of coffee cup. Go on rampage.
[QUOTE=Sir Tristan;23381777]pour the cup of espresso onto the computer
never come onto the internet ever again[/QUOTE]
Cool idea
:downs:
Take the post it note, rip it up into tiny peices, and dip it in the coffee. Then make some art on the wall with your spit/coffee balls.
My friend thinks you should make a friend out of it. Cup, body. Make the sticky note into a face.
OP I was hoping for a megathread
Burn a Phil Collins CD, put it in the case and put one post it stamp on it to know that it's a Phil Collins CD.
Pour the espresso on the laptop, make sure sparks fly out and everything, if not, smash it. Use a post it note on the laptop to let everyone know that it needs repairs.
Use the remaining post it notes to make paper airplanes to throw while listening to the Phil Collins CD.
I got it. Shatter the CD case and use the broken shards to open up the laptop, where you can get various hazardous liquids. Then spike the drink and offer it to your dad. No more work!
Or use the broken shards to split an atom. Somehow.
[QUOTE=Heroms;23381885]Phil Collins[/QUOTE]
But.. but I don't like Phil Collins
Kids, try to make this a thread? At least IIIIII thought it would be fun.
Put sticky note on back, says grab my ass.
Become gay for a day.
[QUOTE=zydos;23382000]Kids, try to make this a thread? [/QUOTE]
There really isn't anything cool you can do with a cup of coffee, post it notes and an empty CD case.
Hey, is there any other people in the building or any pens? Because I have a master plan about killing everyone with a scalpel made from a pen and some shards of glass. Then kill everyone, take their stuff. Be sure to sneak up behind them, kill them silently, then hide their bodies so they don't suspect anything.
Or hide in a box and go all solid-snake.
Go on the computer, type into google "FREE VIRUSES" and install one on the CD. leave the CD on someone's desk with the words "TOP SECRET" on the front.
Boom, headshot.
I'll origami-crate the post-it note, and then go all Solid Snake
my non-FP friend had the BEST IDEA.
[quote]cover a window with sticky notes. play crappy techno music. get a
rush from the coffee. RAVE[/quote]
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Make origami spike balls out of all the post-it notes and leave them around. If someone had been wearing (wut) bare feet, they will get impaled.
Use your laptop to go on Facepunch and ask the community what you think you should do with the things that you have on your desk.
Do some witty origami with the post-its from the internet.
Also shouldn't this be in fast threads?
Continue to help your dad.
Well, I used the coffee to make me sitmulated, and I made an origami glider out of the post it note. I sent it across the cubicles to a co-worker, Ryan. I hope he sends a rescue team, water and food are running out quickly. Even Wilson has deflated
Make an animated flip book with the post-it notes :buddy:
Put post-its on the screen and with the last bit of espresso, you draw a fake virus message. Then scream until your dad comes to look at it and smash his head with the cup. Tadah
[QUOTE=faolco1;23383706]Make an animated flip book with the post-it notes :buddy:[/QUOTE]
This.
I'm making a dancing stick man with a hat as we speak
Enjoy this heart
[QUOTE=Chezhead;23382097]Go on the computer, type into google "FREE VIRUSES" and install one on the CD. leave the CD on someone's desk with the words "TOP SECRET" on the front.
Boom, headshot.[/QUOTE]
As bad as that is, it's pretty hilarious.
If you were MacGuyver you would have made a helicopter and .357 magnum outta that shit and been outta there.
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