How to piss off a fat MALE twilight fan! (Facebook)
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So browsin' the book of faces as usual when I come across an interesting specimen, A male twilight fan. It truly puzzled me seeing as the only thing that made Twilight sell was the almost all male cast who were allergic to shirts and the sappy romance. So I decided to voice my opinion and start something.
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So this dyke starts calling me a jerk aswell and generally being a retard to stick up for Sheldon. I just shrug her off and laugh.
As you can see he tried desperately in vain to sound intimidating while making a valid point but fell short due to his illiteracy and general faggotry. So he decides to take this into PMs, this is where it got amusing.
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Keep in mind this man is 18. He still uses "XD" and generally tries to be intimidating in person, he claims to be with the hells angels aswell. I found this quite humorous and wanted to share it with my friends at Facepunch who appreciate my... Dick sense of humor.
:siren: [B][I]UPDATE[/I][/B] :siren:
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Mister toughshit wants me to fuckoff now. Still laughing pretty hard.
Oh dear christ.
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He's going to [I]asult[/I] me, I'm shaking in my boots!
Oh my god, I've lost faith in my generation. Too much faith, there is no god.
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[B]Thanks *Dan! [/B]
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Alex has grown ovaries aswell it seems.
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I take it you guys decided to get in on it aswell. Good show.
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[B]GODDAMNFUCKSHIT DOES HE EVER LEARN?![/B]
Oh fuck yes, he blocked me.
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is this considered a chatlog
Wasn't that funny. You're infact both retarded.
[QUOTE=Da Jester;23909354]he claims to be with the hells angels[/QUOTE]Oh God.
I am now picturing a Hells Angels biker wearing a Twilight "TEAM JACOB :3" T-shirt.
I laughed at
"Nigga you gay?"
and
"it's his choich"
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;23909391]Oh God.
I am now picturing a Hells Angels biker wearing a Twilight "TEAM JACOB :3" T-shirt.[/QUOTE]
please don't place that image in my head.
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;23909387]Wasn't that funny. You're infact both retarded.[/QUOTE]
I know, Jacob is cooler right?
[QUOTE=Dan*;23909407]I laughed at
"Nigga you gay?"
and
"it's his choich"[/QUOTE]
what about "Get Fucked"?
OP you're a jerk!
eh, whatever. Still funny how he thinks he's intelligent. Nice one, Calvin.
Facebook :sigh:
Wasn't all funny but I nearly lost it when you quoted darth vader.
[QUOTE=darkrei9n;23909444]Wasn't all funny but I nearly lost it when you quoted darth vader.[/QUOTE]
good way or bad way?
Mad props for Star Wars quote OP
Just saw the chat log. You're such a dick, I love it. Please troll him more and post.
[QUOTE=Kronus;23909459]Mad props for Star Wars quote OP[/QUOTE]
I was on the phone with him. He suggested it and I said "do it. do it. do it."
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;23909448]good way or bad way?[/QUOTE]
Good way.
[QUOTE=Dan*;23909461]Just saw the chat log. You're such a dick, I love it. Please troll him more and post.[/QUOTE]
He blocked me but feel free to add him, he's a loser. On this one occasion I hate to sound like a dick but he plays D&D with his circle of friends and acts all macho. When I saw he liked Twilight I was just... Amazed.
[QUOTE=Da Jester;23909483]He blocked me but feel free to add him, he's a loser. On this one occasion I hate to sound like a dick but he plays D&D with his circle of friends and acts all macho. When I saw he liked twilight I was just... Amazed.[/QUOTE]
Same here. When you told me this afternoon I honestly didn't believe you.
[QUOTE=lolzone;23909385]is this considered a chatlog[/QUOTE]
It's a log of a chat, so yes.
Anyways, back on track:
This is what happens when you take comments on the internet too seriously.
Did I mention he has a neckbeard?
I don't like Twilight either but both of you sound like dumb little boys arguing over nothing
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;23909387]Wasn't that funny. You're infact both retarded.[/QUOTE]
You are superior to them both. Really.
lol thats funny, but muy god is spelling is he dyslexic or something?
Why does trolling seem 10 times as funny if the victim can't spell for his own life?
"Ok you just singd your death wish"
sent him a pm on facebook about twilight lol
who's the guy with smugface, just assumed it was you
No, I'm Calvin.
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