Those god damn sunglasses on the back of his head piss me off. Put them in your pocket you bastard.
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I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the meal
The only thing that's real
The fork tears a hole
The old familiar taste
Try to eat it all away
But I remember everything
Guy Fieri's fashion hasn't evolved past 2003.
now all we need is a smash mouth cover of hurt and it is fully complete
this is art
[QUOTE=RichyZ;50469584]why mess with perfection[/QUOTE]
he needs to put on the ol' fire shirt more often
My uncle Jeff (who is a cook) had dinner with him on a cruise once, said he was a really great guy.
[QUOTE=TheKritter71;50469600]My uncle Jeff (who is a cook) had dinner with him on a cruise once, said he was a really great guy.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't you be cheerful if your career was eating whatever the fuck you want?
I prefer Andrew Zimmer. He'll eat roaches and animal testicles then describe in detail the texture and taste of it lol.
despite what people say about Guy, I'm glad he exists
the world needs clowns
Someone went as far as to write [url=http://lanamacondo.tumblr.com/post/144719920453/frosted-tips]fanfic about Guy Fiery and Ted Cruz[/url].
Just read this snippet...
[quote]“Hi, I’m Guy Fierri,” he said, rolling the consonant sensually and not at all obnoxiously over his wet, narrow sea worm of a tongue. “Welcome to Flavor Town, my man.” Cruz licked his thin, disquieting lips, attempting to dislodge the white ooze that had congealed there in his panic. Little did he know, that was not the only white ooze he would be dislodging on this fateful night.[/quote]
The whole thing is comedy gold :v:
Holy fuck who writes that kind of shit, it's amazing.
Comon guys, you all know he isn't usually like that.
Here, have a better representation of the lead singer of smash mouth:
[video=youtube;sJWPEVuv1Mg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJWPEVuv1Mg[/video]
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