Alright, you caught meh =/
I just didn't want to get flamed due to age diffs here. But I guess there's not really any difference now. Yeah I'm that age. Go ahead, laugh. I'm 13, Canadian, male and have the gayest username of all time =)
So yes, for those of you who have not already visited this thread I need a trench coat that could actually fit a thirteen year old guy. I'm not a midget, lol. I don't really care what it is right now though, as long as it could look like one. I just googled "STALKER" and found what it was. That wasn't really what I was going for. I was more going for that guy who comes out after a nuclear bomb goes off in the distance to assure people that it's ok to come out. If you've watched the 50's videos on how to survive a nuclear explosion then you'll know what I'm talking about. I just want to make it more interesting by using my gas mask. If you guys could please help...well, I'd be damn thankful.
Get one tailored for a midget.
I'd like to know this as well. Mainly due to never finding anything in my size.
midget rapists
ITT: OP is small and wants a trenchcoat, makes up a story for help.
[QUOTE=Ancubius;24430068]So I'll make this quick:
My thirteen year old cousin has asked me to find a child's size, beige or black trench coat to be used in his costume. He is planning to use his gas mask, boots and gloves with it. He asked me because I tend to look at that shit a lot but never actually buy it. Knowing him, he'd get pissed off at me for not being able to find one and say I didn't try hard. I've tried...hard.
If any of you guys can find a decent fitting trench coat for a thirteen-year-old-pain-in-the-ass, I'd be thankful.[/QUOTE]
Your "cousin" sounds like a fucking, spoiled douche and deserves jack shit.
Tell that obnoxious fucker to find it himself.
Bet he'll look like the captain from romantically apocalyptic, but with a whinier voice.
Columbine
[QUOTE=samframpton;24430873]ITT: OP is small and wants a trenchcoat, makes up a story for help.[/QUOTE]
Or OP is "fun sized"
[QUOTE=weeman007;24430998]Or OP is "fun sized"[/QUOTE]
I don't think it's fun for him.
[QUOTE=kayOkay;24431010]I don't think it's fun for him.[/QUOTE]
Oh well if it's a dude then that sucks. He can't play basket ball or reach the plates out of the cupboard...
"Child in trench coat shoots up local high school, internet forum blamed for clever disguise."
ebay
Tried Etsy yet?
Arn't there clothes stores for midgets out there?
I think OPs cousin wants to go Columbine on his school
Trench coats are dumb and I cringe every time I see someone wearing one to look "Bad-ass"
Is he trying to look like the Pyro or something? I mean, boots, gas masks and gloves are really sounding like a Pyro to me.
Well, with the exception on the trench coat. Who didn't say a psychotic man obsessed with fire can't have a trench coat?
OP's cousin sounds shit small.
How tall is he, OP?
Tell him to get his mom to make him one... or to make it himself. Duct tape and black garbage bags can go a long way for a costume if you spend a bit of time on it (and the fact he'll be grown out of it next year anyway unless he's really a midget).
This thread has pedophile written all over it.
[QUOTE=IcyTruth;24434062]Is he trying to look like the Pyro or something? I mean, boots, gas masks and gloves are really sounding like a Pyro to me.
Well, with the exception on the trench coat. Who didn't say a psychotic man obsessed with fire can't have a trench coat?[/QUOTE]
Yes because only a pyromaniac can dress with boots, gloves, and a gas mask.
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[QUOTE=fish puncher;24435515]This thread has pedophile written all over it.[/QUOTE]
No it doesn't because you obviously have no idea what a pedophile is
[QUOTE=fish puncher;24435515]This thread has pedophile written all over it.[/QUOTE]
Because it involes a guy, a child and a trenchcoat?
Hmm..
[QUOTE=Tanner;24435759][IMG]http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/aeromax/SA-SM-Jr-Secret-Agent-Costume-main.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] That would be a really short 13 year old.
OP is the thirteen years old "cousin"
Nice Xbox LIVE Avatar:
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OP is 13.
[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;24439667]Nice Xbox LIVE Avatar:
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[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;24439667]Nice Xbox LIVE Avatar:
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Dear god it all makes sense now
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