I would have shot the little bastard with my air rifle for that kind of damage. Cute schmute, it's destroying my fucking house dammit.
Also late
D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
Wall and almonds. Meal of kings.
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But I didn't do anything!:saddowns:
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Oh, look its Sly! :v:
why the fuck wouldn't you get it out, it is destroying your kitchen
I'd drag that fucker out of there by its paw
kitchen knife to the throat
It's cute in a destructive way
That drywall must be tasty
Raccoons are so damn cute! If it wasn't for their destructiveness and rabies they would be awesome to have as a pet.
"FUCK YEAH MUFFIN PAN- OH SHIT"
"I HATE YOU"
"Sorry..."
That raccoon would have been dead as fuck if it was in my house.
And then it would be dinner.
yelling at it to get out of the wall was the worst thing to do, of course its gonna go hide in the wall some more
Just imagining walking into my kitchen with a raccoon poking halfway out of the wall, eating drywall, not giving a shit. I'd laugh then shoot it.
Cardboard walls
Omg....that guy's comments:
[quote]@AmandaWinnieDaPooh ...yeah, but u suck dick 2 make ur money, an tht makes u a prostitute. i bet ur parents r sooo proud of u, lmao!!!*
damygeebo 2 days ago[/quote]
[quote]@SmilingMartini ...im really sad to* see how GAY u are, lmao!!!
damygeebo 5 days ago[/quote]
[quote]@MooooonDemon ...ur mom sucks* cock. #lmao
damygeebo 1 month ago 7[/quote]
[quote]@MegaJim79 ...we all kno u've sucked plenty of men off, thts why u like 2 see them 'grow'. thx 4 not postin any vids* of ur nasty exploits, btw. oh, an EVERYBODY knows tht being 'canadian' is code speak 4 being GAY. lol, u pedophile.
damygeebo 2 months ago[/quote]
:frog:
He wants cupcakes.
Obey your new master!
...Cupcakes, anyone?
For a destructive little critter, I kinda like William Racoon.
I want a pet racoon now; A pet racoon name Digby Racoon
Because yelling "I hate you!" is the best way to get a racoon out of your kitchen.
As cute as he is I would have grabbed it by the neck and chucked it out the door if that was my kitchen.
I can just imagine that racoon making a trollface if he had the appropriate muscles.
"Oh, bitch you fucked this house up good didn't you"
Lost it.
Raccoons are pretty tough creatures given their size. They're known to drown large dogs by shoving their heads into a stream or body of water until they drown.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;27295226]Raccoons are pretty tough creatures given their size. They're known to drown large dogs by shoving their heads into a stream or body of water until they drown.[/QUOTE]
Hitman racoon's
I saw this on TV today. It was the guy's pet, he raised it since it was a little half-dead baby.
Furthermore, they have razor-sharp claws of flesh-rendering death.
So no, he's not gonna kill it. If this is the same thing and if I remember the story right, it's out of the house now and living in the wild, but returns to the guy's home every now and then. Still heart-warming and adorable.
I'd call PITA and tell them that I'll shoot it with a shotgun if they don't come and take the fucker out.
The first time I ever saw a raccoon it was outside my house in my garbage. It sounded like it was dying of a coughing illness.
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