[quote]New video broadcast on North Korean television showed the nation's leader, Kim Jong Un, addressing his troops along the border on Monday and issuing a blood-chilling threat, "Throw all enemies into the caldron, break their waists and crack their windpipes." It was the same location he and his late father visited in November 2010, just two days before the North shelled an island, killing four South Koreans.[/quote]
[url]http://security.blogs.cnn.com/2013/03/13/material-in-north-koreas-nuclear-test-unclear-worrying-for-u-s/?hpt=hp_t3[/url]
When will this end, why can't NK just stop what they're doing, they're putting many of their innocent civilians in danger due to their constant stupid rambling
[QUOTE=Rocko's;39919055]When will this end, why can't NK just stop what they're doing, they're putting many of their innocent civilians in danger due to their constant stupid rambling[/QUOTE]
You're assuming a massive amount of sophistication on their part.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;39919055]When will this end, why can't NK just stop what they're doing, they're putting many of their innocent civilians in danger due to their constant stupid rambling[/QUOTE]
Because April, and food shortages, are just around the corner.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;39919055]When will this end, why can't NK just stop what they're doing, they're putting many of their innocent civilians in danger due to their constant stupid rambling[/QUOTE]
Its the advantage of holding a country captive and making sure other countries cannot end their rule.
the pillsbury doughboy was never the same after they merged with general mills
"break their waists"
"Sea of Fire"
It sounds so antique and not really up to modern standards :v:
Nk is gay
[QUOTE=Kimmy]Throw all enemies into the caldron[/QUOTE]
is he a witch
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does the UN know he's practicing dark magic?
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sanctions on eye of newt
[QUOTE=junker|154;39919137]"break their waists"
"Sea of Fire"
It sounds so antique and not really up to modern standards :v:[/QUOTE]
It probably has better connotation in korean.
goddamn Un stop
gettin real tired of your shit
[QUOTE=thisispain;39919079]the pillsbury doughboy was never the same after they merged with general mills[/QUOTE]
Warm dough on oat action baby.
"Throw all enemies into the caldron, break their waists and crack their windpipes. Crush their bones to make my bread, for I starve for the flesh of capitalistic pigs"
What the fuck ever, we don't need another goddamn thread in this section every time North Korean leaders say something asinine. It's all just bluster to solidify his power base against internal threats, if he can keep up the Orwellian feeling of constantly being on the verge of war, it will keep his opposition under control and maintain the status quo. This shit means nothing, and half the threads in SH don't need to be about them.
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;39919352]What the fuck ever, we don't need another goddamn thread in this section every time North Korean leaders say something asinine. It's all just bluster to solidify his power base against internal threats, if he can keep up the Orwellian feeling of constantly being on the verge of war, it will keep his opposition under control and maintain the status quo. This shit means nothing, and half the threads in SH don't need to be about them.[/QUOTE]
North Korea bellicose megathread?
instead of bitching about too many north korea threads, maybe a north korea megathread could be put up? just an idea
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fuck
But with all the shit they do, it'd be closed in a day.
Kim has gone bye bye everybody.
this is all just the setup for a hilarious april fools joke
[QUOTE=Maloof?;39919155]is he a witch
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Nah, he's just hungry.
[QUOTE=abcpea2;39919647]this is all just the setup for a hilarious april fools joke[/QUOTE]
"lol guys just joking 1st of april and all! But we can still kill you!"
Sounds as if he's played Dawn of War and listened to some of the commissar's sounds.
"Throw the enemies in a caldron! Crack their windpipes! Break their waists! Oooooooh... that's what modern countries HATE!"
"kick their shins and give them best korean burn"
Man throw all enemies into the cauldron was a terrible word choice for a guy renowned for eating everything in his path
[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;39919064]You're assuming a massive amount of sophistication on their part.[/QUOTE]Well actually, they've gotten remarkably good at agitating the South violently without it dipping into a war, just to scare up some aid from the international community. They've bombed a South Korean airliner AND nearly killed their president in a raid on the presidential palace in the past.
It also keeps the NK population in line, as they're told there's the constant, imminent threat of foreign imperialist invaders so they'd better not complain about their rations.
[QUOTE=Judas;39919044]Throw all enemies into the caldron[/QUOTE]
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lol bitch nigga aint gonna do shit
please no break windpipe.
Is Kim Jong Un an evil wizard?
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