Guy Forgets to Turn Off Mic and Takes a Piss During Council Meeting

[munchito696]

This would have been epic if he had a nasty burrito the night before instead, but still funny
[video=youtube;sRHVIcesOH4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRHVIcesOH4[/video]

[postal]

Wow that joke from The Naked Gun actually came true

[Zillamaster55]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruCsYGL3QlY[/media]

???

[Vivelin]

-ninja'd-

[Zillamaster55]

God [B]fucking dammit[/B] rusty

[editline]4th May 2015[/editline]

DOUBLE MERGE SONOFABITCH

[bitches]

That's a long piss.

[postal]

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;47658465]God [B]fucking dammit[/B] rusty[/QUOTE]

oh my god call me rusty again and I'll ban your entire family

[HybridTheroy]

[QUOTE=postal;47658521]oh my god call me rusty again and I'll ban your entire family[/QUOTE]

can't even rate post due to laughter

[Starship]

Haha reminds me of a class trip to Rome and we were visiting the vatican and got some earbuds to listen to the guide.
Friend went to bathroom and took long so guide started talking loudly into the microphone asking him what he was doing.
He freaked out and pissed on the wall according to him.

[Grassybat]

"notice that he didnt wash his hands, and that everyone knows it"

Top YouTube comment.

[redBadger]

[QUOTE=GrassyBat;47660837]"notice that he didnt wash his hands, and that everyone knows it"

Top YouTube comment.[/QUOTE]

If his hands didn't touch his dick then there's no problem imo.

[CodeMonkey3]

[QUOTE=redBadger;47661229]If his hands didn't touch his dick then there's no problem imo.[/QUOTE]

Uh, I dunno if I'm weird or something but is it even possible to piss without touching your dick and not make a mess?

[ardosos]

[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;47662402]Uh, I dunno if I'm weird or something but is it even possible to piss without touching your dick and not make a mess?[/QUOTE]

All it takes is a urinal and a little faith.

[Spectre1406]

[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;47662402]Uh, I dunno if I'm weird or something but is it even possible to piss without touching your dick and not make a mess?[/QUOTE]

You gotta trust your dick man

[CrossTownNews]

Little stubby button always aims true. No assist needed.
Palm long however always aims for the floor.

TLDR
It depends on the size of your dick.

[Lurklet]

...I did this about a week ago in ventrilo.

[Kyle877]

[QUOTE=Lurklet;47662830]...I did this about a week ago in ventrilo.[/QUOTE]

I got a studio microphone that I've been using for my mic in vent/teamspeak/skype. I've owned it for half a year, almost.

I discovered two weeks ago that it picks up the sounds of me farting.

no one ever said anything

[wauterboi]

[QUOTE=kyle877;47662970]I got a studio microphone that I've been using for my mic in vent/teamspeak/skype. I've owned it for half a year, almost.

I discovered two weeks ago that it picks up the sounds of me farting.

no one ever said anything[/QUOTE]
The exact same thing happened to me, except the entire chatroom blurted out laughing asking, "what the fuck who did that was it you wauterboi"

[Suitcase]

Man, the dude didn't even wash his hands

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=postal;47658521]oh my god call me rusty again and I'll ban your entire family[/QUOTE]

my entire week has been fuckups oh jesus

first being 3 days early in the UK thread now this