• IGN reveals new Kinect Sex Simulator
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB47ZQGuEjg&feature=channel[/media] 1:20 is where it starts
"...and yes kids, sex is when a floating disembodied hand fondles a girl in a bikini... And that's where babies come from."
brb getting kinect
I don't have an Xbox, plus I don't have enough to buy one. So no sexy time for me anyway. :saddowns:
:q: I'm so getting that.
[QUOTE=AxerFex;26746230]:q: I'm so getting that.[/QUOTE] Quoting the OP?
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;26746270]Quoting the OP?[/QUOTE] :doh: Sorry.
So THIS is there way of making people get kinect...
:buddy:
Oh wow, this is just as bad as the Japanese developers.
[img]http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/1108856019_wZAD4-L.jpg[/img]
This is the reason why kinect was made.
where do i put my penis
In your hand.
Seems easier just to type in on Google "porn".
[QUOTE=Meteos King;26746960]In your hand.[/QUOTE] dats not sex
[QUOTE=makingthatmaker;26747245]dats not sex[/QUOTE] insert dick to hand imagine the hand is a vagina
[img]http://www.shrani.si/f/x/55/4FjmA4Ma/untitled-1.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.shrani.si/f/3F/aM/133huSXf/1.png[/img]
*cough* 3D Sexvilla. Oh. How did that get there?
Wait, so it has you standing humping in the air? I'm so getting a Kinect just for this.
You'd look like a massive tool playing this.
The hands clip through the right tit?
need moar video, there was a tech demo on the website but it got removed. :(
To be fair it was only a matter of time. First there were those "implements" for the Wii, and now this. I guess cybersex is becoming a bit more real with every passing innovation. I wonder what the next jump forward will bring? Also, does it have any multiplayer features planned? I suppose not, it'd be a great big sausage fest anyways.
Finally a reason!
[QUOTE=Andokool12;26756179]You'd look like a massive tool playing this.[/QUOTE] You look like a massive tool just by playing this kinect bullshit anyway.
[QUOTE=Andokool12;26756179]You'd look like a massive tool playing this.[/QUOTE] You look like a massive tool when you wank, did that ever stop anyone? No...
I'm afraid, what if the hand movements for me wanking translate to me punching her in the face on screen?
[QUOTE=GummyPanties;26756028]*cough* 3D Sexvilla.[/QUOTE] 3D Sex Villa 2 actually.
I'd have to set my online status to "hidden" or "appear offline" if I ever played this game what would my friends think, seeing that I'm playing Kinect Sex?
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