[url]http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6821188/morgan-freeman-narrates-50-shades-of-grey[/url]
I can't get video to work, anyone lend a hand?
only certain video can work in the media tag.
is this the same person who did the duke nukem?
holy shit thats the best thing ive ever heard
EDIT: youtube video [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5rUqNP40wY[/URL]
you cant embed collegehumor videos here
I lost it at the first sentence. Is this really in the book?
[QUOTE=99$-Plate;37565910]I lost it at the first sentence. Is this really in the book?[/QUOTE]
It originally was, and I swear this is true, a Twilight fanfic.
A cat is fine too
The most awesome thing is, this isn't really Morgan Freeman.
"Inserting an egg timer into my stench trench got me surging flange custard faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. By now, my clearing in the woods was frothing like a leaky tap. The unrelenting orgasms from his bald avenger plowing my Quimcy, M.E. made me come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. After having my oyster ditch fucked, he then proceeded to plow my poop chute. The pounding makes me spray my spaff all over his meaty member."
Good ol generator [url]http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/[/url]
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