• Marc the watermelon plant (harvest edition thread)
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[b]The great harvest of Marc[/b] thread music: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN7dpm-kbbQ [/media] for any questions, refer to the original thread- [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=730612[/url] As of fifteen minutes ago, I have cut the ties between Marc and his watermelon offspring. This means, that I have just successfully harvested my first watermelon. This is the last time you will be seeing Marc, as he must be removed when the lawn mower guys come in three days. The watermelon weighs ten pounds total, which is actually quite a lot for a home-grown watermelon. I have decided to name my watermelon Garry, as they are quite similar in many weighs *ways. Garry, and my watermelon, are both quite large, and they are both contributing members of our society, always looking to help someone out in need. Tomorrow, the watermelon shall be cut and served to myself and a fellow fper. Now here are a few pictures of the notorious Garry; [img]http://i28.tinypic.com/6p2550.jpg[/img] [img]http://i25.tinypic.com/10ft3ea.jpg[/img] [img]http://i28.tinypic.com/2zpmtqs.jpg[/img] and finally guys, I just want you to give a round of applause to the man of the hour, the one who gave me this watermelon that I so graciously have. marc. [img]http://i28.tinypic.com/f0rj91.jpg[/img] he's older now, and things are different. he looks at the world in a different way, happy to have seen what he has in his life. I can only hope that in my future garden endeavors, i will have another plant that is half the friend marc was to me.
I remember this! I missed marc.
<3 marc. He grew up so fast. :v:
I hope Garry tastes good.
[QUOTE=TropicalV2;17326885][b]The great harvest of Marc[/b] thread music: for any questions, refer to the original thread- [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=730612[/url] As of fifteen minutes ago, I have cut the ties between Marc and his watermelon offspring. This means, that I have just successfully harvested my first watermelon. This is the last time you will be seeing Marc, as he must be removed when the lawn mower guys come in three days. The watermelon weighs ten pounds total, which is actually quite a lot for a home-grown watermelon. I have decided to name my watermelon Garry, as they are quite similar in many weighs *ways. Garry, and my watermelon, are both quite large, and they are both contributing members of our society, always looking to help someone out in need. Tomorrow, the watermelon shall be cut and served to myself and a fellow fper, pictures will be provided of the feast. Now here are a few pictures of the notorious Garry; and finally guys, I just want you to give a round of applause to the man of the hour, the one who gave me this watermelon that I so graciously have. marc. he's older now, and things are different. he looks at the world in a different way, happy to have seen what he has in his life. I can only hope that in my future garden endeavors, i will have another fruit that is half the friend marc was to me.[/QUOTE] I'm gonna miss him :frown:
He must have hit watermelon-puberty. He has a penis.
I always wondered why they have that little stub, the commercially grown ones must either have it snipped or they grow them in bags like in japan, heh, my friend bought a box watermelon when he went over, cos him like 7 pounds.
[QUOTE=Legend286;17326995]I always wondered why they have that little stub, the commercially grown ones must either have it snipped.[/QUOTE] Watermelon circumcision. Some argue that watermelon circumcision causes the watermelon to recieve less pleasure from being eaten, others say it is a useless part of the watermelon and it is easier to clean this way.
[QUOTE=Victor Leferve;17327061]Watermelon circumcision. Some argue that watermelon circumcision causes the watermelon to recieve less pleasure from being eaten, others say it is a useless part of the watermelon andit is easier to clean this way.[/QUOTE] you're a comedic genious. unrelated, me sulking over how fast marc grew. [img]http://i30.tinypic.com/1zr1kx1.jpg[/img]
Marc buddy, You grew up fast I'm going to miss you as you will be sacrificed tomorrow.:chef:
Marc is a pimp
Obviously you must now seed the land with the... seeds. Of Garry. New watermelon plant, plz.
Yes, let Garry be the source of a new Marc.
that's a small watermelon
make marcs children grow inside a box so you can have square melons
Marc was a good watermelon plant.. He was always cheerfull in the darkest of times.. He shall be missed. Now let us bow our heads in a minute of silence..
I would like Square Garry.
[QUOTE=ramblingoxen;17327645]make marcs children grow inside a box so you can have square melons[/QUOTE] Name them harmless companion melons. Not even kidding
aww marc is all grown up now :3
Hah i remember this! congrats he looks nourished (O.o)
He's got a handle.
I don't see the big deal we grow like 10 watermelons in the garden every year... (PS home grown stuff is WAAY better than store bought.)
Marc will always be remembered
[QUOTE=Figgis Fiddis;17326920]I hope Garry tastes good.[/QUOTE] :q: [i]I'll bet he does![/i]
[QUOTE=Victor Leferve;17326924]He must have hit watermelon-puberty. He has a penis.[/QUOTE] No he didn't, his balls haven't dropped yet. Oh, and <3 Marc 100%! Marc for president! [editline]08:27PM[/editline] Sweet, first page! Hope Garry turns out as good as Marc did.
Marc has a small dick
[QUOTE=ramblingoxen;17327645]make marcs children grow inside a box so you can have square melons[/QUOTE] and sell it to the Japanese for $15 per
Replant Marc with Garry's seed. :q:
...a..melon.. am i missing something?
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17328648]...a..melon.. am i missing something?[/QUOTE] you're a girl, you just wouldn't understand the sacred bond between a man and his watermelon
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