North Korea executes 5 senior security officials - Polidicks

[url]https://www.yahoo.com/news/seoul-says-north-korea-executes-5-senior-security-084003066.html[/url] [quote]SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea executed five senior security officials with anti-aircraft guns because they made false reports that "enraged" leader Kim Jong Un, South Korea's spy agency said Monday. The comments by the National Intelligence Service in a private briefing to lawmakers come as Malaysia investigates the poisoning death of Kim's estranged elder half brother, Kim Jong Nam. That investigation is still going on, but South Korea says it believes Kim Jong Un ordered the assassination, which took place Feb. 13 at Kuala Lumpur's airport.[/quote] [url]https://www.yahoo.com/news/seoul-says-north-korea-executes-5-senior-security-084003066.html[/url]

Watch them turn up 6 months later in Malaysia or something, lol.

"executed [...] with anti-aircraft guns" Fuck me that's a bit excessive

"with anti-aircraft guns" What the fuck is with North Korea.

[QUOTE=Dolton;51882556]"with anti-aircraft guns" What the fuck is with North Korea.[/QUOTE] There were news articles a few years back about North Korean Officers being executed with flamethrowers and others as part of mortar target practice.

[QUOTE=ReligiousNutjob;51882596]There were news articles a few years back about North Korean Officers being executed with flamethrowers and others as part of mortar target practice.[/QUOTE] God damn that is unreal.

[QUOTE=ReligiousNutjob;51882596]There were news articles a few years back about North Korean Officers being executed with flamethrowers and others as part of mortar target practice.[/QUOTE] I'd rather pick execution by AA gun, most of them are such large calibers that your head explodes with one shot and you wouldn't feel anything else (there's a liveleak vid of this happening in the middle east). Flamethrowers and mortars are basically torture and maim you instead of killing you outright.

The execution method is likely just propaganda. They probably just shot them with a gun.

[QUOTE=geel9;51882714]The execution method is likely just propaganda. They probably just shot them with a gun.[/QUOTE] imagine people who are not north korean falling for north korean propaganda but then again theres plenty of people today who still fall for nazi propaganda

Next, a North Korean senior official executed with a nuclear warhead.

this place is just so ass backwards it genuinely isn't funny anymore.

[QUOTE=Chaitin;51882774]Next, a North Korean senior official executed with a nuclear warhead.[/QUOTE] At least you'd have the distinct honor of "loool it took a whole nuke to kill me"

[QUOTE=geel9;51882714]The execution method is likely just propaganda. They probably just shot them with a gun.[/QUOTE] haven't there been reports of north korean officials being "executed" and then turning up in a different position under a different name

[QUOTE=TheHydra;51883384]haven't there been reports of north korean officials being "executed" and then turning up in a different position under a different name[/QUOTE] This is probably why they claim to kill them with such crazy methods. If you make people focus on debunking your [i]method[/i] of execution, they won't question whether you [i]actually performed an execution.[/i]

I wonder if those "false" reports were actually legit and proof of an inconvenient truth for the regime. That kind of dictatorial crackdown on scientific research and contradictory data could only happen in shitholes like North Korea.