• Donald Trump’s ‘Major’ News Now Twitter Laughingstock
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[t]http://www.battleagainstbald.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/10/hair404a_677734n.jpg[/t] [URL]http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/10/donald-trumps-major-news-now-twitter-laughingstock/[/URL] [quote][B]Donald Trump today pledged $5 million to a charity of President Obama’s choice, provided the president makes public his college applications and transcripts and releases his passport history,[/B] a far cry from the October-surprise bombshell Trump had promised. Calling the offer a [B]“major announcement,”[/B] Trump released a video via Twitter at noon to much ballyhoo, and his online followers grew by the hundreds in the moments before the video was released. “I have a deal for the president,” Trump said. [B]“If Barack Obama opens up and gives his college records and applications, and passport application and records, I will give to a charity of his choice, a check immediately for $5 million.”[/B] Trump, the New York billionaire real estate developer whose knack for self-promotion and showmanship have landed him a reality-television show, has needled the president in the past, calling him the “the worst president ever” and briefly threatening to run against him. Trump took credit last year when Obama was forced to release his birth certificate, laying to rest a long-simmering rumor that the president was not born in the United States. “I’m very honored to have got him to release his long-form birth certificate, or whatever it may be,” Trump said in the video. Since the release of the birth certificate in April 2011, Trump has called on the president to release other personal documents, including his college transcripts. “President Obama is the least transparent president in the history of this country,” Trump said. “We know very little about this president.” A frequently disproven conspiracy theory has dogged Obama since his 2008 election, that he has not been forthcoming about his past in an effort to cover up shady details about his biography, including his place of birth. See how Twitter users reacted to Trump’s announcement [URL="http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/fullpage/donald-trump-twitter-laughingstock-17554385"]HERE[/URL][/quote] Here's his "big announcement": [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgOq9pBkY0I[/media] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/b8Pus.jpg[/IMG]
I guess the only stocks he'll be raising are laughing stocks. This isn't surprising, really. Has anyone actually taken him seriously since he claimed to be running for presidency?
[QUOTE]Trump, the New York billionaire real estate developer whose knack for self-promotion and showmanship have landed him a reality-television show, has needled the president in the past, calling him the “the worst president ever” [B]and briefly threatening to run against him.[/B][/QUOTE] I find it hilarious that a man with hair that fucking ridiculous could ever get taken seriously as a presidential candidate
Well one charity is going to be very happy
The Onion is on the case! They've now interviewed Trump himself about the announcement: [h2]Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man[/h2] [URL]http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-announces-hes-a-very-sad-man,30077/[/URL] [IMG]http://o.onionstatic.com/images/18/18520/16x9/635.jpg?9892[/IMG] [quote]NEW YORK—In a blockbuster announcement today, Donald Trump announced that he is a very sad man who has nothing to live for other than drawing attention to himself. "I'm a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life," said Trump, adding that he lives an empty existence, and that he is nothing more than a corporate shill, as well as a failed husband, father, and human being. "I am the piece of shit you stepped in on your way to work. I am the vomit that hurls out of your mouth when you are sick. I want to kill myself very badly. Thank you." Trump then slit his throat from ear to ear.[/quote]
The Onion is getting pretty dark
Why can't he just stick to firing people on TV
[QUOTE=Thom12255;38167718]The Onion is getting pretty dark[/QUOTE] Wish it was true though. What a scumbag, guilt-tripping the president, really? That's your news. What a piece of absolute shit.
Donald Trump only really has The Apprentice going for him now.
[quote]“President Obama is the least transparent president in the history of this country,” Trump said. “We know very little about this president.” [/quote] Yeah, so? If he's doing a good job, I really don't see why you should dig in his private life.
[QUOTE=rilez;38167556][t]http://www.battleagainstbald.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/10/hair404a_677734n.jpg[/t] [/QUOTE] Jimmies were rustled today. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme reply" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Cone;38167602]I find it hilarious that a man with hair that fucking ridiculous could ever get taken seriously as a presidential candidate[/QUOTE] Boris Johnson is mayor of London..
Dude, Obama, do it. Totally do it. Kill two birds with one stone, humiliate Trump and make him look like a pussy by actually doing it while getting a charity 5 million dollars. 5 million bucks to make Trump look like an asshole. YOU ARE BEING PAID, HELPING OUT THOUSANDS, MAKING MILLIONS LAUGH, AND MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE WHO HATES THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.
Mr. Trump.... Just stop... You're just making yourself look like a bigger fool than you already are.
Its scary that such a crazy guy got so rich.
Trump may be loaded, but he is morally bankrupt.
[QUOTE=The Baconator;38168565]Trump may be loaded, but he is morally bankrupt.[/QUOTE]He has also been financially bankrupt before as well.
I've just realised, he looks like the brother of Boris Johnson; albeit about 500% less lovable.
WELP, that's a free $5 million to any charity Obama supports!
Trump needs to realize that he carries virtually no political weight. Just because you tried to run for president and offer donations to big political names does absolutely nothing.
[QUOTE=The Baconator;38168565]Trump may be loaded, but he is morally bankrupt.[/QUOTE] He's definitely "loaded" with a lot more than money, I'll give him that.
[quote] “President Obama is the least transparent president in the history of this country,” Trump said. “We know very little about this president. [/quote] Compared to, say, Romney?
[QUOTE=legolover122;38169354]Compared to, say, Romney?[/QUOTE] Romney isn't president.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;38169407]Romney isn't president.[/QUOTE] Shit. Read it wrong. Thought the sentence, seeing as it was said during election, was sort of comparing the two.
Who does this guy think he is
[QUOTE=NeonpieDFTBA;38168301]Boris Johnson is mayor of London..[/QUOTE] Boris Johnson would make a better president
"Obama's so black you can't see through him"
BREAKING NEWS: Twitter is still news, for some reason
[QUOTE=Thom12255;38167718]The Onion is getting pretty dark[/QUOTE] Getting?
[QUOTE=Zethereal;38169607]Boris Johnson would make a better president[/QUOTE] He was born in New York He is eligible for president
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