Burger King Israel is giving away sex toys with a meal on Valentine's day - Polidicks

[URL="http://www.adweek.com/creativity/burger-king-offers-an-adults-only-valentines-day-meal-with-a-different-kind-of-toy-inside/"]http://www.adweek.com/creativity/burger-king-offers-an-adults-only-valentines-day-meal-with-a-different-kind-of-toy-inside/[/URL] [QUOTE]Fast-food chains have done a lot of goofy things for Valentine’s Day over the years, including, most famously, the candlelight dinners at White Castle. But Burger King Israel is taking things to an awkward new level—with a very happy Valentine’s Day meal for adults only. The meal comes with: 2 Whoppers 2 packs of french fries 2 beers A romantic ADULT TOY inside (emphasis BK’s) “Kids have got their ‘Kid’s Meal.’ But what about grownups? Adults? Shouldn’t they have their own meal too? At least on Valentine’s?” the chain asks.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;5TgNEwe1gdw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TgNEwe1gdw&feature=youtu.be[/video]

Those are tame sex toys

This israeli not something I'd expect from Israel. I've always thought Israel was relatively conservative

just curious, what the fuck is the wisk thing and why would anyone use a sex toy they got in a happy meal

Lol, a head scratcher, a blindfold, and a fluffer? And I'm guessing the beers are 4.5% light as fuck piss, nice try BK, we'll steer clear of your burnt ass patties. And who the fuck goes to BK on valentine's day? My girl and I hate the implications behind the holiday but good god, talk about taking advantage of any advertisement opportunity possible.

[QUOTE=Kyle902;51819777]This israeli not something I'd expect from Israel. I've always thought Israel was relatively conservative[/QUOTE] nah, israel is actually pretty liberal. Tel Aviv is actually the best city for LGBT people from what i've heard.

I was expecting a fleshlight

[QUOTE=Sableye;51819780]just curious, what the fuck is the wisk thing[/QUOTE] [URL="https://www.amazon.com/Scalp-Massager-Body-Back-Company/dp/B001IHXFQK?th=1"]scalp massager[/URL]

Source seems to go to an SNL thing

i was half expecting a dildo. anyone else?

[QUOTE=butters757;51819788][URL="https://www.amazon.com/Scalp-Massager-Body-Back-Company/dp/B001IHXFQK?th=1"]scalp massager[/URL][/QUOTE] I'm trying to imagine how you might use this for sex and i'm completely at a loss.

[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;51819790]Source seems to go to an SNL thing[/QUOTE] fixed, sorry

[QUOTE=Mattk50;51819803]I'm trying to imagine how you might use this for sex and i'm completely at a loss.[/QUOTE] Clearly you insert it into your ass and then use it to scratch your partners head with it.

[QUOTE=duckmaster;51819816]Clearly you insert it into your ass and then use it to scratch your partners head with it.[/QUOTE] laughing too hard at this what the fuck man

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[quote]2 Whoppers 2 packs of french fries [B]2 beers[/B] A romantic ADULT TOY inside (emphasis BK’s)[/quote] In case everything else fails, they pack a Plan B.

Jokes aside how the hell is a scalp massager adult or romantic? like I get the other things but as far as I know scalp massagers are just a sensory thing that relieves stress.

[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;51819839]Jokes aside how the hell is a scalp massager adult or romantic? like I get the other things but as far as I know scalp massagers are just a sensory thing that relieves stress.[/QUOTE] You can use the handle! :sex101:

The beers just raise more questions than answers. Are the beers from some other company or are they made by Burger King themselves? If it's from another company why didn't they specify the company? If it's BK special, then what does it taste like, and why is it only being sold in Israel? Is it lager, or some fancy shit for valentines? Why would Burger King make beer? Hell why would Burger King sell beer? that's the last place I'd think of to get beer.

[QUOTE=nAXiom090;51819798]i was half expecting a dildo. anyone else?[/QUOTE] Shoulda included a dildo with a plastic sculpt of the King's head on it.

[QUOTE=Sableye;51819780]just curious, what the fuck is the wisk thing and why would anyone use a sex toy they got in a happy meal[/QUOTE] thats the ORGASMOTRON

[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;51819839]Jokes aside how the hell is a scalp massager adult or romantic? like I get the other things but as far as I know scalp massagers are just a sensory thing that relieves stress.[/QUOTE] You twiddle it around on your dick and you nut within a minute.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;51819891]Shoulda included a dildo with a plastic sculpt of the King's head on it.[/QUOTE] give it the king's head on both ends and call it the double pounder

I'm pretty sure that if you used a scalp massager on your partner, you just provided the greatest sensation in the known universe.

[QUOTE=Sableye;51819780]just curious, what the fuck is the wisk thing and why would anyone use a sex toy they got in a happy meal[/QUOTE] whisks are for stirring up shit, so by that logic using that object as a whisk should ruin your valentine's day with startling efficiency

[QUOTE=Sableye;51819780]just curious, what the fuck is the wisk thing and why would anyone use a sex toy they got in a happy meal[/QUOTE] 'Happy' meal. The jokes write themselves.

more like bugger king

[QUOTE=butters757;51819788][URL="https://www.amazon.com/Scalp-Massager-Body-Back-Company/dp/B001IHXFQK?th=1"]scalp massager[/URL][/QUOTE] Like abcpea said,these things used to bemarketed here as "[URL="http://www.orgasmatron.com.au/"]orgasmatrons[/URL]" for some reason way back.

[QUOTE=ScumBunny;51820127]Like abcpea said,these things used to bemarketed here as "[URL="http://www.orgasmatron.com.au/"]orgasmatrons[/URL]" for some reason way back.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8Lz4JZ1.png[/IMG] [I]might[/I] have named their product better if they endorse its use on minors

[QUOTE=Svinnik;51819785]nah, israel is actually pretty liberal. Tel Aviv is actually the best city for LGBT people from what i've heard.[/QUOTE] Yeah you could say their pinkwashing is on point by now.