It uses Hi-tech text recognition, it has billions of different answers like "LOL!".
It's still updated every second with new stuff like a white background and text!
[IMG]http://cdn.solidfiles.net/i/a4P5.png[/IMG]
[URL="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/f310f2de580e6a151a20e630d4caea92"]TRY IT HERE![/URL]
Based on real chatlogs with djy. [100% realistic chat simulator]
[B]Chat Logs:[/B]
The EiE: <Gigantic text>
Djy1991: LOL WOW
// This is a joke, btw. Djy1991 had a good reason to say "lol wow" since he was busy and also funnily surprised towards my post,
Djy's offical response:
[QUOTE]
The EiE: <link>
Djy1991: LOOLOLOL
Djy1991: Get awaaay I was busy lollol
[/QUOTE]*Update with new responses for more intresting conversations.
[QUOTE]You: Hi David!!!
Djy1991: OH MAN ITS YOU!
You: Yay, you remember me!
Djy1991: I LOVE YOU MAN!
You: I LOVE YOU TOO MAN!
Djy1991: <3
You: <3
Djy1991: AWW MAN![/QUOTE]
Ha, this is amazing.
[quote]
You: Your mother is a whore.
Djy1991: OH COOL!
You: No its not she sucked my big black dick.
Djy1991: LOL COOL!
You: You're a huge faggot who deserves to die. Nice videoes btw.
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: Wat
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: Watr
Djy1991: LOL!
You: Wat
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: ?!
Djy1991: WOW COOL!
You: Why was that question mark weird?
Djy1991: OH COOL!
You: As with that one.
Djy1991: COOL LOL!
You: ..
Djy1991: COOL LOL!
You: I have been succesfully trolled by a bot.
Djy1991: LOL COOL!
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Djy1991: OH LOL![/quote]
Chatlogs with it.
[QUOTE]You: WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND
Djy1991: COOL LOL!
You: HOLY SHIT AWESOME
Djy1991: OH COOL!
You: YES
Djy1991: OH LOL!
You: LOL
Djy1991: LOL WOW!
You: WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON
[/QUOTE]
Oh wow
[code]DJY1991 CHAT SIMULATOR 1.1
You: OH COOL
Djy1991: OH LOL!
You: NO WAY
Djy1991: COOL LOL!
You: OH LOL
Djy1991: LOL COOL!
You: I LOLD
Djy1991: OH COOL!
You: COOLIO
Djy1991: WOW COOL!
You: AWESOME
Djy1991: OH LOL![/code]
We'd make a perfect couple.
[QUOTE]You: Did you know that using capslock can kill you?
Djy1991: OH COOL!
You: It is true. You should really be careful with that caps lock button
Djy1991: LOL COOL!
You: I mean it
Djy1991: OH LOL!
You: REALLY
Djy1991: OH COOL!
You: SHIT! Look what you made me do!!!
Djy1991: OH COOL!
You: If thats the way you want it...
Djy1991: WOW COOL![/QUOTE]
Wow cool
[QUOTE]DJY1991 CHAT SIMULATOR 1.1
You: Hey DJY.
Djy1991: WOW LOL!
You: uh
Djy1991: OH LOL!
You: now wait a sec
Djy1991: LOL!
You: hey
Djy1991: LOL WOW!
You: i'm trying to
Djy1991: OH LOL!
You: okay hang on
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: wait a second what
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: oh, that's what i thought you said
Djy1991: WOW LOL!
You: yeah i know
Djy1991: OH WOW!
You: okay really that's annoying
Djy1991: LOL WOW!
You: stop that
Djy1991: WOW LOL!
You: no
Djy1991: WOW COOL!
You: NO
Djy1991: LOL COOL!
You: SHUT UP
Djy1991: WOW COOL!
You: SHUT UP DAMN YOU
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: NOOOOO
Djy1991: LOL WOW!
You: STOP IT
Djy1991: OH WOW!
You: STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
Djy1991: OH COOL!
You: CUT IT OUT
Djy1991: OH WOW!
You: NO MORE
Djy1991: LOL!
You: FUUUUUUU[/QUOTE]
[B]Updated version![/B]
Design update!
Fixed multiline!
New responses!
its just like him
[QUOTE]You: So I heard you got updated
Djy1991: LOL WOW!
You: So, what is new?
Djy1991: LOL COOL!
You: Stop saying that and tell me!
Djy1991: WOW!
You: I understand, the update is cool, but really, what is new?
Djy1991: COOL!
You: Come on, just tell me!
Djy1991: COOL LOL!
You: TELL ME GOD DAMMIT!
Djy1991: LOL WOW!
You: I AM GOING TO BURN THE SERVER UNLESS YOU TELL ME
Djy1991: LOL!
You: You may laugh now, but not for much longer
Djy1991: LOL COOL!
You: There is no difference, is it?
Djy1991: COOL LOL!
You: I'll just go cry in the corner
Djy1991: lolololol![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Visage;21355905]The holocaust[/QUOTE]
i lold
[quote]You: hi
Djy1991: AWESOME MAN!
You: no
Djy1991: YEAH!
You: shut up
Djy1991: COOL LOL!
You: stfu
Djy1991: GOD DAMN YEAH!
You: shut
Djy1991: LOL!
You: the
Djy1991: Get awaaay I was busy lollol!
You: fuck
Djy1991: NAW MAN COOL!
You: up
Djy1991: YEAH![/quote]
nice man
It's... it's.... beautiful.
Goddammit I laughed.
wow, this is damn near every chat I've had with someone aged 13-16
[quote]
You: Hey faggot
Djy1991: Get awaaay I was busy lollol!
You: No youre not
Djy1991: COOL!
You: I'm going to fuck you really really hard
Djy1991: LOL WOW!
You: Damn right you giggle
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: OH YEAH THERE WILL BE PENIS
Djy1991: LOL COOL!
You: Yea.... I'm going to fuck you so hard...
Djy1991: YEAH!
[/quote]
Took me five fucking seconds to get it to suck my dick.
[B]New update![/B]
4 new responses!
Crazy background random event.
Random title name!
You: act fucking normal!
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: NO PENIS!
Djy1991: WOW COOL!
You: NO GOD DAMN PENIS!
Djy1991: COOL LOL!
You: NOT COOL
Djy1991: I LOVE YOU MAN!
You: WHAT!?
Djy1991: WOW LOL!
You: YOU GAY
Djy1991: LOL COOL!
You: NOT COOL
Djy1991: OH COOL!
You: NOOO
Djy1991: NAW MAN COOL!
What just happened?
[quote]
You: SUP HOE
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: YOU WANT PENIS
Djy1991: WOW COOL!
You: THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER!
Djy1991: OH YEAH MAAAAN!!!1
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND PENISES
Djy1991: OH LOL!
You: HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
Djy1991: YEAH!
[/quote]
[quote]
You: I love you.
Djy1991: COOL LOL!
You: D:
Djy1991: SOO AWESOME!
You: I'm choking on your dick.
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: That was fitting.
Djy1991: I LOVE YOU MAN!
You: YAT!
Djy1991: OH COOL!
You: IKNORITE
Djy1991: NAW MAN COOL!
You: Please fuck me up the ass.
Djy1991: YEAH!
You: :D
Djy1991: WOW COOL!
You: I know, it feels good.
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: What?
Djy1991: WOW COOL!
You: Yeah it feels good.
Djy1991: AWESOME!
You: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Djy1991: GOD DAMN YEAH![/quote]
a Billion different responses, all with the words Cool and Wow in them.
Reminds me of this now when I think about it: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=922553[/url]
Not even realistic. He doesn't talk in caps all the time. Arsehat.
[QUOTE=LinuX;21357159]Not even realistic. He doesn't talk in caps all the time. Arsehat.[/QUOTE]
Did you even read the OP?
[QUOTE]Heaven & Djy1991! [v3.1]
You: Hurr
Djy1991: OH WOW!
You: Durr
Djy1991:lolololol!
You: Puppy
Djy1991: OH WOW!
You: I'm a puppy
Djy1991: WOW LOL!
You: Shut up
Djy1991: NAW MAN COOL!
(colorful lights)
You: What da hell was that?
Djy1991: WOW COOL!
You: STOP!
Djy1991: LOL COOL!
You: GHA!
Djy1991: AWESOME MAN!
You: You say LOL one more time and i'm gonna
Djy1991: Get awaaay I was busy lollol!
You: ...
Djy1991: WOW LOL!
You: FUUUUUUU
Djy1991: Get awaaay I was busy lollol!
You: I hate your penis
Djy1991: AWESOME!
You: ...
Djy1991: AWESOME!
You: ...
Djy1991: YEAH MAN!
You: Just. Shut. Up
Djy1991: AWW MAN!
You: Leave
Djy1991:lolololol!
You: GO
Djy1991: LOOLOLOL!
You: ...
Djy1991: LOL COOL!
You: DAMIT
Djy1991: SOO AWESOME!
You: SAY PENIS ALREADY
Djy1991: I LOVE YOU MAN!
You: THE WHOLE REASON I CAME HERE WAS FOR YOU TO SAY OH PENIS
Djy1991: YEAH!
You: SAY IT
Djy1991: AWESOME!
You: m
Djy1991: YEAH MAN!
You: k
Djy1991: COOL LOL!
You: a
Djy1991: AWESOME!
You: f
Djy1991: COOL LOL!
You: s
Djy1991: AWESOME MAN!
You: d
Djy1991: AWESOME MAN!
You: w
Djy1991: AWESOME MAN!
You: d
Djy1991: YEAH MAN!
You: a
Djy1991: OH LOL!
You: s
Djy1991: OH COOL!
You: d
Djy1991: COOL!
You: sd
Djy1991: I LOVE YOU MAN!
You: x
Djy1991: YEAH!
You: awx
Djy1991: WOW COOL!
You: d
Djy1991: AWESOME!
You: w
Djy1991: SOO AWESOME!
You: a
Djy1991: AWESOME MAN!
You: fw
Djy1991: SOO AWESOME!
You: a
Djy1991: OH YEAH MAAAAN!!!1
You: ef
Djy1991: OH COOL!
You: sdaf
Djy1991: AWESOME MAN!
You: s
Djy1991: LOL WOW!
You: df
Djy1991: LOL COOL!
You: sd
Djy1991: COOL!
You: f
Djy1991: WOW!
You: sdfdsfs
Djy1991: WOW COOL!
You: f
Djy1991: LOOLOLOL!
You: df
Djy1991: YEAH MAN!
You: sd
Djy1991: GOD DAMN YEAH!
You: f
Djy1991: AWESOME!
You: dfs
Djy1991: NAW MAN COOL!
You: f
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
(Colorful lights again)
You: FUCK YEA!
Djy1991: LOL WOW![/QUOTE]
[quote]Half-David: Ep 1991 [v3.1]
You: Hello
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: Penis?
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: Stop saying that
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: hnng
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: what is with your fixation with penis
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: why is the box flashing
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: stop saying penis
Djy1991: OH PENIS!
You: hnng
Djy1991: OH PENIS![/quote]
:saddowns:
[QUOTE=Cino33;21357030]*pic*
Inside joke[/QUOTE]
Try doing that again
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