Somewhere in the world, someone is probably masturbating to this.
What a shitty way to die.
and people call my fetish unnatural. well look here, can't get any more natural than this!!
If it can't run and another alligator comes along how vulnerable would the snake be after this?
The poor thing fought for his life, until the very end. [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smith.gif[/img]
I like how the snake looks like he's got this massive, dumb grin on his face the whole time.
"aw yiss i ain't gonna have to eat for a week after this mmm mmm love me some alligator"
Don't these snakes sometimes kill themselves because they eat stuff to large for them to take?
[QUOTE=FiveEyes;47770309]Don't these snakes sometimes kill themselves because they eat stuff to large for them to take?[/QUOTE]
pretty sure they sometimes abandon stuff that seems too big, but if they cant digest their huge kill fast enough (usually because of temperature), it will start rotting inside them, produce a lot of gas and cause them to split open.
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;47770307]I like how the snake looks like he's got this massive, dumb grin on his face the whole time.
"aw yiss i ain't gonna have to eat for a week after this mmm mmm love me some alligator"[/QUOTE]
Week? More like few months.
Isn't there a longer video where the snake splits open because it eats an alligator too big? i remember seeing a video of it somewhere ( shits fucking gross )
That didn't look like a pleasant experience for either party.
What if the alligator had a knife?
When the gator was like 3/4 inside him and started flailing around, I felt like I was going to be sick. I had just assumed he was dead by that point.
Eat like snake
is there a way i can talk to god so i can give him some suggestions on how this can be a more pleasant experience for both parties
[QUOTE=kweh;47772854]What if the alligator had a knife?[/QUOTE]
What's not documented is the Alligator ripping out the snake with a knife, then doing a blood curdling scream in victory.
alligator: "DELETE THIS!"
python: "hello?"
The damn snake looks so smug in the last scene as well. Though I guess I would be smug as well if I swallowed an alligator whole.
Keep in mind that if this fucking thing can swallow a whole alligator it could swallow a whole human if it really wanted to
All because alligators have almost zero power for opening thier jaws. It's sad when you really think about it that way.
[QUOTE=avon43;47775106]Keep in mind that if this fucking thing can swallow a whole alligator it could swallow a whole human if it really wanted to[/QUOTE]
A full-size adult, I don't think so.
A 7-year-old...
What a shame.
He was a good alligator.
What a rotten way to die.
So much for being an apex-predator
[QUOTE=MechaKat;47778113]So much for being an apex-predator[/QUOTE]
Killed by Godzilla's condom :v:
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;47770307]I like how the snake looks like he's got this massive, dumb grin on his face the whole time.
"aw yiss i ain't gonna have to eat for a week after this mmm mmm love me some alligator"[/QUOTE]
"Fuckin fine ass gator"
"Forgive me padre for I have sinned!"
Terrible way to die, but a snake's gotta eat too...
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;47772873]When the gator was like 3/4 inside him and started flailing around, I felt like I was going to be sick. I had just assumed he was dead by that point.[/QUOTE]
Makes sense when you think about it. It's an animal that can put itself into a borderline coma and hold it's breath for a long ass time.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OV7Tbzj.jpg[/IMG]
that's what i call a food chain
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