Report Finds Troubling Rise In Teen Uranium Enrichment

[furbrain]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED3qoGEiWcU[/media]

"At first, I thought he was just separating U-238 isotopes to develop a nuclear energy program or something, but you can't be too careful nowadays you know?"

Good ol' ONN

[Computermaster]

I was about to be confused as fuck until I saw it was The Onion.

[gt118]

wait, this isnt real?

[Computermaster]

It's as real as your penis.

[Archy]

[QUOTE=Forumaster;28096921]It's as real as your penis.[/QUOTE]

then we should start panicking

[Sillypiggy]

[QUOTE=Archy;28097022]then we should start panicking[/QUOTE]

Dont you think your [B]exaggerating[/B] the threat a bit. I mean teens getting into nuclear physics [B]isn't that big[/B] of a deal. me and my friends do it every now and then and there is no harm in it.

[Wafflemaster]

Saw it coming.

[Hardpoint Nomad]

It's that darned Chernobyl I tell you what.

[Barrowsx]

Oh god, the centrifuge.

"Hmm... How long has this been here?"