Tomb Raider: overused spike impalement animation and voice actors failing to scream louder than medium tone
Why the hell do they want to penetrate her so much?
You don't have a wife for all your beating needs? Play Tomb Raider while you wait!
[QUOTE=kidkiller745;39885892]Why the hell do they want to penetrate her so much?[/QUOTE]
speaking of that, yeah, I know people are praising the whole "realistic woman" physique they have in this game, but the camera angle is 80% ass 15% tits and 5% neutral.
[QUOTE=lifehole;39885913]speaking of that, yeah, I know people are praising the whole "realistic woman" physique they have in this game, but the camera angle is 80% ass 15% tits and 5% neutral.[/QUOTE]
i think you guys are just making a big deal out of nothing, how is camera supposed to capture a character? front? then you can't see anything in front of you
it's because it's good old lara people are going omg this camera is behind her they absolutely wanted to show her ass!!
[QUOTE=lifehole;39885913]speaking of that, yeah, I know people are praising the whole "realistic woman" physique they have in this game, but the camera angle is 80% ass 15% tits and 5% neutral.[/QUOTE]
She pretty much has a perfect body. Not using the double-d blonde bimbo woman in skimpy clothes is not equal to using "realistic woman physique".
[QUOTE=Killuah;39886019]She pretty much has a perfect body. Not using the double-d blonde bimbo woman in skimpy clothes is not equal to using "realistic woman physique".[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, I know, I wasn't saying that she's what most women realistically are, but just that the general opinion is that she's a more "feminist" or "woma(e)n friendly" character now that she's got smaller tits and more clothing.
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[QUOTE=Nelth;39886011]i think you guys are just making a big deal out of nothing, how is camera supposed to capture a character? front? then you can't see anything in front of you
it's because it's good old lara people are going omg this camera is behind her they absolutely wanted to show her ass!![/QUOTE]
Uhm, but even during cutscenes and certain camera constricting gameplay sequences it has biased camera angles not towards her back, but towards her butt.
Anyways, that and the fact she is wearing pretty skintight, er, cargo pants? And a tanktop.
i was surprised because it was actually a fun game
[QUOTE=lifehole;39886086]Oh yeah, I know, I wasn't saying that she's what most women realistically are, but just that the general opinion is that she's a more "feminist" or "woma(e)n friendly" character now that she's got smaller tits and more clothing.
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Uhm, but even during cutscenes and certain camera constricting gameplay sequences it has biased camera angles not towards her back, but towards her butt.
Anyways, that and the fact she is wearing pretty skintight, er, cargo pants? And a tanktop.[/QUOTE]
Stop bitching about so small things.
[QUOTE=thisispain;39886118]i was surprised because it was actually a fun game[/QUOTE]
I have to disagree, I closed the game after like 10-15 minutes.
The controls were so stiff for PC. And I found out later Crystal Dynamics didn't even do the PC version, they hired some other company to make it work for PC.
And imo they did a pretty shitty job.
Just my 5 cents.
EDIT: Just to make things clear, I probably would've loved it if they made a better PC version. But like I mentioned, the shitty job they did on it just killed it for me.
[QUOTE=P1raten;39886178]I have to disagree, I closed the game after like 10-15 minutes.
The controls were so stiff for PC. And I found out later Crystal Dynamics didn't even do the PC version, they hired some other company to make it work for PC.
And imo they did a pretty shitty job.
Just my 5 cents.[/QUOTE]
vintage boom raider fans like us know that its gamepad or nothing
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[QUOTE=P1raten;39886178]
EDIT: Just to make things clear, I probably would've loved it if they made a better PC version. But like I mentioned, the shitty job they did on it just killed it for me.[/QUOTE]
i dont really know what youre talking about, besides like the keyboard controls being terrible which would be true for any platformer i dont really see what the shitty job was
unless you mean tressfx but that was a joke i think
[QUOTE=lifehole;39886086]Uhm, but even during cutscenes and certain camera constricting gameplay sequences it has biased camera angles not towards her back, but towards her butt.
Anyways, that and the fact she is wearing pretty skintight, er, cargo pants? And a tanktop.[/QUOTE]
there were only a few scenes that the camera angle would be less weird but i didnt notice most of the time
the tank top and tight pants is cause old lara had it and so you can climb crawl and do other stuff freely, this isn't really anything new
and this lara was less sexualized, the older ones had a giant butt and huge tits this one looks more normal
what bothers me how characters this times can survive anything without a problem, lara got thrown around like a dog and beat up a few times and she's like whatever
this applies to Farcry3 too, you get shot countless of times and stuff without problem
[QUOTE=thisispain;39886192]vintage boom raider fans like us know that its gamepad or nothing
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i dont really know what youre talking about, besides like the keyboard controls being terrible which would be true for any platformer i dont really see what the shitty job was
unless you mean tressfx but that was a joke i think[/QUOTE]
I've played other games that are basically console ports, but they were bearable. I just thought that this was not.
[QUOTE=P1raten;39886279]I've played other games that are basically console ports, but they were bearable. I just thought that this was [b]hot[/b].[/QUOTE]
What I first read it as.
You monster.
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Also I too prefer the 'girl next door who raids tombs' to the blow up doll that shoots guns.
My God, she's so badass that she reacts to being impaled through the face about as much as she would if she stepped on some lego!
Some of them were cringy.
The part where she was impaled through the head and she doesn't understand the concept so she gropes at the pole.
Ouch.
[QUOTE=PrivRyan;39886416]Some of them were cringy.
The part where she was impaled through the head and she doesn't understand the concept so she gropes at the pole.
Ouch.[/QUOTE]
I laughed my ass of at that moment.
[QUOTE=PrivRyan;39886416]Some of them were cringy.
The part where she was impaled through the head and she doesn't understand the concept so she gropes at the pole.
Ouch.[/QUOTE]
They looked pretty realistic
Assuming you didn't die right away, you'd probably also panic and do the same
[QUOTE=-ZeeBo-;39886167]Stop bitching about so small things.[/QUOTE]
I'm not, I'm responding to an argument against my opinions..
I'm not saying the developers said "lol ok let's make it so she has an realistic bod but let's put the camera super close" I'm just saying I see a certain bias, nothing that's completely mindblowingly sexualized.
And yes, I realize that this lara is a lot less sexualized in physical appearance, I'm not denying that..
[QUOTE=thisispain;39886192]vintage boom raider fans like us know that its gamepad or nothing
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boom raider classic represent
this game kicks ass
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[QUOTE=P1raten;39886178]
The controls were so stiff for PC.[/QUOTE]
sometimes a controller is necessary. there's no better thing than a joystick for movement in platform, or basically third person games.
Those deaths are more gruesome than I though, especially when he gets impaled through the bottom of the face. But it sounds like she's screaming like "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" not "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I guess the Devs read some of those creepy Tomb Raider Fan Fictions that float around.
[QUOTE=lifehole;39886995]I'm not, I'm responding to an argument against my opinions..
I'm not saying the developers said "lol ok let's make it so she has an realistic bod but let's put the camera super close" I'm just saying I see a certain bias, nothing that's completely mindblowingly sexualized.
And yes, I realize that this lara is a lot less sexualized in physical appearance, I'm not denying that..[/QUOTE]
Sorry no one wants to raid tombs as a fat gross women with the camera angle at there neck.
speak for yourself you greaseball
Man that girl is slippery as fuck. Sliding all around the place at friction-less speeds
Reminds me of Dead Space.
Someone needs to make an Uncharted 3 version of this. He's falling through buildings and smashing into things every other second.
[QUOTE=Adamhully;39889521]Someone needs to make an Uncharted 3 version of this. He's falling through buildings and smashing into things every other second.[/QUOTE]
I would do that but considering how much that happens it would take too long :v:
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