North Korean founder Kim Il Sung had ordered doctors to make him live to 100; gave him blood transfu - Polidicks

[quote]Seoul (CNN) -- North Korea's revered founder, Kim Il Sung, ordered his doctors to find a way to make him live to 100, taking treatments to stay young that ranged from the bizarre to the sinister. Kim So-Yeon, his personal physician for many years before she defected to South Korea in 1992, led research at a "Longevity Center" set up to help in Kim's quest for a longer life. It didn't work -- [B]he died at 82[/B] -- but that's still far better than the average 64-year life expectancy for the country. The doctor's team devised many different ways to ensure a longer life. "We did a lot of research," says Kim. "But we only gave him the treatments he had chosen from our list of options." [B]One treatment the late leader favored in his later years, according to Kim, was blood transfusions from citizens in their twenties. Those who had been chosen for the honor of donating blood to the "Eternal President" were fed special nutritious food beforehand. "He wanted to rule as long as he could. I think he wanted to live a long life for his own satisfaction," says Kim.[/B] Another favorite, according to Kim, was watching young children do funny or cute things to make him laugh. The center decided happiness brings good health, so prescribed more laughter to the North Korean leader. Kim is seen smiling in many official photos.[/quote] [url]http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/20/world/asia/north-korea-kim-doctor/index.html?hpt=hp_t2[/url]

So now he's consuming the blood of the young? Jesus Christ as days go by this guy sounds more and more like a super-villain.

First it's Blood Lite, soon it'll be unearthing elditch horrors who offers artifacts to drain the very life essence of the first-born virgin child of each family as payment in trade for saving their own life and immunity to Cthulu. but in all seriousness, it sounds like the makings for some sort of Urban Fantasy vampire movie, with stuff like rumors, political ignorance and maybe a Ghostbuster or 2.

'Another favorite, according to Kim, was watching young children do funny or cute things to make him laugh.' north korean youtube

If he wanted to live longer he should have lost a few dozen kilos.

Reminds me a lot of the blood countess. Actually, hang on a sec [t]http://i.imgur.com/C93Danm.gif[/t] It all makes sense now.

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This sounds Like something from 40k THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

Well this is interesting, pretty sure folk are about to start human trials for this exact thing, and it looks really promising. It'll probably work to some degree, the only real debate is how well. [url]http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22329831.400-young-blood-to-be-used-in-ultimate-rejuvenation-trial.html[/url]

This Kim Il Sung , Kim Jong-Un's grandfather, for those not reading the OP properly.

Kim Jong-Il did this blood transfurion thing too unless I'm mistaken ? [editline]20th October 2014[/editline] Also does it even help? And.. Couldn't that lead to some serious problems? You gotta have the same blood types and all, right? [editline]20th October 2014[/editline] But hey, one baby step closer to Immortality, I guess.

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;46284397]Kim Jong-Il did this blood transfurion thing too unless I'm mistaken ? [editline]20th October 2014[/editline] Also does it even help? And.. Couldn't that lead to some serious problems? You gotta have the same blood types and all, right? [editline]20th October 2014[/editline] But hey, one baby step closer to Immortality, I guess.[/QUOTE] Blood types is basically a non-issue, it's literally safe as houses, it's just a blood transfusion and the actual procedure itself has solid founding.

[QUOTE]Kim So-Yeon[/QUOTE] Fitting

[QUOTE=Blind Lulu;46283989]Pretty impressive of him considering he's currently dead.[/QUOTE] Pretty standard for a vampire.

The only normal thing here was the "laughter is the best medicine" part, everything else is like medieval logic.

[QUOTE=Lachz0r;46283946]'Another favorite, according to Kim, was watching young children do funny or cute things to make him laugh.' north korean youtube[/QUOTE] Cat videos: endorsed by Kim Il Sung.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46285137]Cat videos: endorsed by Kim Il Sung.[/QUOTE] I see videos of cats playing on Swiss Cheese...

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;46284397]Kim Jong-Il did this blood transfurion thing too unless I'm mistaken ? [editline]20th October 2014[/editline] Also does it even help? And.. Couldn't that lead to some serious problems? You gotta have the same blood types and all, right? [editline]20th October 2014[/editline] But hey, one baby step closer to Immortality, I guess.[/QUOTE] Testing for blood types is something even the norks could handle.

[QUOTE=Blind Lulu;46283989]Pretty impressive of him considering he's currently dead.[/QUOTE] he is a vampire

Reminds me a bit of how the first emperor of China thought he could achieve immortality by taking mercury. I wouldn't be surprised if Kim Il-Sung had a breakdown like this in his final months (linked because timestamp at 1:21:45): [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMQzxjr8GqU&t=81m45s"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMQzxjr8GqU&t=81m45s[/URL]

[QUOTE=Limed00d;46283964]Reminds me a lot of the blood countess. Actually, hang on a sec [t]http://i.imgur.com/C93Danm.gif[/t] It all makes sense now.[/QUOTE] I'm going to have nightmares now :v:

[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;46285136]The only normal thing here was the "laughter is the best medicine" part, everything else is like medieval logic.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22329831.400-young-blood-to-be-used-in-ultimate-rejuvenation-trial.html#.VEVwHvnF93M[/url] Except for the part where it literally works.

Bioshock North Korea is looking good.

I heard Mao had virgins flown in from all over china due to the ancient chinese belief that fucking virgins makes you live forever. Or he liked tight pussy and poppin cherries.

so kim il sung was a literal blood sucking parasite on his people?

[QUOTE=proboardslol;46289792]I heard Mao had virgins flown in from all over china due to the ancient chinese belief that fucking virgins makes you live forever. Or he liked tight pussy and poppin cherries.[/QUOTE] I get the feeling it was probably more of the latter.

[QUOTE=proboardslol;46289792]I heard Mao had virgins flown in from all over china due to the ancient chinese belief that fucking virgins makes you live forever. Or he liked tight pussy and poppin cherries.[/QUOTE] [I]It's good to be the king[/I] :v: