[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk[/media]
:byodood:
and if I'm late it's because I can't search for it.
That's fucked up.
Especially if they actually show it on TV.
insert your penis into the egg :byodood:
That was not what i was expecting at all.
Oh god, what the fuck!?
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I want one.
Gimmie one.
I felt stupid the first time I saw that. I imagined that you put an egg into the casing and then put it in boiling water to make a boiled egg without the risk of it cracking on the pan.
:ohdear:
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What the fuck is this, is it a condom, is it a fleshlight?
Its a masturbation toy
This scares me, I literally thought it was an egg, I literally said "Cool" but then it started to look Japanese, Then it said "Put it on your penis" and then I was all like :saddowns:
[QUOTE=The mouse;22341584]What the fuck is this, is it a condom, is it a fleshlight?[/QUOTE]
[b]ELASTIC LIKE A CONDOM
[i]USABLE AS A FLESHLIGHT[/i][/b]
Buy-Now!
This has to be one of the more fucked up inventions of mankind. Right after the "Sex-in-a-can" line of Fleshlights.
I thought it was some sort of already peeled hard boiled egg until they talked about adding the lubrication then I went all :byodood: as they demonstrated inserting the "penis".
I thought it was an egg container, then it said
[I]Now take the lubricant, and pour it into the egg, and around the entrance[/I]
So I was like, okay, does this make it taste nicer? Then:
[I]Insert your penis into the egg
[/I]
:byodood:
Hahaha, I like how it blatantly says "Put your penis in the egg and move it up and down."
I'm gonna buy a bunch of these and give them out as for fun gifts.
Am I the only one who thinks the guy tries a little TOO hard to sound badass?
Also, :wtc: at how flexible the fucking thing is.
Dammit I thought it was a really cool looking egg thing.
-"Open the shell and inside is the egg"
hah that's cool
-"Remove the lubricant pouch"
wait what
-"Open it and pour lubricant into the egg"
what the fuck is this
-"Apply the lubricant around the entry as well for smooth insertion"
nononononono
-"Insert your penis and move it up and down!"
._.
[QUOTE=splitsticks;22345045]Dammit I thought it was a really cool looking egg thing.
-"Open the shell and inside is the egg"
hah that's cool
-"Remove the lubricant pouch"
wait what
-"Open it and pour lubricant into the egg"
what the fuck is this
-"Apply the lubricant around the entry as well for smooth insertion"
nononononono
-"Insert your penis and move it up and down!"
._.[/QUOTE]
Exactly what I was thinking.
I really thought it were a type of candy first.
Anyone else think the hands look female?
"Different strokes for different yolks!"
Ugh, really not what I expected. The [Delicious eggs] made me think it was candy first. :wtc:
Who the fuck came up with this.
It's actually pretty interesting
stop acting sick when you see something sex-related
i bet you freak out when you see tits
So old.
[QUOTE=Wii60;22340874]insert your penis into the egg :byodood:[/QUOTE]
That's when you KNOW your penis is too big haha
Why Japan why?
[QUOTE=Enhanced_AI;22340808][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk[/media]
:byodood:
and if I'm late it's because I can't search for it.[/QUOTE]
...It's not like search is disabled It's just hidden
"BLABAL open shell, receive egg" - Cool. Looks like a sweet or some other edible thing.
"Open egg, receive lubricant, lubricate egg" - Did he just say 'lubricant'? Nah, must be something differend like some weird kind of sauce.
"INSERT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING COCK IN THE GODDAMN EGG AND STIMULATE YOUR MASSIVE ERRECTION WITH THIS FUCKING THING?" - WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCKING GOD IS THIS FUCK, I DONT EVEN KNOW, WHAT THE SHIT I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS YOU PUT YOUR COCK WHERE OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE NAME OF RAPE
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