Is this serious? Can I get this somewhere?..
I want to go somewhere in public and start blasting this.
Oh god I nearly passed out laughing
I still can't believe that a fanfic, a Twilight Fanfic of all things, has gotten this huge.
Is this the end of English literature as we know it? Er, Knew it?
my V[I]AAAAAAAAAA[/I]GINA
I AGREE TO HE FISTING, BUT ID REALLY LIKE TO CLAIM UR ASS
Do women actually listen to erotic novels while doing day to day things in public?
I wanna hear the full version of it.
[QUOTE=squids_eye;36406253]Do women actually listen to erotic novels while doing day to day things in public?[/QUOTE]
Uh, duh?
[i]EEEEEEE[/I]rotic.
can I actually get this? I want to blast it in my car
though explaining to my boss why I've pissed myself and laughed to tears on the way there might be a bit difficult
Women everywhere are applauding this book it seems, how great the writing is and such. My mother is even reading the book. For the hell of it i picked it up and thumbed through it: The writing is atrocious, i've seen better erotic stories in fan fictions written by 16 year olds on the internet.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;36407085]Women everywhere are applauding this book it seems, how great the writing is and such. My mother is even reading the book. For the hell of it i picked it up and thumbed through it: The writing is atrocious, i've seen better erotic stories in fan fictions written by 16 year olds on the internet.[/QUOTE]
worse, it's a fanfiction written by a menopausal woman on the internet
Wow, by the way this girl I know was going on about this book I thought it would be somewhat good. It isn't, but Gilbert Gottfried redeems it.
It's even funnier if you picture the characters he voice acted reading it out loud. Mostly as a parrot.
I just realized Gilbert Gottfried is the voice I hear in my head when I think of the word vagina
I was laughing before the page loaded.
This is great! funny thing is I work at a retail store and a female "friend" of mine was txting me asking where the book was, I told her I would put a special table out the front with all our copies so she could come select one (the table was already there the book was on fucking sale to get rid of it I just took the credit for it) she bought the book and ecstatically sent me a photo with her holding it in her car on her way home to read it, hey the book looks shit to me but if this girl is thinking of me while reading an erotica it can only go well. However its worth ruining my hard work and sending her this video so she will only be able to hear it in Gilbert Gottfrieds voice.
His voice just gets me every time.
Does this actually exist as a full audio book?
I want a copy NOW
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