• Calming toddlers in 5 seconds
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[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR3q9sXM7WA[/media] Anyone has any idea how the FUCK does this work?
He has a video explaining how it works. [video=youtube;j2C8MkY7Co8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2C8MkY7Co8[/video] Having used the hold myself, I can attest to how effective it is. My personal theory is that it mimics the position that the baby has inside the mother's womb and that going back to that position calms down the baby but I'm probably wrong.
Adorable.
vulcan neck pinch
I remember seeing this. It's gonna be super useful the day i'll have kids.
My parents just gave some vodka, calmed me right down
can someone do this to me
I'm gonna hold on to this and not tell anyone I know it until I encounter a crying baby. That way when I whip this technique out I look like a fucking wizard.
Me too, except my incredible clumsiness will lead me to full on fucking potato sack drop it what, you wanted it to stop crying rUN
It's quite simple, really: just block the flow of blood to the brain long enough so parts of brain that handle crying shut down! In reality though, I have no idea how this works.
I would be terrified to hold a baby like that in the air.
one knuckle salad punch straight to the jaw works on stronger babies too
[QUOTE=SirJon;51719131]My parents just gave some vodka, calmed me right down[/QUOTE] Mine used to put cider and apple juice on a dummy and give it to me. Apparently worked everytime.
[QUOTE=AntonioR;51719612]I would be terrified to hold a baby like that in the air.[/QUOTE] You know, you could try let the air do the work :) ps. dont actually do that, i dont like babbies.
"In this video I'm gonna show you how to shut these little fuckers up."
Babies should be illegal
[QUOTE=BandClassHAH;51720061]Babies should be illegal[/QUOTE] i've been pushing my local legislators and lawmakers for a "Asexual Reproduction Only" Bill but so far no callbacks.
Calming babies, step 1: Choke the loud fucker. [img]http://i.imgur.com/4LKzowf.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Wolverunder;51721126]Calming babies, step 1: Choke the loud fucker. [img]http://i.imgur.com/4LKzowf.png[/img][/QUOTE] [t]http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2016/03/29/ap_090911089838_sq-3271237f28995f6530d9634ff27228cae88e3440-s900-c85.jpg[/t]
i don't get it, i've grabbed other peoples' babies by the neck to stop their crying before and got nothing but flak for it, suddenly this guy does it on TV in front of a couple chinamen and it makes it alright
[QUOTE=Wolverunder;51721126]Calming babies, step 1: Choke the loud fucker. [img]http://i.imgur.com/4LKzowf.png[/img][/QUOTE] Pretty sure he does that to stop the baby's head from flopping around, considering they don't have the neck muscle yet to control it.
[QUOTE=V12US;51721469]Pretty sure he does that to stop the baby's head from flopping around, considering they don't have the neck muscle yet to control it.[/QUOTE] in the second vid he shows his fingers are there to support the chin. So that he/she/it cant toss its head back
[QUOTE=Jarokwa;51719605]this video is another reminder of how ugly babies are[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;YPZS0WnHgH0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPZS0WnHgH0[/video]
[QUOTE=Reagy;51719796]Mine used to put cider and apple juice on a dummy and give it to me. Apparently worked everytime.[/QUOTE] Is this why you [I]like apples[/I] so much :v: So how I understand it is you tuck their arms in and through gentle motions you can calm them down?
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