• Epic Rap Battles of History: Master Chief vs Leonidas
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[video=youtube;mgVwv0ZuPhM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVwv0ZuPhM&feature=g-user-u&context=G2aa9048UCGXQYbcTJ33ae6I7MdT3XmdNdGKvRraFW LwKeHxl0aCw[/video]
Oooh, they're both pretty good, though that Greek comment was gold.
My favorite Rap Battle so far.
i dont get the greek bit?
That master chief looks like a kid in spartan armor :v:
Masterchief wasnt as bad as the rest. For fucks sake, if you do stuff like this make sure that you got rythm. Most of these guys are offbeat most of the time...
[QUOTE=Jackald;34492038]The Greeks supposedly practiced anal sex massively. Also Spartans practiced rough homosexual sex in order to strengthen themselves for battle and relax, the 300 spartans were actually accompanied by 700 thespians. The spartans were about as gay as you could get to be honest.[/QUOTE] Interesting.
[QUOTE=Jackald;34492038]The Greeks supposedly practiced anal sex massively. Also Spartans practiced rough homosexual sex in order to strengthen themselves for battle and relax, the 300 spartans were actually accompanied by 700 thespians. The spartans were about as gay as you could get to be honest.[/QUOTE] Also 90% of them were paedophiles Make of that what you will
Took me a while to see the connection between the two. Also, the visual effects are getting a lot better. The characters look dead on.
[QUOTE=Jackald;34492038]The spartans were about as gay as you could get to be honest.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Cone;34492100]Also 90% of them were paedophiles[/QUOTE] Yeah, they were pretty weird, at least by our modern standards. Remember though, they had a vastly different culture than you or I. They went along with their business without batting an eye.
[QUOTE=Bean Shoot;34492200]Took me a while to see the connection between the two. Also, the visual effects are getting a lot better. [b]The characters look dead on.[/b][/QUOTE] Never thought anyone could think that pre-made Master Chief costume looked "dead on."
[QUOTE=Jackald;34492038]The Greeks supposedly practiced anal sex massively. Also Spartans practiced rough homosexual sex in order to strengthen themselves for battle and relax, the 300 spartans were actually accompanied by 700 thespians. The spartans were about as gay as you could get to be honest.[/QUOTE] Indeed they practiced homosexual love in order to have better relationships with their higher ranked soldiers and not to miss their wifes while in battle. [editline]1st February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Cone;34492100]Also 90% of them were paedophiles Make of that what you will[/QUOTE] Your judgement shouldn't be based on their sexuality but on what they offered to the world as a culture which is most sciences.I am not just defending the ancient Greeks because I am Greek but they offered a lot when it comes to mathematics and astronomy etc.
I wish It was gordon freeman instead of Leonidas
I was prepared for this to be lame because (1) the Rap Battles are either amazing or bad and (2) 300 came out in '06 and hasn't been funny since around '08, but this was [I]really[/I] good. Both sides performed well, and you can really tell that production values have gone up. [editline]1st February 2012[/editline] Although I don't know why Master Chief had such a tiny baby gun in the intro. [editline]1st February 2012[/editline] [video=youtube;KeMlVGZoNnI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeMlVGZoNnI[/video]
Beethoven stil not topped i see.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;34499186]Beethoven stil not topped i see.[/QUOTE] Steven Hawking master race
prank vs prank in there lol
I'd like to See Teddy Roosevelt vs Vladimir Putin. You guys should upvote my comment on the video and we will have like the manliest rap battle ever.
Wow, this one was pretty great.
I'm still surprised nothing was mentioned about Master Chief being Spartan 117
Clint Eastwood vs Clint Eastwood. With Hugh Jackman starring as Clint Eastwood.
Pretty good but the Spartan costume looked silly.
dont like it
Little baby man was the best part
I like these, they look so professional now!
Best one so far, easily.
That was masterful, save the shitty looking Chief. :(
Gordon Freeman vs Jesus Christ
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