• Cr1tikal - Bad Flirt
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[video=youtube;OazrrxF8woo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OazrrxF8woo[/video] :blaze:
Wow that was just.....Jesus :goodjob:
Love myself some critikal
Oh my god his response. Oooooh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
all those mistakes and [sp]she gives him a free pass to bone, only for him to be like NAH IM GOOD[/sp] what even
[QUOTE=bitches;50785554]all those mistakes and [sp]she gives him a free pass to bone, only for him to be like NAH IM GOOD[/sp] what even[/QUOTE] i dunno man i doubt he'd be interested in boning somebody a week after he finished with a long term partner
i feel like i died a little inside [editline]27th July 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=bitches;50785554]all those mistakes and [sp]she gives him a free pass to bone, only for him to be like NAH IM GOOD[/sp] what even[/QUOTE] i really doubt he was all there since he was completely drained from the break up. long term relationship breakups completely fuck your head like he said and make you a husk for a month or two.
The way he told it. It feels like I was really there.
Honestly Cr1tikal could just show people his youtube channel and they'd fall in love with him instantly
He's still a better flirt than I am.
[SP]"My anus was becoming the universe"[/SP] I will never forget this, because some day, this information will save my life.
[QUOTE=bitches;50785554]all those mistakes and [sp]she gives him a free pass to bone, only for him to be like NAH IM GOOD[/sp] what even[/QUOTE] I hit up a bar not too long after getting out of a long-term relationship and did... Nearly the same thing. Attractive girl sits down next to me, we talk over the course of a few drinks. Pretty much drunkenly ignored every sign right up until she interrupted me to say that she'd show me her boobs (It was somehow relevant to the conversation, I think) and I totally ignored her to finish my point. Dropping the ball straight into Hell itself is a uniquely male talent. I can feel fro crit1kal.
Good god that final thing he said to her.
Oh my god I cant breathe. That sure was something
[QUOTE=bitches;50785554]all those mistakes and [sp]she gives him a free pass to bone, only for him to be like NAH IM GOOD[/sp] what even[/QUOTE] i mean to be fair, have you seen cr1tikal tho? [editline]27th July 2016[/editline] holy shit when he said the line i could feel the blood draining from my face and it was as if all time stopped for a few seconds
There is no worse feeling to a man than getting a free pass to boneville and then watching go up in flame from your own devices. Cr1tikal is a cutie irl though so I'm sure he gets plenty of poon.
I have the opposite problem. It seems every time I'm out drinking and I get shitfaced attractive girls are all over me because I turn into this massive ball of confidence and I can have really good conversations and do all this great shit, and then they want to fuck and when I catch on I start to lose interest. I don't know why but I start to steer her interest away from me by making myself as embarrassing as possible. Last few times I said shit like "well I like to jerk off to hentai", "I don't need women, I have VR porn", and the holy grail, "sorry, I rode here with friends" after being asked "so are you taking me home tonight?" I intentionally say these things hoping it will cause them to lose interest and it never works. It backfires. Somehow, some way, it fucking backfires. Hentai girl became more interested, saying "ohh...so that means we can try all that fucked up kinky shit." VR girl started licking my ears and sucking on my fingers. And the take me home and fuck me girl threw me on the floor and started grinding on my face. I wish I could fucking make this shit up but I can't, I'm not creative enough for it. I don't know why I do that and I don't know why it has consistently backfired every single time, but I'm thinking the next opportunity I should just take it instead of trying to push them away.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;50786672]I have the opposite problem. It seems every time I'm out drinking and I get shitfaced attractive girls are all over me because I turn into this massive ball of confidence and I can have really good conversations and do all this great shit, and then they want to fuck and when I catch on I start to lose interest. I don't know why but I start to steer her interest away from me by making myself as embarrassing as possible. Last few times I said shit like "well I like to jerk off to hentai", "I don't need women, I have VR porn", and the holy grail, "sorry, I rode here with friends" after being asked "so are you taking me home tonight?" I intentionally say these things hoping it will cause them to lose interest and it never works. It backfires. Somehow, some way, it fucking backfires. Hentai girl became more interested, saying "ohh...so that means we can try all that fucked up kinky shit." VR girl started licking my ears and sucking on my fingers. And the take me home and fuck me girl threw me on the floor and started grinding on my face. I wish I could fucking make this shit up but I can't, I'm not creative enough for it. I don't know why I do that and I don't know why it has consistently backfired every single time, but I'm thinking the next opportunity I should just take it instead of trying to push them away.[/QUOTE] honesty this should be really simple, just tell them you post on facepunch
[QUOTE=haloguy234;50786672]I have the opposite problem. It seems every time I'm out drinking and I get shitfaced attractive girls are all over me because I turn into this massive ball of confidence and I can have really good conversations and do all this great shit, and then they want to fuck and when I catch on I start to lose interest. I don't know why but I start to steer her interest away from me by making myself as embarrassing as possible. Last few times I said shit like "well I like to jerk off to hentai", "I don't need women, I have VR porn", and the holy grail, "sorry, I rode here with friends" after being asked "so are you taking me home tonight?" I intentionally say these things hoping it will cause them to lose interest and it never works. It backfires. Somehow, some way, it fucking backfires. Hentai girl became more interested, saying "ohh...so that means we can try all that fucked up kinky shit." VR girl started licking my ears and sucking on my fingers. And the take me home and fuck me girl threw me on the floor and started grinding on my face. I wish I could fucking make this shit up but I can't, I'm not creative enough for it. I don't know why I do that and I don't know why it has consistently backfired every single time, but I'm thinking the next opportunity I should just take it instead of trying to push them away.[/QUOTE] Are you a comedy show protagonist?
but why didnt she let him eat the pussy tho??
Imagine being attractive enough to have sexual prospects with someone. What a life.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;50786672]I have the opposite problem. It seems every time I'm out drinking and I get shitfaced attractive girls are all over me because I turn into this massive ball of confidence and I can have really good conversations and do all this great shit, and then they want to fuck and when I catch on I start to lose interest. I don't know why but I start to steer her interest away from me by making myself as embarrassing as possible. Last few times I said shit like "well I like to jerk off to hentai", "I don't need women, I have VR porn", and the holy grail, "sorry, I rode here with friends" after being asked "so are you taking me home tonight?" I intentionally say these things hoping it will cause them to lose interest and it never works. It backfires. Somehow, some way, it fucking backfires. Hentai girl became more interested, saying "ohh...so that means we can try all that fucked up kinky shit." VR girl started licking my ears and sucking on my fingers. And the take me home and fuck me girl threw me on the floor and started grinding on my face. I wish I could fucking make this shit up but I can't, I'm not creative enough for it. I don't know why I do that and I don't know why it has consistently backfired every single time, but I'm thinking the next opportunity I should just take it instead of trying to push them away.[/QUOTE] they're probably ugly as hell and your beer goggles are altering your memories. [editline]27th July 2016[/editline] oh and for reference: [IMG]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/youtube/images/0/00/Cr1TiKaL.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/230?cb=20160131202622[/IMG] that's cr1tikal
[QUOTE=meppers;50787261]they're probably ugly as hell and your beer goggles are altering your memories.[/QUOTE] Nah, one of them I worked with and the other two added me to Facebook. They're hot.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;50786672]I have the opposite problem. It seems every time I'm out drinking and I get shitfaced attractive girls are all over me because I turn into this massive ball of confidence and I can have really good conversations and do all this great shit, and then they want to fuck and when I catch on I start to lose interest. I don't know why but I start to steer her interest away from me by making myself as embarrassing as possible. Last few times I said shit like "well I like to jerk off to hentai", "I don't need women, I have VR porn", and the holy grail, "sorry, I rode here with friends" after being asked "so are you taking me home tonight?" I intentionally say these things hoping it will cause them to lose interest and it never works. It backfires. Somehow, some way, it fucking backfires. Hentai girl became more interested, saying "ohh...so that means we can try all that fucked up kinky shit." VR girl started licking my ears and sucking on my fingers. And the take me home and fuck me girl threw me on the floor and started grinding on my face. I wish I could fucking make this shit up but I can't, I'm not creative enough for it. I don't know why I do that and I don't know why it has consistently backfired every single time, but I'm thinking the next opportunity I should just take it instead of trying to push them away.[/QUOTE] right
[QUOTE=meppers;50787261]they're probably ugly as hell and your beer goggles are altering your memories. [editline]27th July 2016[/editline] oh and for reference: [IMG]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/youtube/images/0/00/Cr1TiKaL.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/230?cb=20160131202622[/IMG] that's cr1tikal[/QUOTE] Huh, I would've figured that he'd be heavier built from his voice.
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;50787297]right[/QUOTE] yeah, i was just lying haha
[QUOTE=Davoc;50785729]Honestly Cr1tikal could just show people his youtube channel and they'd fall in love with him instantly[/QUOTE] I know I did
[QUOTE=haloguy234;50786672]I have the opposite problem. It seems every time I'm out drinking and I get shitfaced attractive girls are all over me because I turn into this massive ball of confidence and I can have really good conversations and do all this great shit, and then they want to fuck and when I catch on I start to lose interest. I don't know why but I start to steer her interest away from me by making myself as embarrassing as possible. Last few times I said shit like "well I like to jerk off to hentai", "I don't need women, I have VR porn", and the holy grail, "sorry, I rode here with friends" after being asked "so are you taking me home tonight?" I intentionally say these things hoping it will cause them to lose interest and it never works. It backfires. Somehow, some way, it fucking backfires. Hentai girl became more interested, saying "ohh...so that means we can try all that fucked up kinky shit." VR girl started licking my ears and sucking on my fingers. And the take me home and fuck me girl threw me on the floor and started grinding on my face. I wish I could fucking make this shit up but I can't, I'm not creative enough for it. I don't know why I do that and I don't know why it has consistently backfired every single time, but I'm thinking the next opportunity I should just take it instead of trying to push them away.[/QUOTE] just say you're gay
I paused it just before the cringe nuke hit, so I could read what people were saying. Good fucking lord, that was a painful surprise to unpause to.
[QUOTE=froztshock;50787628]Huh, I would've figured that he'd be heavier built from his voice.[/QUOTE] the fuck are you talking 'bout, cr1t is swole, you just can't see it from the pic.
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