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almost like a nice mix of a canadian louis ck and david mitchell lookalike
[sp]like being mad at somebody for trying to give you a bunch of money in the wrong currency ahaha[/sp]
peter white looks like ben affleck put on some weight and let his hair hang down
[QUOTE=aznz888;52809575]peter white looks like ben affleck put on some weight and let his hair hang down[/QUOTE]
So, the most likely thing to happen to Affleck after "Batman V Superman"?
If I went to a gay bar and had a guy hit on me, I'd be hella flattered. I mean who cares? It basically just means someone likes the way you look and tried their luck with you. And as he says, just say no if you're not into it.
Jesus he's oozing Louis CK in everything he does, ranging from the gesturing to the speech pattern, I love it.
Gay bars are the best places to go if you're a single, straight man. Honest to god. If you are ever feeling down on yourself, go to a gay bar. It doesn't matter if you're a skinny, bony twink or a fat, hairy bear. You will get showered in compliments from multiple people, and this guy is right, it's flattering. You can say no 100% of the time and it's just an all around hilarious time.
Also, depending on your area, it's where single girls go to get away from drunks harassing them. It's a win-win. They are [I]awesome.[/I]
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;52809802]So, the most likely thing to happen to Affleck after "Batman V Superman"?[/QUOTE]
After "Justice League"
[QUOTE=haloguy234;52809956]Gay bars are the best places to go if you're a single, straight man. Honest to god. If you are ever feeling down on yourself, go to a gay bar. It doesn't matter if you're a skinny, bony twink or a fat, hairy bear. You will get showered in compliments from multiple people, and this guy is right, it's flattering. You can say no 100% of the time and it's just an all around hilarious time.
Also, depending on your area, it's where single girls go to get away from drunks harassing them. It's a win-win. They are [I]awesome.[/I][/QUOTE]
I take it you're speaking from experience?
Genuinely curious.
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;52810043]I take it you're speaking from experience?
Genuinely curious.[/QUOTE]
I can speak from experience, everything he said is true
also my usual metric for a good bar is one you're only somewhat likely to get stabbed at, but for a gay bar what you're looking for is one next to a theater. it's a lot easier to determine whether it's next to a theater than how likely it is for a stabbing to occur.
e: clarification, stage theater, not screen.
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;52810043]I take it you're speaking from experience?
Genuinely curious.[/QUOTE]
Yes. There's nothing wrong with them. But as butre pointed out, you gotta be careful about getting shanked. Depends greatly on the area. Go with friends if you want to ensure safety.
What the fuck kinda bars are you going to that getting stabbed is even on the radar.
[QUOTE=Demache;52810138]What the fuck kinda bars are you going to that getting stabbed is even on the radar.[/QUOTE]
Pretty much any bar ever, really.
[QUOTE=Demache;52810138]What the fuck kinda bars are you going to that getting stabbed is even on the radar.[/QUOTE]
the thing is if you're not likely to get stabbed at all it's because the drinks are too expensive, and if you're too likely to get stabbed it's because the bar is in a shitty area where you don't want to be parked for more than 5 minutes. there's a happy medium somewhere around a stabbing once every 6 months to a year depending on some other factors. it can also come full circle if it's a touristy area in mexico or something, where stabbings are more probable at more expensive bars than at shitty dives because of very drunk tourists smashing bottles of victoria and putting them in your chest
I also have an additional metric that doesn't come up often, if the bar has ever had an incident involving a pipe bomb, molotov, etc. then it's probably a great bar regardless of price or stabbing frequency
[QUOTE=Demache;52810138]What the fuck kinda bars are you going to that getting stabbed is even on the radar.[/QUOTE]
man if the bars in your neighborhood has a zero percent chance of someone getting stabbed then your bar sells some weak ass liquor
[QUOTE=Kabstrac;52810176]You guys live in a dangerous places. I have been to every bar where I live and they are all not-stabby and I live in the capital city of the province[/QUOTE]
just because you haven't been stabbed doesn't mean its a place where a stabbing isn't probable. you gotta look at more than the anecdotal for this metric to work
it may be just an american thing too. I don't know how many people in canada are carrying knives while shithoused
[QUOTE=butre;52810163]the thing is if you're not likely to get stabbed at all it's because the drinks are too expensive, and if you're too likely to get stabbed it's because the bar is in a shitty area where you don't want to be parked for more than 5 minutes. there's a happy medium somewhere around a stabbing once every 6 months to a year depending on some other factors.
I also have an additional metric that doesn't come up often, if the bar has ever had an incident involving a pipe bomb, molotov, etc. then it's probably a great bar regardless of price or stabbing frequency[/QUOTE]
I suppose that metric is super skewed in the upper midwest. Bar stabbings in the region make local news. Granted I only know of one gay bar. :v:
[QUOTE=Demache;52810138]What the fuck kinda bars are you going to that getting stabbed is even on the radar.[/QUOTE]
You've never been to a knifey-finger casino?
[QUOTE=Demache;52810138]What the fuck kinda bars are you going to that getting stabbed is even on the radar.[/QUOTE]
Ever live in New York?
you guys make me think that working in a bar for 4 years i'm lucky to be alive
that or american bars just put ours to shame on the risk factor
[QUOTE=Dunsparce;52810170]man if the bars in your neighborhood has a zero percent chance of someone getting stabbed then your bar sells some weak ass liquor[/QUOTE]
Or people around here aren't shitty human beings.
Or if they are going to be shitty, they use their fists. That happens all the time. :v:
[QUOTE=butre;52810183]just because you haven't been stabbed doesn't mean its a place where a stabbing isn't probable. you gotta look at more than the anecdotal for this metric to work
it may be just an american thing too. I don't know how many people in canada are carrying knives while shithoused[/QUOTE]
I've never been in a bar where even a physical altercation has broken out, much less anyone getting seriously harmed.
The most surprising thing I've learned from this thread is that American bars are apparently some of the most hardcore places around.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;52811490]The most surprising thing I've learned from this thread is that American bars are apparently some of the most hardcore places around.[/QUOTE]
i can confirm this. i once walked into a bar frequented by Hells Angels bikers a few years back to get change for a 20, upon walking in past the second door a large biker cocked back from ancient china and punched another dude in the face and sent him flying into a wall. after he stopped flying, he got up and burst out laughing and said to the guy who punched him "you must not jerk off anymore cause you punch like a bitch, man" whereupon the puncher bought the punchee a drink and they laughed it off
Got hit on by the cashier at a five-guys once.
I was flattered as hell. I mean, I never get hit on by the gender I'm actually interested in, so that was pretty awesome.
Honestly I lived in Bedstuy, Brooklyn for a couple years and it was the sketchiest place in New York, but I never felt that I was going to be stabbed at a bar. As long as you don't bother people, they aren't gonna bother you.
I was more afraid of walking down the streets outside of the bar than the bars themselves.
So did he fuck the guy in the bathroom or not???
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