• Jimmy Fallon explains his finger injury
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[video=youtube;CztT_pBFQv8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CztT_pBFQv8[/video] can confirm, don't google ring avulsion
Seriously, unless you want to see fingers fucked up in the most delightful ways, DO NOT google that.
[QUOTE=frankie penis;48203596]can confirm, don't google ring avulsion[/QUOTE] Didn't know what that was called.
So I expected gory shit with that google search but not [sp]fucking arms ripped off and de-gloved fingers[/sp]
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[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;48203651]Seriously, unless you want to see fingers fucked up in the most delightful ways, DO NOT google that.[/QUOTE] after that second warning everybody will google it anyway. also fuck me that's ugly
Ofcourse, the first thing I did was google ring avulsion. Imagine if your finger was your sock and your foot was a bone, and then you were to take the sock off. That's pretty much what it is. It sounds like Jimmy's case wasn't as severe though, the ring must have done quite a bit of damage under the skin but it seems there was no visible damage. Makes me a bit nervous about wearing rings.
holy shit, it's good that it wasn't that bad, I googled it and I can only say that it's good he still has his finger.
I had a friend in secondary school who hopped over a fence. Tore the skin off half one of his fingers and they had to amputate the tip. Can only count to nine now. (If you hadn't realised, he wasn't bright.)
It's nice seeing him talk about it with a sense of humor. Some comedians take their injuries very seriously and I'm glad Jimmy keeps it all positive and not dreary at all Also they had to put some veins from his foot into his hand and stitch it on a microscopic level. Like imagine all the pressure that doctor was feeling, he couldn't fuck up on Jimmy Fallon, of all people
[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;48204303]It's nice seeing him talk about it with a sense of humor. Some comedians take their injuries very seriously and I'm glad Jimmy keeps it all positive and not dreary at all Also they had to put some veins from his foot into his hand and stitch it on a microscopic level. Like imagine all the pressure that doctor was feeling, he couldn't fuck up on Jimmy Fallon, of all people[/QUOTE] Jimmy cracks a joke during the operation
That's fucked up.
Googled while eating a hot dog. I have decided to throw the hot dog away and have a salad instead.
They should show pictures of ring avulsion to teens who don't want to take of their rings and shit during P.E.
i think i wont be using my ring anymore
[QUOTE=sunplate;48204730]Googled while eating a hot dog. I have decided to throw the hot dog away and have a salad instead.[/QUOTE] Lettuce Avulsion. you sick son of a bitch
Ah, ring avulsion. Nasty stuff. I've seen images of it shitposted in threads to shock, I'm kind of used to gore by now. Still pretty goddamn gross, and shows why maybe wearing rings really... isn't that good of an idea. Not at all times, anyway.
My father was working with his father on a truck once and forgot to remove his wedding ring. His finger hit one of the leads on the battery and shocked him. All he could tell was that his ring suddenly got really hot so he went to grab it and pull it off. [sp]When he pulled it off, most of the flesh came with it, the way he described it was like melted, stringy cheese. He folded the skin back then went to the hospital.[/sp] Ultimately he was fine. Finger is fine, ring was fine. He also hurt another finger when he was like five or six. His dad was working in their yard, and he had a hatchet out. While he was doing something, my dad came outside and grabbed the hatchet without my grandfather knowing. Ended up splitting one of his finger in half from top to bottom literally perfectly down the middle. He was fine then too, he just has a little indent that runs down the middle of his finger.
I think the moral of this thread is don't wear rings.
I remember I had a teacher who lost a finger from it. I don't get not wearing rings after hearing about it though. It's not like the chances of it are 50-50 or anything. You can't worry about everything.
ugh now my fingers feel all weird
Thanks to this thread I am now curled up in the fetal position in my chair permanently cringing at even the slightest thought of what this looks like.
Why don't we just make rings out of two separate parts which lock together but are relatively easy to separate with a reasonable amount of force? Then shit like this wouldn't happen. Man, humans are fucking weird, we put pieces of metal around our fingers with the full knowledge that they're nigh-impossible to remove.
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;48206606]Why don't we just make rings out of two separate parts which lock together but are relatively easy to separate with a reasonable amount of force? Then shit like this wouldn't happen. Man, humans are fucking weird, we put pieces of metal around our fingers with the full knowledge that they're nigh-impossible to remove.[/QUOTE] Religion wise that's a good thing, coz marriage is sacred and for life! and bullshit
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