Chuck Norris Threatens 1000 Years of Darkness if Obama is Re-elected

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[video=youtube;WFLNmThRMNQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFLNmThRMNQ[/video]

[QUOTE]Chuck Norris spent Labor Day weekend as only a true patriot would: issuing apocalyptic messages about the upcoming presidential election. Holding hands with his wife, Gena, and looking rather glum, the plaid-shirted harbinger of doom released his "dire warning to America" via a deliciously bizarre video in which he reveals that our "country as we know it could be lost forever" if Obama is re-elected and that he can't "stand on the sidelines … [as we] go the way of socialism or something much worse" (we’re assuming by "worse" he means the "1,000 years of darkness" his wife refers to in the clip). We're inclined to consider Chuck’s message. After all, the [URL="http://now.msn.com/chuck-norris-may-soon-unite-slovakia-and-austria"]dude pretty much united[/URL] Slovakia and Austria.[/QUOTE]

[gonedead0]

Seriously? I'll promise you 1000 years of idiocracy if Romney is elected.

[jbthekid]

His wife's voice sounds like something from a text-to-speech device.

[The very best]

I just realized up until now, I've never heard Chuck norris talk.

His voice is really underwhelming

[Kodeac]

im not voting unless im in the polls for president.

[wickedplayer494]

Even I think Norris is batshit.

[raineko]

Merica'. :downs:

[MrTwicks]

he's not that scary when he's going along with his own joke

[McGii]

holy shit

she has a deeper voice than him

[mooman1080]

Chuck Norris still thinks he's relevant?

[nick_9_8]

[QUOTE=The very best;37533137]I just realized up until now, I've never heard Chuck norris talk.

His voice is really underwhelming[/QUOTE]

They should have put his voice down a couple octaves.

[carcarcargo]

Oh god it's like something from the 50's "we can't have something like gawd dayum socialism in our great country"

[BloodYScar]

"lets make god continue to bless the uni(n)ted states of america"

hahaha oh man...

[Robbobin]

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;37534562]Oh god it's like something from the 50's "we can't have something like gawd dayum socialism in our great country"[/QUOTE]

You mean it's like most modern day republicans? :v:

But yeah I get what you mean, I'm still sometimes shocked by how they sound.

[Karl L]

I would so fuck his wife.

[nick_9_8]

[QUOTE=Karl L;37535565]I would so fuck his wife.[/QUOTE]
You're on your own there buddy.

[Crest]

[QUOTE=mooman1080;37533860]Chuck Norris still thinks he's relevant?[/QUOTE]

It's almost sad because he's done commercials revolving around his fame and the "Chuck Norris Facts" jokes. He thinks he relevant because of the lingering legacy he has in films.

[Spazi]

[QUOTE=jbthekid;37532681]His wife's voice sounds like something from a text-to-speech device.[/QUOTE]

They both do.

[Dead Madman]

Lol it's unintentionally racist

"1000 years of darkness"

[Axelius]

I would fuck chucks wife.

[Haste!]

Chuck Norris is such a jackass. I can't stand the fact that retarded 10 year olds worship him.

[Tacooo]

Who the fuck actually gives a shit about what Chuck Norris says, I think they're just trying to take advantage of his "fame" on the internet in hopes that it will change the minds of the heathens

[Hullu V3]

Here's a video of Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xYjYQkRuxY[/media]

[Ninja Duck]

I don't know about you guys but I'm not into middle aged women.

[marden]

Yeah, I'm not surprised Chuck would be against Obama.

This is I think the first time I heard Chuck talk for a longer period of time and I gotta say his voice isn't what I imagined (I grew up mostly on him being dubbed over.).