So uh.. I suppose I was off by a few mere milliseconds.
Whoa, someone is bootlegging johntron?
17:37
is this the plot to a gay porn?
[editline]25th February 2016[/editline]
i mean, they got the look for the part
That ending sure was...something?
[QUOTE=Shaohs;49815547]17:37
is this the plot to a gay porn?
[editline]25th February 2016[/editline]
i mean, they got the look for the part[/QUOTE]
I bet a porn movie would have a better fucking plot.
Geez... and that MOUTH!
I don't know if it's just me but the newer JonTron Episodes sinces the start of 2015 to now have just kinda seemed off and not as good as they used to be.
I think it might just be me.
[QUOTE=Lawligagger;49815688]I don't know if it's just me but the newer JonTron Episodes sinces the start of 2015 to now have just kinda seemed off and not as good as they used to be.
I think it might just be me.[/QUOTE]
As much as I like Jon his shtick can get old very quick, it works well with games because it is unscripted actions then commentated. Doing movie reviews is meh
Birdemic at least had some animation.
Titanic The Legend Goes on had decent-ish Saturday morning cartoon animation.
Foodfight is hilarious to watch for how bad it is and looks.
The Christmas Tree is foodfight but with weird dialouge.
This film.
This film has [b]FUCKING NOTHING![/b] At all! What was the fucking budget, $100?
cats don't talk
this movie is stupid
why does this movie even exist
I mean I've seen schlock, I've seen garbage, I've seen unintentional comedy, but this films. Is quite literallry the most bare-bones movie I have ever seen in my entire fucking life.
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3duswqkpJJM[/media]
There is this film I saw long ago on ChannelAwesome that someone reviewed, and this film is MILES better for at least having money to make the mouth's move. This fucking movie!
Oh god, I remember hearing about this on Cox n' Crendor and it really IS as awful as they made it sound.
[QUOTE=Skyward;49815874]Oh god, I remember hearing about this on Cox n' Crendor and it really IS as awful as they made it sound.[/QUOTE]
LINK ME TO THAT PODCAST NOW I MUST HEAR IT!
The dad's t-shirt says "One fucking day at a time" in Spanish
From the [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Talking_Cat!%3F!]Wikipedia page for this movie.[/url]
[quote]The film is one of several direct-to-video family films directed by David DeCoteau under the pseudonym Mary Crawford, including [b]A Talking Pony!?!, An Easter Bunny Puppy and A Halloween Puppy.[/b] It was shot in three days in the same mansion as director DeCoteau's 1313 series.[3] Eric Roberts' dialogue was recorded in 15 minutes.[3][/quote]
THOSE WERE FUCKING REAL?! I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKE POSTERS!
Also from [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2511190/trivia?ref_=tt_trv_trv]IMDB[/url]
[quote]Director David DeCoteau revealed on The B-Movies Podcast that Eric Roberts' entire part was recorded in the actor's own living room, in just 15 minutes.[/quote]
WHAT EVEN IS THIS FUCKING MOVIE?!
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;49815905][QUOTE]The film is one of several direct-to-video family films directed by David DeCoteau under the pseudonym Mary Crawford, including A Talking Pony!?!, An Easter Bunny Puppy and A Halloween Puppy. [B]It was shot in three days[/B] in the same mansion as director DeCoteau's 1313 series.[3] [B]Eric Roberts' dialogue was recorded in 15 minutes.[/B][3][/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lawligagger;49815688]I don't know if it's just me but the newer JonTron Episodes sinces the start of 2015 to now have just kinda seemed off and not as good as they used to be.
I think it might just be me.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure this exact same post has been in every Jontron thread since episode 2
Shows change and you'll always be more nostalgic about the older ones, regardless of any actual changes.
I think the best part about this movie is that this director filmed on this location with [I]several[/I] different movies!
[video]https://youtu.be/M7dc3krZZ9s[/video]
Whether he knows these movies are shlock or not, its all hilarious to me.
[QUOTE=Lawligagger;49815688]I don't know if it's just me but the newer JonTron Episodes sinces the start of 2015 to now have just kinda seemed off and not as good as they used to be.
I think it might just be me.[/QUOTE]
The new "stage" for his episodes feels too sterile, and it puts an odd air around the show making it seem more professional. It's not bad by any means, but it "feels" less cozy than the older episodes in his apartment and before, his house. Just feels strange.
[QUOTE=LZTYBRN;49816445]The new "stage" for his episodes feels too sterile, and it puts an odd air around the show making it seem more professional. It's not bad by any means, but it "feels" less cozy than the older episodes in his apartment and before, his house. Just feels strange.[/QUOTE]
I feel like they could be doing a lot more dynamic stuff with a set like that, but it's still just mostly him on a couch
my bets on money laundering
I was expecting a generic unassuming family/kids movie, not something that looks like a bunch of high school students made it.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/D3pwoLL.gif[/t]
what the christ
what song plays at 11:50?
[QUOTE=mastfire;49816929]what song plays at 11:50?[/QUOTE]
Ghost Love Score by Nightwish. Around 5:30 [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN3yqMr3ffY[/url]
The face that Sprite!Jon makes at the beginning of the video reminds me of this.
[t]https://36.media.tumblr.com/2f5198f7732c3d2a16e07d68c8275820/tumblr_nwqxw2U3KR1ui8s4go1_400.png[/t]
[QUOTE=Lawligagger;49815688]I don't know if it's just me but the newer JonTron Episodes sinces the start of 2015 to now have just kinda seemed off and not as good as they used to be.
I think it might just be me.[/QUOTE]
I feel the same. He's relying too much on 'lol so randum xD' humour these days.
Really enjoyed this episode tbh, more so than the last few ones
[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;49816825][t]http://i.imgur.com/D3pwoLL.gif[/t]
what the christ[/QUOTE]This guy on youtube does a better job:
[video=youtube;9-Lpv1OyBUg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-Lpv1OyBUg[/video]
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