• Man Eats Cookie to Dodge Hardball Questions
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_oLyKx_lY0[/media]
Need a moment? Chew it over with a chocolate chip cookie!
A man has his priorities.
[i]Cookie![/i]
"Can you explain why you won't stop and talk?" "[i]I'm eating a cookie![/i]"
How come Politicians can get away with this but as soon as my girlfriend asks me something, its un-fucking-acceptable? EDIT: Both are fucking me over, even if it's in different and sometimes more sexy ways. EDIT 2: Optimistic? I'm not putting myself in the Politician. And no, i don't live in Soviet Russia.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;26232049]"Can you explain why you won't stop and talk?" "[i]I'm eating a cookie![/i]"[/QUOTE] This always annoyed me about the press. One of these days someone is just going to tell them "BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING HAVE TO."
If I was a journalist I'd be tempted to grab the cookie, throw it on the ground, stomp on it, and say "Now you can answer the FUCKING QUESTIONS".
I'd do the same. I don't want to answer to a bunch of journalists.
Cookies are definitely more important.
[quote=zeketwo;26232504]if i was a journalist i'd be tempted to grab the cookie, throw it on the ground, stomp on it, and say "now you can answer the fucking questions".[/quote] ASSAULT call 911!!
Didn't you hear....I'm eating my cookie! This could easily catch on..
The power of cookies. [QUOTE=ZekeTwo;26232504]If I was a journalist I'd be tempted to grab the cookie, throw it on the ground, stomp on it, and say "Now you can answer the FUCKING QUESTIONS".[/QUOTE] He'd probably take out his trusty stainless steel cookie container and grab another one.
I don't understand why he didn't just say "I am not legally bound to answer your questions, fuck off and let me eat my goddamn cookie"
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;26232504]If I was a journalist I'd be tempted to grab the cookie, throw it on the ground, stomp on it, and say "Now you can answer the FUCKING QUESTIONS".[/QUOTE] I bet you'd eat a bowl of nails too
He needs a bigger cookie.
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;26232504]If I was a journalist I'd be tempted to grab the cookie, throw it on the ground, stomp on it, and say "Now you can answer the FUCKING QUESTIONS".[/QUOTE] No you wouldn't because the second you do that, he charges you for assault. You lose money, you're fucked.
I love how some of the questions ended up being about the cookie :v:
Too many questions. Too little cookie.
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;26232504]If I was a journalist I'd be tempted to grab the cookie, throw it on the ground, stomp on it, and say "Now you can answer the FUCKING QUESTIONS".[/QUOTE] You're an asshole. If you did that with me and my cookie. I'd punch you in the face and steal your wallet to buy another cookie.
[QUOTE=Chaohord;26231687]A man has his priorities.[/QUOTE]
That cookie looked pretty good.
Journalists got what they had coming to em. Annoying fuckers.
Feel bad for the guy, he just was minding his business eating a cookie when all of a sudden he got bum-rushed by five reporters bombarding him with questions. Journalists have always, and will always piss me off for this reason. Leave the man alone for gods sake, he doesn't have to answer your damn questions.
Fucking journalists. Guy had a press conference in 30 minutes but they were hounding him all the way, retards. Fucking hate 'em. Best way to do it ever, nom nom nom - fuck you
[QUOTE=Asm;26233363]I bet you'd eat a bowl of nails too[/QUOTE] I did already
That would piss me the fuck off if that chick followed me around that whole time.
[QUOTE=Asm;26233363]I bet you'd eat a bowl of nails too[/QUOTE] With no milk.
I bet more than half of you don't know who he is.
I would bring a blow horn.
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