[quote=Recently popular 4chan copypasta]What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.[/quote]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnp3AgXP0dU[/media]
Might I ask if you just saw the Zelda thread on /v/ when this was posted?
Chris Kyle?
It was an ok song, but it's not funny. This or another variation is posted every day, if not multiple times. Also Jimmy Rustler is bad. (not bad as in morally deficient but bad as in shit)
[QUOTE=Jackald;36086584]reminds me of this:
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10001051/remindsmee.PNG[/img][/QUOTE]
Shit was cash.
[QUOTE=Jackald;36086584]reminds me of this:
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10001051/remindsmee.PNG[/img][/QUOTE]
Is she actually made of at least 90% plastic.
Seriously, look at her. What the hell.
[sp]Also thanks for giving me another reason to stay off 4Chan: morons[/sp]
[QUOTE=Jackald;36088047]For the last time, /b/ and 4chan are not the same thing. Most of 4chan hates /b/, but it acts as an idiot filter for the rest of the boards.[/QUOTE]
Oops, sorry. Thanks for helping me realise that. I feel like an idiot for accusing 4chan of being /b/
I am being sincere by the way.
[sp]And it would help if people stopped doing the same with Reddit and /r/f7u12, and with furries and zoophiles, and bronies and zoophiles, and...[/sp]
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