Calling in sick to places you don't work

[Nahash]

[video=youtube;9ByoGAcKXqo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ByoGAcKXqo&feature=youtu.be[/video]

[Big D Duchovny]

She was pretty nice about that.

[nox]

"It probably won't be busy though"
Incredible.

[bitches]

He could coincidentally fuck some innocent person up with that; I was hoping he'd reveal the joke at the end.

[fruxodaily]

my manager would whack me across the head if i said that shit, maybe thats why i find this shit so funny